Katt Williams has been arrested for alleged assault in Portland, Oregon. The comedian was arrested by Port of Portland police and booked for misdemeanor assault Saturday. His bail’s been set at $ 2,500. As of now … it’s unclear what Williams did…
Showing posts with label Portland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Portland. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Portland Train Killing Suspect Rants Like Charles Manson in Court (VIDEO)
The accused Portland train murderer made an extremely creepy appearance in court where he rambled like a madman and declared, “What you call terrorism, I call patriotism.” Jeremy Joseph Christian was arraigned Tuesday in Portland. He entered the…
Monday, May 15, 2017
This Man Arrested For Masturbating Feverishly "Cause He Hates Portland
A 59-year-old man was indicted last Thursday after he was seen "masturbating vigorously" outside of a youth center in Portland, Oregon.
He apparently did this because he hates the Pacific Northwest city, which makes us wonder if he"s ever been to several dozen others.
According to court documents, a Portland police officer responded to a phoned-in complaint of public indecency at the location in question.
The officer soon encountered Terry Lee Andreassen.
"With his erect penis exposed to the public."
His "vigorous" use of the organ attracted attention … not that we"ve heard a lot of accounts of people performing this action apathetically.
When Andreassen saw the police officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away," according to the official report.
Documents state that at that point, the officer asked Andreassen whether or not he felt it was appropriate to masturbate in such a setting.
He was also asked he was doing it.
Andreassen responded to the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because, frankly, he "f–king hates Portland."
There you have it.
Apparently no stranger to such behavior, Andreassen has previous convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.
In 2014, Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk" at an intersection downtown and "stroking his penis outside of his pants."
During that incident, he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line" … and reportedly for two nights in a row.
Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail awaiting arraignment, and hopefully a lengthy trip to rehab.
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Zach Randolph Rocks Portland Trail Blazers Hat to the Club (VIDEO)
It was Way Back Wednesday for Zach Randolph — who rocked a Portland Trail Blazers hat to the club last night … despite the fact he’s still technically on the Memphis Grizzlies. Randolph becomes an unrestricted free agent at the end of the…
Zach Randolph Rocks Portland Trail Blazers Hat to the Club (VIDEO)
It was Way Back Wednesday for Zach Randolph — who rocked a Portland Trail Blazers hat to the club last night … despite the fact he’s still technically on the Memphis Grizzlies. Randolph becomes an unrestricted free agent at the end of the…
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Portland Protestor Tries to Give Mayor a Pepsi, Chaos Ensues
As we all know, Kendall Jenner is a key figure in several political movements — most recently, and most notably, she"s been revealed to be the leader of the Pepsi revolution.
This revolution, if you"re unfamiliar, is all about peaceful protesting. And if anyone seems to be getting violent, or if things aren"t going your way, or even if you just want someone on your side, all you do is share a Pepsi.
And then, much like magic, everything is cool.
That"s what Kendall Jenner has taught as, and a Portland man tried to pull her same move during a city council meeting.
Unfortunately, it didn"t work out as well for him.
The man called himself Carlos Enrique, and he spoke with the mayor, Ted Wheeler, and a panel of other government officials at the meeting.
Carlos rambled for a bit about how many people come into such meetings to berate the mayor, After a minute or so, Wheeler tried to get him back on track.
And that"s when it happened.
"What I realized," Carlos concluded, "is that the language of resistance has not been properly translated to you. So this is for you."
Then he stands up, walks to the mayor, reaches in his pocket … and pulls out a Pepsi.
Wheeler freaks out a little, understandably so, and Carlos is quickly escorted away.
It was a dumb move, but also a hilarious one. Because that Pepsi ad was the most ridiculous thing.
Watch everything go down in the video below:
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
NBA"s Cliff Robinson Hospitalized In Portland
Former NBA star Cliff Robinson has been hospitalized in Oregon … this according to the former All-Star forward’s family. 50-year-old Robinson is currently at Providence St. Vincent Medical Center in Portland, although no further details…
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