Cardinals TE Ricky Seals-Jones told police multiple times the reason he was involved in a scuffle at a hotel in Scottsdale earlier this month was because he had to take a leak. Seriously. TMZ Sports got the police body cam footage…
Showing posts with label Piss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piss. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Meghan Markle Continues to Piss Off the Queen By Breaching Royal Protocol
We’re sure being royalty has its perks.
You get to call people peasants and sit in the fanciest chairs … all-in-all, it’s probably a pretty sweet gig.
But there are just so many freakin’ rules you have to follow.
It’s like someone combined being a celebrity with being in fourth grade and tossed in crowns to sweeten the deal.
If you’re raised as royalty, that’s one thing.
You’ve known since childhood that you would be forced to spend your adult life wearing a fake-ass smile and waving to the masses in a way that makes it look like you just learned how to wave.
But if you marry into the Windsor clan — especially after a relatively brief courtship — the culture shock is probably quite severe.
That’s what Meghan Markle seems to be learning the hard way these days, as she attempts to navigate the byzantine labyrinth that is royal protocol.
At one of her first public appearances as a royal, Meghan’s bare shoulders resulted in clutched pearls and shattered monocles all over the British Empire.
Shortly thereafter, Meghan had the audacity to try and hold Prince Harry’s hand in plain view of the plebes.
Needless to say, another scandal ensued.
One would think that after being thoroughly admonished by royal traditionalists in the press, Meg would cool it on the modern attire and PDA, right?
Not so fast, guvnah!
According to several media outlets, Meghan stepped out sporting bare shoulders and clutching Harry’s arm at the 100th birthday celebration for the Royal Air Force yesterday.
And the insults to the crown didn’t end there.
Apparently, Meghan once again crossed her legs at the knee (a no-no, according to royal etiquette experts) in open defiance of the unwritten code of royal conduct.
For shame!
This is probably exactly what the Queen was afraid of when Harry married an American.
This is like that dreadful ordeal with those blasted New World colonies all over again.
Next thing you know, she’ll be downing hot dogs and Budweiser to commemorate the day that impertinent document was signed.
Friday, March 30, 2018
Jenelle Evans Joins NRA to Piss Off Haters
If there’s anything Jenelle Evans knows, it’s controversy.
So naturally, the Carolina Hurricane has decided to throw herself right into the middle of the gun control debate that’s got this nation in the throes of an ideological civil war.
As you may recall, David Eason posted a photo of Jenelle shooting a gun (or pretending to shoot a gun) as part of the world’s weirdest Valentine’s Day tribute.
It was a case of truly horrendous timing, as the pic was posted just hours after news of the school shooting in Parkland, Florida went public.
Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 as a result of his baffling decision to hurl homophobic slurs at those who suggested that he might want to delete the post out of respect to the victims and their families.
Despite making no mention of her love for firearms in the previous decade that she’s been famous, Jenelle has decided to double down on her gun mania, despite the obvious risks to her reputation and livelihood.
Earlier this week, Jenelle posted a video of NRA spokesperson Dans Loesch on her Facebook page.
“I joined the NRA today, hate me if you will… but I will protect my family,” she captioned the video.
In the short clip, Loesch tells the camera, “I’m a mom. And just like millions of other women, that’s why I own guns.”
We won’t bore you with the statistics about how Jenelle and Dana are far more likely to shoot a member of their immediate family than to stop an intruder, but needless to say, the post met was met with a fair amount of criticism.
Jenelle has disabled comments on the post, but judging from the number of “angry face” reactions, we’re guessing some fans weren’t thrilled with her decision.
Meanwhile, on Twitter, David is still beating his chest and screaming about his rights, which he feels are under attack.
We guess he has a lot of time for that sort of thing now that he’s unemployed.
Yesterday, Eason posted a meme that’s been popular with paranoid gun owners in recent weeks.
It’s a quote from George Washington that reads:
“When government takes away citizens’ right to bear arms, it becomes citizens’ duty to take away government’s right to govern.”
Fans were quick to dismatle Eason’s reasoning.
“Unintelligent use of a very old quote that was not intended to be applied to justifying a lack of safety for the children of America,” tweeted ont follower.
“Bill of Rights was written in 1791 when your wife and daughters had no rights,” remarked another.
This time, David didn’t respond.
We’re not sure if that’s because he lacks a counter-argument or because he learned his lesson the last time.
Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more tomfoolery from Jenelle and David.
Sunday, February 4, 2018
NASCAR"s Kyle Busch: "Tried Like Hell," But I Can"t Piss Myself in the Car!
Kyle Busch says other drivers “piss themselves” all the time during races … but despite his best efforts, he can’t join NASCAR’s #1 club. We got Kyle and his smokin’ hot wife, Samantha, out at Craig’s … and the conversation quickly turned to…
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
UFC"s Urijah Faber -- I Might NOT Retire ... "Somebody Might Piss Me Off" (VIDEO)
Don’t put him out to pasture just yet … UFC stud Urijah Faber says he’s not 100% sure his next fight is his last — telling TMZ Sports he’s consider coming back if someone really pissed him off. The California Kid is slated to take on Brad…
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Nicki Minaj: Did She Leak the Nick Young Cheating Video to Piss Off Iggy Azalea?!
Yesterday, a video that appeared to show LA Lakers forward Nick Young admitting that he cheated on Iggy Azalea went instantly viral.
The clip was shot by Young’s teammate D’Angelo Russell, but Russell swears that he only shot the footage as a joke and never meant for it to go public.
So who’s responsible for the video that seems to have brought an end to Nick and Iggy’s engagement?
Well, according to a new report from Radar Online the answer to that question might constitute a twist worthy of the cheesiest soap opera.
The website claims that Nicki Minaj sold the footage to gossip site Fameulous in order to send Iggy a message about beefing with other rappers:
“Somebody from Nicki Minaj’s camp, a source, got the video and they sent it in,” an unidentified writer for Fameolous said in an interview.
“They said, ‘Here put this out because Iggy want to talk mess about Nicki Minaj, put this out and let her know what her fiancé is doing.’ That’s the real story behind this…They wanted to make Iggy basically shut up.”
Apparently Nicki’s reps leaked the footage in response to Iggy’s interview on Watch What Happens Live last week, in which the rapper insinuated that Minaj doesn’t write her own verses.
The Nicki vs. Iggy feud began last year, but it appeared to have died down in recent months.
There’s a lesson to be learned from all of this:
If you even imply that Nicki is anything less than the realest, she will burn your life to the ground.
Something to keep in mind.
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