Kate Middleton: Queen Hands Over Crown To Pregnant Duchess?!

That is quite a waistline for someone carrying twins.

The Globe has it on good authority from “sources” that the Duchess of Cambridge is up the duff with not one, but two girls AND is taking over the throne from Queen Elizabeth.

What a time to be alive!

“Yes, Kate Middleton is pregnant again and Queen Elizabeth is thrilled and now feels it is safe to step away from the thrown [sic] and let William and Kate take over as King and Queen. Kate has won the crown from Camilla Parker-Bowles!” Celebrity Dirty Laundry reports.

Apparently Her Majesty thinks Camilla loves the sauce too much, and is just a wee bit too evil to rule alongside the monarch’s heir, Prince Charles.

The decision, according to sources, allows Her Majesty to keep “that drunk Camilla away from the throne.”

CDL is not a fan of the Duchess of Cornwall, and declared that “Charles and Camilla have been nothing but an embarrassment to the monarchy.

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“Camilla Parker-Bowles must be stumbling around Clarence House with a gin bottle ranting and raving over how unfair it is that Kate Middleton is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite.”

A definite sign that Catherine will soon be queen?

Her first appearance ever at Royal Ascot, according to the source.

This is the Queen’s way of sending a “clear message to Prince Charles and his evil wife Camilla that they are OUT!”

The cover of the Duchess of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth (complete with a gold sticker!) has me less worried about the headline than the Photoshopped image of Catherine.

Her head (on which the George IV diadem sits, which only the Queen wears) has been superimposed onto a photo of Her Majesty at the 1966 State Opening of Parliament.

The image of Catherine’s face comes from an April 2013 engagement at The National Portrait Gallery.

Though William and Catherine have reportedly told friends in the past that they are aiming for three children, there is no confirmation right now that she’s pregnant with twins.

Also, she recently wore a very sexy, very clingy dress out in public, and there was no swelling in the torso area, sooooooooo.

Kate Middleton: Queen Hands Over Crown To Pregnant Duchess?!

That is quite a waistline for someone carrying twins.

The Globe has it on good authority from “sources” that the Duchess of Cambridge is up the duff with not one, but two girls AND is taking over the throne from Queen Elizabeth.

What a time to be alive!

“Yes, Kate Middleton is pregnant again and Queen Elizabeth is thrilled and now feels it is safe to step away from the thrown [sic] and let William and Kate take over as King and Queen. Kate has won the crown from Camilla Parker-Bowles!” Celebrity Dirty Laundry reports.

Apparently Her Majesty thinks Camilla loves the sauce too much, and is just a wee bit too evil to rule alongside the monarch’s heir, Prince Charles.

The decision, according to sources, allows Her Majesty to keep “that drunk Camilla away from the throne.”

CDL is not a fan of the Duchess of Cornwall, and declared that “Charles and Camilla have been nothing but an embarrassment to the monarchy.

View Slideshow: Kate Middleton Suffers Upskirt, Remains Calm

“Camilla Parker-Bowles must be stumbling around Clarence House with a gin bottle ranting and raving over how unfair it is that Kate Middleton is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite.”

A definite sign that Catherine will soon be queen?

Her first appearance ever at Royal Ascot, according to the source.

This is the Queen’s way of sending a “clear message to Prince Charles and his evil wife Camilla that they are OUT!”

The cover of the Duchess of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth (complete with a gold sticker!) has me less worried about the headline than the Photoshopped image of Catherine.

Her head (on which the George IV diadem sits, which only the Queen wears) has been superimposed onto a photo of Her Majesty at the 1966 State Opening of Parliament.

The image of Catherine’s face comes from an April 2013 engagement at The National Portrait Gallery.

Though William and Catherine have reportedly told friends in the past that they are aiming for three children, there is no confirmation right now that she’s pregnant with twins.

Also, she recently wore a very sexy, very clingy dress out in public, and there was no swelling in the torso area, sooooooooo.

Kate Middleton 12 Photos Of The Duchess Looking Regal as He*k

34 years ago today, Catherine Elizabeth Middleton was born at the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading, England.

Details on how the Duchess of Cambridge celebrates her birthday are never made public by Kensington Palace, since it"s a personal occasion.  

However, in years past, Catherine has reportedly kept things low-key on her big day.  For her 31st birthday, Catherine and Prince William were spotted watching Cirque du Soleil at the Royal Albert Hall with friends and family.

This year will most likely be spent with her own growing family at Anmer Hall.  And no, I don"t imply any bun in the oven when I say "growing."

1. Royal Film Premiere of ‘Spectre’

The Duchess of Cambridge wore a bespoke, jewel-encrusted Jenny Packham gown to the royal film premiere of ‘Spectre’ at the Royal Albert Hall on October 26th, 2015. Her Robinson Pelham diamond, blue topaz and white gold earrings ($ 21,000) belong to her mother, Carole Middleton, who first wore them to the royal wedding’s evening reception in 2011.

2. A New Duchess Emerges From Her Carriage

After their carriage procession through London, the newly titled Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrive at the Grand Entrance to Buckingham palace.

3. HRH Inside The Met

The Duchess of Cambridge takes a sip of water as she watches her husband speak to a room full of St. Andrews alumni and supporters at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.

4. A Ceremonial Welcome

The Duchess of Cambridge looks on as the royal family prepares to welcome the President of Singapore and his wife on October 21st, 2014. This is Catherien’s first engagement since announcing her second pregnancy.

5. THE Wedding Dress

Catherine Middleton (in a Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen wedding gown) looks back at the crowds in front of Westminster Abbey on her wedding day, as bridesmaid Pippa Middleton holds her train on April 29th, 2011.

6. The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving

The Duchess of Cambridge (wearing a lace Alexander McQueen dress and a bespoke hat by Jane Taylor) is driven to St. Paul’s Cathedral for a service of thanksgiving to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee on June 5th, 2012.

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Kate Middleton: Dine With The Duchess For Only $7,000!

To be fair, some of the proceeds go to charity.

Though Kensington Palace has not confirmed it, the Duchess of Cambridge is said to be hosting a “lavish gala” in aid of one of her charities, East Anglia Children’s Hospice.

The event is to take place on June 22nd at Houghton Hall, the home of the Marquess and Marchioness of Cholmondeley, just a short drive from Catherine and William’s Norfolk home, Anmer Hall.

Tickets are available, but they aren’t cheap.

Earlier this month, the Daily Mail reported that tickets started at over $ 8000.  Those willing to pay $ 14,000 will be invited to stay at the hall overnight.

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Guests will be treated to a champagne reception, a lecture by writer Anthony Horowitz, live jazz, a magician, and food prepared by top chefs, including Tom Kerridge.

The gala will call for an evening gown (tiaras are only worn for state occasions), perhaps from one of Catherine’s favorite designers – Alexander McQueen, Temperley London, Jenny Packham or Erdem.  Though it wouldn’t surprise us to see her repeat a dress she’s worn in the past.

We’ll hopefully get to see some gorgeous jewelry either on loan from the Queen or from Catherine’s growing personal collection, like the emerald and diamond earrings at the St. Andrews Dinner in New York City.

Catherine has been patron of EACH since 2012.  The charity offers care and support to terminally-ill children and their families in the United Kingdom.

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Kim Kardashian: Snubbed By Kate Middleton Again and Again! DONE with The Duchess!

Kate Middleton and the British Royal Family just keep on snubbing Kimye, and Kim Kardashian finally got the message, a new report claims.

Ever since Kate became an international style icon, but especially since North West and Prince George were born in 2013, Kim has been OB-SESSED.

Kardashian, 35, has absolutely idolized the 33-year-old Duchess and has tried desperately to meet her on multiple occasions, only to be rebuffed.

If you can call the [crickets] treatment that.

Tabloid reports allege that Kim has reached out to Kate personally, but has yet to receive the time of day, and her requests began to get a tad weird.

Kanye West even sent Princess Charlotte a custom outfit form his new clothing line, but the questionable clothing gift was promptly returned.

When Kim learned that FLOTUS Michelle Obama was meeting the Duchess, she lobbied for Michelle to put in a good word for her. Obama declined.

An insider dished that at one point, Kate even canceled one of her events at the last minute because she heard that Kim would be in attendance.

Boy is she pissed at Kate Middleton now.

After two-plus years, Kim has finally taken the hint, and she is royally (boo) fed up. An insider dished to Star Magazine, “She is devastated.”

“After years of trying to worm her way in to Kate’s life, it was one rejection too many. She and Kanye can’t believe anyone would treat them this way.”

That’s what you call a reality check.

As for reports that the Duchess is pregnant with baby #3, that can’t be confirmed or denied, but OMG, Kim is probably psyched they’re preggo together again!

Totes exciting!