Teen Mom OG: Debra Calls Simon Delusional, Needs To Look In The Mirror

Being lectured by Debra Danielson has to be the most infuriating – yet amusing – experience.  

During a preview for tonight"s season premiere of Teen Mom OG, Danielson takes her daughter, Farrah Abraham"s boyfriend, Simon Saran aside to give him a stern talking-to about respect.  

The clip opens up with Debo getting up from her chair at a party to give Saran a hug hello.  He announced that it was the first time all night that she said "hi" to him.

The animosity between Abraham"s mom and her boyfriend was real, as Debo invited Saran for a little chat away from the crowds.  As Saran followed Debo, sympathetic bystanders offered to fill his glass of wine to the brim.

"Alright, let me have it.  What"s on your mind?" Saran said, ready for whatever fresh hell Debo was about to unload.

"One of my greatest needs is respect," Debo started, as Saran patiently listened.

"So if you fuck with my respect, it doesn"t make me happy," she continued.  

"I"ve never once been convicted of anything, for domestic violence, of hurting anybody.  Like, you think I"m a liar, and that I"m full of bullshit."

"I"ve never called you a liar. If you"re gonna say that…," Saran interjected, calmly telling Debo that she"s crazier than a crazy straw.  When Debo tried to interrupt him, Saran (again, in a calm tone) told her to hush up.

"No, when you don"t let me finish talking, that"s when I start ignoring you, and I don"t listen to what you say.

Now, where was he?  Oh yes, being called all sorts of things.

"When somebody ever tries to judge me, or say I"m domestically violent, or…" Saran started again.

"I didn"t say you were domestically violent," Debo protested.   "I said that you have passive aggressive traits."

"Ok," Saran said, wanting so badly for someone to come rescue him.

"And you do," Debo continued.  "We all know this.  But I"m telling you because I want you to be the very best human being you can be."

Saran brought up comparisons to Debo"s ex-husband, Michael, and Saran said he took that as compliment since he sees Michael as a hard worker and helpful to his daughter and granddaughter.

This didn"t sit well with Debo, who asked him why he doesn"t see similar qualities in her.

What prompted Debo to call Saran delusional? Oh, do we have a treat in store for you.  Watch the clip below.

Kylie Jenner So Enraptured With Self in Mirror, Completely Ignores Rob

We"ve known for a long time that Kylie Jenner was morphing into Kim Kardashian, but this is absolute proof.

Kylie was hanging out with her sister Kendall Jenner and brother Rob Kardashian at the home of her dad, Caitlyn Jenner.

That"s the good news.

The bad news is, Kylie seems to prefer the company of her reflection.

Rob catches his half-sister admiring herself, and probably Snapchatting a selfie, in the bathroom mirror.

He tries to get her attention by calling out to her.

"Hey. Hey! YO!" he says in a video on his own Snapchat.

But Kylie is so mesmerized by her own reflection that all outside noise has gone nil.

That, or she just can"t be bothered.

Mind you, Rob is standing in the doorway about three feet away from her, so if she can"t hear him, she"s deaf.

After Rob"s efforts have failed, Caitlyn shouts, "KYLIE!" and she finally turns around, looking like a deer in the headlights.

Who, me?

Sorry, I"m just trying to get the perfect angle here. I"m not used to Dad"s lighting scheme. 

There"s no shortage of self-love in the house that narcissism built.

 

Dancing with the Stars Results: Who Won the Mirror Ball?

Dancing with the Stars has crowned a new champion.

After one week of shocking Dancing with the Stars results after another, only three celebrities remained heading into Tuesday night’s finale …

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Finale couples Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough, Nick Carter and Sharna Burgess and Alek Skarlatos and Lindsay Arnold battled it out one last time.

But only one new champion could join the illustrious ranks of past Mirror Ball winners and have his or her name forever etched in reality TV history.

So who was it? There was no shocker on this night.

As widely expected, fan favorite Bindi Irwin took home the Dancing with the Stars title after she added another set of perfect scores to her resume.

The crowd went wild as she was named champion.

“Thank you so much for everything. I can’t believe that I’m here,” Irwin shouted, with Derek by her side. “Thank you for changing my life.”

Afterward, Irwin said she was in disbelief, adding that “this has been such a special experience. I can’t believe this has happened.”

Carter, who came in second place, said, “I’ve grown a ton doing this show and I learned things that I’ll take with me the rest of my life.”

Skarlatos took home third place, with the Paris train hero calling DWTS “the craziest ride” of his life, which is really saying something.

Making it to the finale, he said, was victory enough.

“I could have gotten fifth or sixth place and still been happy. Getting third is just gravy. I never thought I’d ever do anything like this at all.”

Well, fans? Did the voters get it right? Was the fix in from the start? Where does Bindi rank among the winners who came before her?

View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: All the Winners!