Showing posts with label Crown. Show all posts
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Monday, September 10, 2018

Miss America 2019: Who Took Home the Crown?

Miss America looked and sounded a tad different this year.


Gone was the swimsuit competition, for instance.


Very much present, however, was a focus on the ongoing political climate in this country.




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Miss Michigan, Emily Sioma, went viral and earned Internet acclaim by introducing her as “from the state with 84% of the US fresh water but none for its residents to drink.”


This is a reference to the lead water crisis in Flint, Michigan… which started in 2014 and which still has residents forced to drink only bottled or filtered water.


But the judges perhaps were not looking to delve into such topics in depth, considering Sioma did not make the Top 15.


As for who came out on top of the entire thing?


Let’s build the drama and first note that Carrie Ann Inaba and Ross Mathews hosted the event, which aired live from Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City.


It featured Miss Connecticut Bridget Oei taking runner-up and Miss Louisiana Holli’ Conway taking third place…


… and Miss New York Nia Franklin being crowned the champion!




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“It took a lot of perseverance to get here, and I want to thank my family, my mom and dad, who is a survivor of cancer. And all my sisters behind me, I love each and every one of you,” she said upon earning the honor.


Is she a deserved Miss America?


For her talent portion, Franklin showcased her vocal abilities by performing part of an opera.


The contestant actually composed her first song was she was just six-years-old. Which is insane!


During the question-and-answer segment, Franklin was asked how she would promote positive body image as Miss America. She replied:


“I grew up in a school with only 5% minority, but growing up, I found my love of arts and through music, I felt positive about myself and who I was.


“That’s what I would encourage young girls to do, find who you are.”




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Frankln became the first winner in the 98-year history of the contest to NOT be forced to get into a bathing suit on stage and strut around, showing off her boobs, stomach and rear end.


How did she feel about that development?


“These changes, I think, will be great for our organization,” she told reporters after she won, adding:


“I’ve already seen so many young women reaching out to me personally as Miss New York asking how they can get involved because I think they feel more empowered that they don’t have to do things such as walk in a swimsuit for a scholarship.”


Amen, right?


It’s sort of stunning this event even takes place in 2018, but the swimsuit elimination is a nice start.




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Explained Gretchen Carlson, the newly minted chair of the Miss America Organization’s Board of Trustees, in June:


“We are no longer a pageant. We are a competition.


“We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance. That’s huge! And that means that we will no longer have a swimsuit competition.”


Added Franklin of this evolution:


“I’m happy that I didn’t have to do [wear a bikini] to win this title tonight because I’m more than just that. And all these women onstage are more than just that.”


Congratulations again to Miss America 2019, Nia Franklin!



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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

England Soccer Star Jesse Lingard Hits Miami Nightclub In a Crown!

International soccer star Jesse Lingard is feeling himself so much after Team England’s epic World Cup run — he’s now partying in nightclubs WITH A CROWN ON HIS HEAD!!! The 25-year-old stud — who scored a goal in England’s 6-1 thrashing over…


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Saturday, June 30, 2018

Bob Baffert Says Reward For Justify"s Triple Crown Is Sex, Sex And More Sex

Bob Baffert is revealing the reward for a horse that won him his second triple crown in four years earlier this month … and it involves fornication. Lots of it. We got the legendary horse trainer leaving Craig’s this weekend, and he told us, now…


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Saturday, June 9, 2018

Burger King"s Mascot, the King, Joins Bob Baffert"s Triple Crown Party for Justify

Legendary racehorse trainer Bob Baffert knows a thing or 2 about winning big races, including that they require some luck … which is why the King was by his side for Justify’s epic win! Baffert invited the Burger King mascot to join his party…


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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Miss USA 2018: Who Took Home the Sexist Crown?!?

Two days after Great Britain gave folks a look behind the lives of those involved with its crown, the United States went ahead and did something similar.


Kind of. Sort of. In a way, we guess.


America went ahead and crowned a new Miss USA.



While it seems unfathomable that such a contest still exists in the year 2018, especially as the #MeToo movement grows stronger and people finally realize that women are more than sexual objects, the competition really did air on Monday night.


And a lovely young women with huge boobs, a great body and a not totally asinine answer to a very broad and dumb question came out on top.


Congratulations, Sarah Rose Summers!


Indeed, Miss Nebraska was turned into Miss USA 2018 yesterday evening at the Hirsch Memorial Coliseum in Shreveport-Bossier, Louisiana.


After competing hard against 50 other women, Sarah Rose Summers impressed the judges with her brains, beauty and skill set.



Early in the show, for example, the busty blonde was asked to speak on the fact that one in four children in the United States live in single parent households.


How has that affected our generation’s views on marriage and family? she was asked.


(To be clear, this question is not dumb at all, as we mentioned above. It’s a very important problem. But it’s ridiculous to ask of beauty pageant contestants who are then given under a minute to respond.)


“I am so grateful to have grown up in a home with two parents,” Summer said, adding in profound detail:


“And so I can’t personally relate to this.


“However, I do work in children’s hospital as a certified child life specialist where I’m a liaison between the children and families and the medical team and I’ve seen single mothers at the bedside working remotely on their computers to stay by their children and support them.


“And I think that it just shows that children – no matter if it’s a boy or a girl – that they can do that.”


Summers also strutted across the stage at one point in a bikini:



For Summers, her final scenario was picturing herself on the way to a march or a protest and then someone hands her a blank sign and a marker.


What do you write on her sign and why?


She answered:


I say speak your voice. I don’t know what march we’re on our way to in this hypothetical situation, but no matter where you’re going, whatever type of march it is, you’re obviously on your way to that march because you care about that cause so go speak to people.


When they have questions, communicate with them. Listen to their views also.


That is one thing in the United States that we really need to focus on is listening to each other!


Please check out the following photo while we slam our heads against our desks for the next 30 seconds…



For the first time ever, this year’s Miss USA selection committee was comprised of all female entrepreneurs, business leaders and industry experts.


They included  former Miss USA contestants and members were:


  • Today show contributor Lilliana Vazquez

  • HLN host Natasha Curry

  • Founder/CEO of IT Cosmetics Jamie Kern Lima

That’s great and all.


But such a panel does not make a beauty contest any less antiquated or sexist.


Still: Congrats to Sarah Rose Summers!



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Wednesday, March 14, 2018

The Crown Controversy: Wait... Claire Foy Earned HOW MUCH?!?

The Crown may be the most critically-beloved show on all of Netflix.


But the drama is being roasted left and right at the moment for a reason that has nothing to do with what you see on screen…


And everything to do with something that happened off screen.



During a panel discussion about the series at the INTV Conference in Jerusalem on Tuesday, producers acknowledged a discrepancy between the salaries of its two stars, Claire Foy and Matt Smith.


The former portrayed Queen Elizabeth, while the latter takes on the role of her husband, Prince Philip.


Asked directly whether Foy was paid the same as Smith, producer Suzanne Mackie surprised those in attendance by answering in the negative.


No salary figures were discussed, but Mackie admitted Smith earned more for his two seasons of work than Foy.


“Going forward,” she then noted. “No one gets paid more than the Queen.”


This change, however, will not benefit Foy, earned earned an Emmy Award for her work on Season 1.


Due to a time jump for Season 3, Olivia Colman will step in as the Queen.


(Helena Bonham-Carter will play Princess Margaret and Netflix has not yet confirmed which actor will portray Prince Philip.)



In light of the ongoing #MeToo movement and the important conversation surrounding how women are treated in Hollywood, this salary difference has become a source of disgust and debate on social media.


Yes, Smith was a better known star when the series started shooting, having established himself for multiple seasons as the titular character on Dr. Who.


But Foy played THE QUEEN HERSELF on a show about… THE QUEEN.


Moreover, Foy simply appeared on screen a significant amount of time more than Smith over the show’s first two seasons.


Earlier this year, it was disclosed that Michelle Williams was paid a fraction of what her All The Money In The World co-star Mark Wahlberg earned for reshooting sections of the film.


As in: Williams was paid $ 80 per day and Wahlberg was paid $ 1.5 million total.


Once word of this discrepancy leaked out, Wahlberg agreed to donate that entire sum to charity.



The third season of The Crown, which begins filming in July, will move into the Camilla Parker Bowles years; it will also introduce a young Princess Diana.


“Those are going to be extraordinary, those episodes,” said Mackie.


But will fans keep tuning in, now that viewer favorite Foy is no longer a part of the cast?


And will this scandal have any long-term affect on the success of the series?



Mackie didn’t address these concerns or questions, instead joking around a bit when considering where else The Crown may go.


Like into very modern times, perhaps?


“I want to see an episode where [Donald Trump] comes to Buckingham Palace,” the producer said.


As for Meghan Markle?


“She can play herself.”


We’d be down with that. But Markle better get paid more than Trump for her appearance!


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Monday, January 15, 2018

Queen Elizabeth Roughs Up the Crown, Gets Reacquainted with It

Turns out Queen Elizabeth ain’t so down with her crown, after all. QE2 caused a bit of an uproar in the U.K. during her first sit-down interview with the BBC … because she damn near bounced her crown. You gotta see her attempt to lift the crown,…


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Friday, September 1, 2017

Beauty Queen Asked to Lose Weight, Hands in Crown Instead!

With all the tragedy that’s been going on in the world lately, it feels like it’s high time for a nice, uplifting story, right?


And drop dead gorgeous beauty queen Zoiey Smale has just the thing!



That’s Zoiey. She’s really, really beautiful — and she’s also a size 10.


A size 10 in her native United Kingdom, that is. In U.S. sizes, she’s about a 6.


But why are we even talking about her dress size? Because, after winning a UK beauty pageant called Miss United Continents, she was informed that she needed to lose weight.


No, really. Someone actually looked at her and then told her that.


Not that that sort of body-shaming is OK anyway, but for real, look at this girl. In what universe does she need to lose weight?


As Zoiey explained in an interview with the Daily Mail, she won the UK title, but was expected to go on to compete for the international Miss United Continents title in Ecuador this month.



In July, the national pageant director called her up and told her that she had some “feedback” for her from the international director.


“She said to me ‘They want you to go on a diet plan and they want you to lose as much weight as possible for the finals.’ I was like, ‘Pardon?"”


“It was one of those things, in the 21st century you don’t actually expect people to be that blunt,” she added.


“I’m not big at all, I’m just bang on average. I just think to be told to lose as much weight as possible for a competition, why would people say that?” she continued.


“It’s horrible and it made me feel so rubbish about myself for a long, long time.”


Which is terribly sad, because obviously she’s not the one with the problem in this story.



She said that she hung up with the director and took time to consider how exactly to respond, because “I was so angry I didn’t just want to throw out insults.”


Eventually, “I said to my director, who was really supportive, that I don’t think someone should say that to girls, it’s awful and it’s horrible and it’s wrong.”


“I don’t think to be a good role model you have to be stick thin and I explained my reasoning that way.”


Finally, “I handed my title back because I’m not going to support a competition that can do that to people, I just think it’s so, so wrong.”


“People wonder why there’s a stigma behind beauty pageants and this is not really helping the matter.”



When she did the first part of the competition, the part for the UK title, she said that there was an emphasis on charity work, but things changed.


“This one took completely away from promoting giving,” she said. “It’s more you’ve got to be as stick thin as possible because that’s what the guys want to see.”


“So I just handed my title back and I just shut that door.”


Absolutely amazing.


Zoiey may no longer be the queen of this particular pageant, but we’re going to go ahead and say it …


She may have just landed a new title as the queen of our hearts.



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Friday, August 11, 2017

Mike Ditka: Crown Mitch Trubisky the Starter, Better 1st Game Than Tom Brady

If Mitch Trubisky isn’t the Chicago Bears starting QB in Week 1, “You’ve got problems” — so says Bears legend Mike Ditka.  To say Da Coach was impressed with the rookie’s preseason debut Thursday night is a gross understatement … Ditka…


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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Rapper XXXTentacion Goes for Stage Dive Crown, Your Move Wifisfuneral! (VIDEO)

XXXTentacion tried really hard to top his tour mate, Wifisfuneral, with 2 INSANE crowd surfing moments during a show in Scottsdale. XXX climbed about 15 or so feet above the crowd, before launching himself on top of his fans. We’ll say this ……


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Saturday, May 6, 2017

Kentucky Derby Celebs Already Racing for Biggest Baller Crown (PHOTO GALLERY)

The Kentucky Derby is here, which means it’s time for fancy clothes, funky hats … and a bunch of celebs showing up dressed to the nines to place their bets. Katie Couric, Aaron Rodgers, Megyn Kelly, Jerry Rice and Harry Connick Jr. are…


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Kentucky Derby Celebs Already Racing for Biggest Baller Crown (PHOTO GALLERY)

The Kentucky Derby is here, which means it’s time for fancy clothes, funky hats … and a bunch of celebs showing up dressed to the nines to place their bets. Katie Couric, Aaron Rodgers, Megyn Kelly, Jerry Rice and Harry Connick Jr. are…


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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Nicki Minaj"s Booty Popping Celebration for Taking Aretha Franklin"s Crown (VIDEO)

When Nicki Minaj wins, we all win … especially when she celebrates like this. Nicki just passed Aretha Franklin for the woman with the most Billboard Hot 100 songs of all-time. Her 3 latest entries to the chart — “No Frauds,” “Regret in Your…


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Monday, January 30, 2017

"Stranger Things," "Crown" Actors Party Hard After SAG Awards (PHOTO GALLERY)

There were a bunch of parties after the SAG Awards Sunday, but the one that was crackin’ was Harvey Weinstein’s on the Sunset Strip. A bunch of stars from shows like “Stranger Things,” “The Crown,” and “Orange Is the New Black” hit up the Sunset…


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Miss Universe 2017: Who Took Home the Crown?

A new woman is in the charge of the whole entire galaxy.


On Sunday night, while The Crown was being honored at the 2017 SAG Awards, a crown was being placed in the head of a new Miss Universe.


But which beauty earned this mostly meaningless and very much sexist distinction?



The three-hour event opened with host Steve Harvey taking to the stage and joking about the way in which he announced the wrong winner last year.


In a “meeting” to kick off the Fox broadcast, the comedian convened with a group of security professionals and said the following:


“If something happens at the end, if I get this name wrong, I step to the right, and I drop down in this trap door.”


He quipped that as he escaped, the other men would be responsible for finding someone who looks exactly like Harvey to bring on stage.


Harvey then joked to the crowd that he had undergone “eye surgery” to ensure he would not make a similar mistake this time around.


And then reigning Miss Universe Pia Wurtzbach came out to prove there were no hard feelings, thanking Harvey for making her the “most popular” Miss Universe ever.


Ashley Graham also played a role at the ceremony, speaking at one point backstage to Miss Canada, Siera Bearchell, about body image and confidence.



“We are confident with ourselves. We love ourselves,” Bearchell said, advising girls facing similar issues to “focus on what you love about yourself” because “that’s what’s important.”


It was an important message to send.


Later on, Harvey had to laugh over the fact that both Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines, the women he mixed up in 2016, advanced to the final six.


But the latter did not make the final three.


In the end, after the audience strangely booed a few contestants for using interpreters, Miss France was crowned Miss Universe 2017.


And Iris Mittenaere could not have looked more shocked to hear her named called.



A native of Paris, the 24-year old is pursuing a degree in dental surgery.


She plans to use her Miss Universe platform to advocate for dental and oral hygiene.


During the competition’s question-and-answer, session, Mittenaere praised France’s open borders and refugee population, touching on the most controversial issue facing America right now..


“In France, we want to have the most globalization that we can, we want to have the biggest exchange of people that we can,” Mittenaere told the judges, adding:


“Having open borders allows us to travel more through the world and to find out more about what’s out there in the world.”


The answer sat well with those in charge of choosing the champion.



Congratulations to Iris Mittenaere!


Let’s hope her name never appears in the above photo gallery!


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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Baylee Curran: Stripped of Beauty Pageant Crown for Stripping Down!

Baylee Curran’s name is everywhere right now for getting Chris Brown arrested. 


Curran was at Chris Brown’s home on August 30, but things took a terrifying turn when an argument broke out. 


Chris allegedly waved a gun at the beauty pageant winner when things got out of hand. 



It resulted in a tense standoff as police waited hours for Chris to surrender himself to them. 


Chris also threw a duffel bag out a window with guns and drugs in it. 


The rapper even took to Instagram to claim the whole thing was blown out of proportion. 


To an extent, it was, but he should not be waving guns at people. 


Baylee has opened up about her ordeal, placing the blame on Brown. 



It appears that Baylee has been in a lot of trouble this year for not adhering to the requirements of being Miss California Regional 2016.


Pretty much as soon as she was crowned, nude pictures of her were sent to the pageant director. 


This caused a lot of drama for her, but Curran was quick to rule the nudes as fake. 


After going at it with the pageant director, Curran was given one more chance. 


As you can probably guess, Baylee blew that chance. 


Curran continued to screw up and deceived the pageant director. 


She didn’t even show up to any the scheduled events she was meant to go to as Miss California Regional. 


The last straw appears to have been when she ditched an event, but was tagged in pictures frolicking in a boat. 


That’s hardly model behavior. 


Baylee was allegedly rude when the director asked for the crown back. 


“You’re the director. You can make or bend the rules. I’m keeping the crown and we can move on.”


What do you think about all of this?


Hit the comments below!


Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Genesis Davila: Stripped of Miss Florida Crown!

Just a few short days ago, Genesis Davila thought she was living in a fantasy.


Turns out, the newly-crowned Miss Florida 2017 is stuck in a nightmare.



On July 16, Davila defeated a handful of other beauties in order to capture the aforementioned title, sharing the above photo on Instagram soon afterward and writing as a caption:


“D R E A M I N G on a cloud !!!!! I am Miss Florida USA 2017 Thank you GOD & @missfloridausa for this life changing experience Believe in the beauty of your D R E A M S.”


But Genesis Davila has now been stripped of her crown.


According to Grant Gravitt, executive producer of the Miss Florida USA pageant, Davila “made a poor life choice” by using professional hair and makeup artists in her private room.


This marks a violation of the pageant’s rules.


“We have a zero-tolerance policy on rules,” Gravitt said in a statement.


“Whether it’s something major or minor, it’s all about keeping an equal and level playing field. Unfortunately, our title holder sought an unfair competitive advantage, and that’s just not acceptable in our system.”




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Davila’s violation came to the attention of the organization after it received numerous complaints from contestants… and they also found an eye witnesses to the incident.


“We finally had substantial proof to link her and her vendors to her room on an evening which they were not allowed,” Gravitt said, hinting at social media as playing a key in the investigation.


As followers know, Davila did pose with one of her vendors in a photo.


She likely had no idea she was doing anything wrong at the time.


“I still feel like I’m Miss Florida USA because I was crowned Miss Florida USA that night,” she told Miami’s NBC 6 on Monday in response to the scandal.


“Even though all these false accusations and allegations and rumors have been wandering all over social media, I know that I have proof to show the world that none of this is true.”


Gravitt, however, remains staunch in his stance.


“When one steps out of line, it’s not fair to the other 64, and I couldn’t look at the other 64 in the eye knowing that I had substantial proof to say. Unfortunately, she sought an unfair advantage,” he said.



Runner-up Miss Sunny Isles Beach USA Linette De Los Santos has now been crowned Miss Florida 2017 in place of Davila.


“I’m just excited to have this opportunity,” she told Miami’s Local 10 on July 22. “I didn’t think it was going to happen, especially like this.”


Neither did we.


As far as beauty pageant scandals go, this one is relatively minor.


But it does still add to an ever-growing list of winners who later became losers. To wit:


Genesis Davila: Stripped of Miss Florida Crown!

Just a few short days ago, Genesis Davila thought she was living in a fantasy.


Turns out, the newly-crowned Miss Florida 2017 is stuck in a nightmare.



On July 16, Davila defeated a handful of other beauties in order to capture the aforementioned title, sharing the above photo on Instagram soon afterward and writing as a caption:


“D R E A M I N G on a cloud !!!!! I am Miss Florida USA 2017 Thank you GOD & @missfloridausa for this life changing experience Believe in the beauty of your D R E A M S.”


But Genesis Davila has now been stripped of her crown.


According to Grant Gravitt, executive producer of the Miss Florida USA pageant, Davila “made a poor life choice” by using professional hair and makeup artists in her private room.


This marks a violation of the pageant’s rules.


“We have a zero-tolerance policy on rules,” Gravitt said in a statement.


“Whether it’s something major or minor, it’s all about keeping an equal and level playing field. Unfortunately, our title holder sought an unfair competitive advantage, and that’s just not acceptable in our system.”




Davila pic



Davila’s violation came to the attention of the organization after it received numerous complaints from contestants… and they also found an eye witnesses to the incident.


“We finally had substantial proof to link her and her vendors to her room on an evening which they were not allowed,” Gravitt said, hinting at social media as playing a key in the investigation.


As followers know, Davila did pose with one of her vendors in a photo.


She likely had no idea she was doing anything wrong at the time.


“I still feel like I’m Miss Florida USA because I was crowned Miss Florida USA that night,” she told Miami’s NBC 6 on Monday in response to the scandal.


“Even though all these false accusations and allegations and rumors have been wandering all over social media, I know that I have proof to show the world that none of this is true.”


Gravitt, however, remains staunch in his stance.


“When one steps out of line, it’s not fair to the other 64, and I couldn’t look at the other 64 in the eye knowing that I had substantial proof to say. Unfortunately, she sought an unfair advantage,” he said.



Runner-up Miss Sunny Isles Beach USA Linette De Los Santos has now been crowned Miss Florida 2017 in place of Davila.


“I’m just excited to have this opportunity,” she told Miami’s Local 10 on July 22. “I didn’t think it was going to happen, especially like this.”


Neither did we.


As far as beauty pageant scandals go, this one is relatively minor.


But it does still add to an ever-growing list of winners who later became losers. To wit:


Monday, July 11, 2016

Kate Middleton: Queen Hands Over Crown To Pregnant Duchess?!

That is quite a waistline for someone carrying twins.



The Globe has it on good authority from “sources” that the Duchess of Cambridge is up the duff with not one, but two girls AND is taking over the throne from Queen Elizabeth.


What a time to be alive!


“Yes, Kate Middleton is pregnant again and Queen Elizabeth is thrilled and now feels it is safe to step away from the thrown [sic] and let William and Kate take over as King and Queen. Kate has won the crown from Camilla Parker-Bowles!” Celebrity Dirty Laundry reports.


Apparently Her Majesty thinks Camilla loves the sauce too much, and is just a wee bit too evil to rule alongside the monarch’s heir, Prince Charles.


The decision, according to sources, allows Her Majesty to keep “that drunk Camilla away from the throne.”


CDL is not a fan of the Duchess of Cornwall, and declared that “Charles and Camilla have been nothing but an embarrassment to the monarchy.



“Camilla Parker-Bowles must be stumbling around Clarence House with a gin bottle ranting and raving over how unfair it is that Kate Middleton is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite.”


A definite sign that Catherine will soon be queen?


Her first appearance ever at Royal Ascot, according to the source.


This is the Queen’s way of sending a “clear message to Prince Charles and his evil wife Camilla that they are OUT!”


The cover of the Duchess of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth (complete with a gold sticker!) has me less worried about the headline than the Photoshopped image of Catherine.


Her head (on which the George IV diadem sits, which only the Queen wears) has been superimposed onto a photo of Her Majesty at the 1966 State Opening of Parliament.



The image of Catherine’s face comes from an April 2013 engagement at The National Portrait Gallery.


Though William and Catherine have reportedly told friends in the past that they are aiming for three children, there is no confirmation right now that she’s pregnant with twins.


Also, she recently wore a very sexy, very clingy dress out in public, and there was no swelling in the torso area, sooooooooo.

Kate Middleton: Queen Hands Over Crown To Pregnant Duchess?!

That is quite a waistline for someone carrying twins.



The Globe has it on good authority from “sources” that the Duchess of Cambridge is up the duff with not one, but two girls AND is taking over the throne from Queen Elizabeth.


What a time to be alive!


“Yes, Kate Middleton is pregnant again and Queen Elizabeth is thrilled and now feels it is safe to step away from the thrown [sic] and let William and Kate take over as King and Queen. Kate has won the crown from Camilla Parker-Bowles!” Celebrity Dirty Laundry reports.


Apparently Her Majesty thinks Camilla loves the sauce too much, and is just a wee bit too evil to rule alongside the monarch’s heir, Prince Charles.


The decision, according to sources, allows Her Majesty to keep “that drunk Camilla away from the throne.”


CDL is not a fan of the Duchess of Cornwall, and declared that “Charles and Camilla have been nothing but an embarrassment to the monarchy.



“Camilla Parker-Bowles must be stumbling around Clarence House with a gin bottle ranting and raving over how unfair it is that Kate Middleton is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite.”


A definite sign that Catherine will soon be queen?


Her first appearance ever at Royal Ascot, according to the source.


This is the Queen’s way of sending a “clear message to Prince Charles and his evil wife Camilla that they are OUT!”


The cover of the Duchess of Cambridge and Queen Elizabeth (complete with a gold sticker!) has me less worried about the headline than the Photoshopped image of Catherine.


Her head (on which the George IV diadem sits, which only the Queen wears) has been superimposed onto a photo of Her Majesty at the 1966 State Opening of Parliament.



The image of Catherine’s face comes from an April 2013 engagement at The National Portrait Gallery.


Though William and Catherine have reportedly told friends in the past that they are aiming for three children, there is no confirmation right now that she’s pregnant with twins.


Also, she recently wore a very sexy, very clingy dress out in public, and there was no swelling in the torso area, sooooooooo.