Showing posts with label Brace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brace. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Alex Smith In Gnarly Leg Brace ... 2 Months After Injury

Breaking News

Alex Smith ain’t out of the woods yet — the QB is still using crutches and a complex brace around his leg … 2 months after suffering a gruesome injury against the Texans. 
The Washington Redskins star finally surfaced in public Monday at the Wizards-Pistons game ...
Alex Smith In Gnarly Leg Brace ... 2 Months After Injury

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Anthony Scaramucci Says Liberals Better Brace for Trump "Nightmare" if GOP Wins Midterms

Anthony Scaramucci is chalking up all the recent finger-pointing at President Trump to liberals being pissed they can’t beat the guy, especially ahead of the midterms. We got the Mooch out Monday at Reagan National Airport…


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Friday, June 22, 2018

Guess Who This Brace Face Kid Turned Into!

Before this curly-haired kid was a famous working actor, he was just another young man straightening up his life in Concord, California. Can you guess who he is?


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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Audrey Roloff and Jeremy Roloff: Brace Yourselves for Our "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!"

Earlier this month, we reported that Audrey Roloff had huge news to share about her daughter, Ember Jean.


We weren’t kidding.


If anything, we were being literal because Audrey informed Instagram followers that her six-month old was in the 90th percentile for weight.



But now Audrey and her husband say they have truly huge news to share about themselves, and also little Ember, at least to some extent.


“BIG ANNOUCEMENT!!!! Read till the end,” Audrey just teased as the opening to a very long caption that accompanied the photo above.


The Little People, Big World star then built up to the big news before dropping the bombshell:


“Over the years Jeremy and I have received thousands of comments, messages, and e-mails containing questions about dating, long distance, purity, conflict, love, and how we prepared for marriage.


That being said, it is so liberating to finally be able to share this exciting news with all of you…. WE ARE WRITING A BOOK!!!!”


Yes, an actual book!


They won’t be the first members of their semi-famous family to do so, as Jacob Roloff is actually coming out with his second book soon.


But Audrey and Jeremy’s book will be rather unique, it sounds like.



“The book is essentially our love story. We are spilling never before told tales from our dating journey, and all the ups and downs and ins and outs of our love story,” Audrey explains, elaborating as follows:


“The pages are filling up with our failures and successes, what we learned from dating and long distance, and how we prepared more for our marriage than our wedding.


“We cant wait to share what we’ve learned from our own dating journey in order to equip our readers to build Godly relationships from their first date to “I do” and beyond.”


About a month ago, Audrey shared a story of her romance with Jeremy in just three sentences.


But it’s safe to assume this memoir will be longer than that.



“For the past few months we’ve been deep in the trenches of writing… mostly in our pajamas, hibernating in our house, postmating curry for dinner, and typing away late into the night while Ember is asleep,” Roloff continues.


“The book writing process is not for the faint of heart, but we are so eager to share this labor of love with all of you!”


Thankfully, Audrey says she and Jeremy aren’t actually writing the book.


They are, of course. But they also are not.


“We would so appreciate your prayers for this book,” she says, adding:


“Our hope is that the Holy Spirit would inspire our writing and (when the time comes) your reading!


“We acknowledge that God is the author of our love story and this book, we just want to be faithful and creative narrators.”



The only downside to this project?


We may be hearing less frequently from the beloved couple over the next few weeks or even months.


“In order to finish strong, we’ll be taking a bit of a social media hiatus so that we can really focus on writing,” concludes Audrey.


“Don’t worry, we’re not going away forever, we just need to unplug for a bit so we can do some deep work.


“Turn on post notifications so you are notified when we come back!”


Will do, for sure.


The only question now, which we leave open to all Little People, Big World fans is this:


What will Audrey and Jeremy title their memoir?



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Sunday, February 5, 2017

Super Bowl Cops Brace for Trump Protesters, Marijuana Lovers

The Houston Police Department is expecting the worst outside the Super Bowl and is ready to combat a wave of Prez Trump protesters making noise about disrupting the game. Our law enforcement sources say officers, in uniform and undercover, will…


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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Donald Trump Meets With Kanye West; Americans Brace For Douchepocalypse

Despite the 30-year age difference between them and the fact that they’re of different ethnic backgrounds (One is African-American, the other is the result of a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto and an angry Pomeranian being left in one of those transporter machines from The Fly.), it often seems that Donald Trump and Kanye West were separated at birth.


They’re both high-profile ego-maniacs who require constant attention and are prone to questionable hairstyle decisions.


So perhaps it was only a matter of time before Yeezy and the Donald joined forces to remix the Constitution as the season’s hottest mixtape (complete with cameo from Lil Vladdy Putin!).




To the understandable shock of reporters camped out in the lobby of Trump Tower, Kanye showed up for a 15 minute sitdown with the President-elect this morning.


Sources say Kanye requested the meeting and Trump agreed, presumably so that he can fulfill his lifelong goal of not being the biggest narcissist in the room.


West endorsed Trump’s presidential run in a concert recently, but only after the real estate mogul secured a surprise victory in the Elctoral College.


The ensuing weeks were not kind to Kanye as he canceled the remainder of his Saint Pablo Tour, and was hospitalized following a nervous breakdown.



Today, however, the rapper was all smiles as he and Trump posed for photos in a building whose “Liberace fever dream” decor could only be appreciated by the designer of the world’s ugliest and most overpriced sneakers.


“We’ve been friends for a long time,” Trump told reporters. 


Asked what he and Kanye talked about during their brief meeting, Trump replied:


“Life, we discuss life.”


West refused to answer questions, telling reporters, “I just want to take a picture right now.”



“You take care of yourself, I’ll see you soon,” Trump told West as the rapper departed with his entourage in tow.


Not surprisingly, the motives of both men are being questioned for very different reasons.


Journalists have accused Trump of using the visit from Kanye to distract from increasing scrutiny of the role that Russian cyber-attacks may have played in the 2016 election.


Kanye is being accused of far more innocuous ulterior motives, as many believe he’s flaunting his “friendship” with Trump as a means of exacting revenge on friends-turned-rivals, Jay Z and Beyonce, both of whom were outspoken Hillary Clinton supporters.



Kanye’s wife, Kim Kardashian, also supported Clinton, and the rapper’s growing ties to Trump have bolstered rumors that the couple recently separated.


There have been concerns about Trump’s conflicts of interest since the start of his campaign, but it seems the real estate mogul is essentially above the law with regard to his domestic business ties.


But the Kanye visit has raised questions about a different sort of conflicting interests:


Trump seized power largely by stoking the flames of racial hatred, and it now it remains to be seen how his white nationalist supporters will react to his meeting with one of the celebrity world’s most outspoken black men.


We’re sure they’ll be cool with it. They seem like a level-headed lot.


Wow, we were nearly crushed under the weight of our own sarcasm on that one.



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