A 59-year-old man was indicted last Thursday after he was seen "masturbating vigorously" outside of a youth center in Portland, Oregon.
He apparently did this because he hates the Pacific Northwest city, which makes us wonder if he"s ever been to several dozen others.
According to court documents, a Portland police officer responded to a phoned-in complaint of public indecency at the location in question.
The officer soon encountered Terry Lee Andreassen.
"With his erect penis exposed to the public."
His "vigorous" use of the organ attracted attention … not that we"ve heard a lot of accounts of people performing this action apathetically.
When Andreassen saw the police officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away," according to the official report.
Documents state that at that point, the officer asked Andreassen whether or not he felt it was appropriate to masturbate in such a setting.
He was also asked he was doing it.
Andreassen responded to the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because, frankly, he "f–king hates Portland."
There you have it.
Apparently no stranger to such behavior, Andreassen has previous convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.
In 2014, Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk" at an intersection downtown and "stroking his penis outside of his pants."
During that incident, he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line" … and reportedly for two nights in a row.
Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail awaiting arraignment, and hopefully a lengthy trip to rehab.
