Thomas John — the famous psychic who correctly predicted the World Series teams back in July — is taking his gift one step further … predicting the WINNER. And, it’s bad news for L.A. fans. Remember, when John made his prediction back in…
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Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Sunday, July 29, 2018
Psychic Thomas John Predicts Red Sox-Dodgers World Series
Get your betting slips ready … ‘cause Thomas John has had a premonition — and it’s about to make the Red Sox, Dodgers and degenerates VERY happy. We got the celebrity medium at Craig’s and asked him for anything that could possibly make us…
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
Meghan Markle"s Former Psychic Saw London in Her Future Before Prince Harry
Meghan Markle was destined for London even before she met her fiance Prince Harry – at least according to her former psychic. Richard Win, Meghan’s longtime psychic, tells us, during his last session with her just months before she met…
Meghan Markle"s Former Psychic Saw London in Her Future Before Prince Harry
Meghan Markle was destined for London even before she met her fiance Prince Harry – at least according to her former psychic. Richard Win, Meghan’s longtime psychic, tells us, during his last session with her just months before she met…
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: Headed For a Breakup! (Psychic Claims)
Well, it looks like we have some bad news for the star of the USA network’s third best-loved series behind Mr. Robot and, um … is Burn Notice still a thing?
Clearly, we didn’t really think that joke through, but the show we’re talking about is Suits, and the star we’re referring to is reigning Ms. Much Too Hot For Basic Cable, Meghan Markle.
As a human who exists on planet Earth, or perhaps a super-smart ape with an abiding interest in celebrity gossip (we don’t judge), you’ve no doubt heard by now that Meghan is dating Prince Harry.
In fact, you’ve probably caught wind of one of the many rumors that Meghan and Harry are engaged!
Obviously, there’s been no official word on that front, but the consensus amongst insiders is that a royal announcement should be happening any day now.
However, according to one clairvoyant, Meg shouldn’t waste any time picking out a wedding dress:
“My spirit guide is showing me that Prince Harry will propose to his girlfriend Meghan Markle November/December time, I am told that the engagement is already planned and she’ll say yes but they’ll break up before any wedding can take place,” psychid Lyndsay Edwards reported on her website today.
“My spirit guide tells me that Meghan is not the right partner for Prince Harry and that there is someone better suited who will come into his life not long after he splits up from Meghan Markle.”
Daaaay-um! Sorry, Meg.
Hope you didn’t go pledging those Suits residuals to Unicef or anything nutty like that.
First rule of dating a prince:
Don’t start acting spoiled until he makes you a royal.
You young folks might want to write that one down.
Anyway, in keeping with the proud tradition of psychics throwing shade at Meghan by suggesting that Princess Di would totally hate her, Edwards hints that Harry’s next girlfriend will be chosen for him by a solicitous ghost:
“I get the strongest sense that this next relationship for Prince Harry is somewhat planned on spirit’s part and I would question if she’s been chosen for Harry by a loved one in the spirit world who is going to ensure that Prince Harry and this girl cross paths,” she writes.
“I am shown when the two of them meet and it appears that Prince Harry isn’t looking for anyone in that way but is taken by surprise and caught off guard by his immediate attraction to this girl who I am told is really sweet and polite.”
Having apparently mistaken her own psychic prediction for a roast battle, Lindsay adds:
“She looks quite petite and very natural in her appearance – totally different from Meghan and more similar in appearance to girls he’s dated previously.”
Clearly, Lindsay’s predictions are ridiculous, but to be fair, she’s using her reputation as a psychic in the most effective way possible–by telling other people that they’re fat and they’re soon to be dumped by their significant others.
After all, anyone claiming to have psychic abilities is 100 percent full of it, but anyone bashing their social betters in truly petty fashion is just giving you their version of the truth.
Damn, we’re just full of lessons for the kids today.
Friday, December 30, 2016
9 Psychic Predictions For 2017: Brad Pitt Rebounds With WHO?!
In case you somehow missed the approximately 20 bajillion jokes on social media, 2016 was a rough year.
We lost far too many beloved entertainers; famous celebrity couples dropped like flies, and the American people decided to give the nuke codes to a Flamin" Hot Cheeto with a rage-tweeting problem.
Anyway, 2017 has gotta be better, right?
Well, maybe not according to the world"s leading psychics.
Here"s what the best-known crystal ball-gazers have to say about the year to come:
1. R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II, Long Live King Charles!
The psychic community believes the Queen will pass on and leave the throne to her eldest son. A fairly safe bet, considering she’ll turn 91 next year.
2. Oprah Goes Blonde
One in demand palm-reader tells Page Six that Oprah will pull a Kanye and go blonde. Now THERE’S a specific prediction!
3. Trump Gets Impeached
Several of the world’s top psychics made this guess. Of course, they may be confusing their sixth sense with wishful thinking.
4. Hillary Clinton: Not Finished Yet!
HRC may be at an age when most folks are thinking retirement, but the psychic community says she’s got at least one major goal left to achieve.
5. Jimmy Kimmel Might Want to Invest in a Hat
“A monkey who is a guest on his show will pull Jimmy’s hair out,” a psychic who goes by the name Nikki tells the Toronto Sun, “but he will be alright.” Sorry, Jimbo. The stars have spoken.
6. Pam Anderson’s Love of Animals Will Come Back to Bite Her
Nikki also predicts that Pamela Anderson will be bitten by some sort of wild animal. We’re starting to think Nikki just fantasizes about celebs being attacked by animals.
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Miss Cleo Dies; Famed TV Psychic Was 53
Youree Dell Harris, the Psychic Readers Network spokesperson best known by the alias Miss Cleo, has passed away at the age of 53.
According to a statement issued by her family, Harris had been battling cancer.
Known for her “Call me now!” catchphrase and her hard-nosed responses to stubborn callers, Harris became a universally-recognized pop cultural figure due to her ubiquitous late night television commercials that aired throughout the late ’90s and early 2000s.
Despite presenting herself as a tarot-reading Caribbean shaman, Harris was actually born in raised in Los Angeles by American parents.
Her unlikelt career arc started in Seattle, where she worked as an actor and stage producer.
However, after one of her projects failed commercially, she and her partner fled the city to escape the massive amount they had accrued.
Shortly thereafter, Harris found her fillinf in as a psychic and spokesperson for PRN.
After trying out a number of different aliases (including “Corvette Mama” and “Desiree Canterlaw”), settled on “Miss Cleo,” and her lighthearted commercials and infomercials made “Miss Cleo” a household name almost overnight.
In 2001, PRN became the subject of several lawsuits and was eventually investigated by the FCC.
Harris’ superiors were indicted, but managed to avoid prosecution.
Harris herself went on to enjoy a successful career doing voice work and paid promotions.
In 2002, she voiced a character in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
In 2005, she was signed as a spokeswoman for the television network Fuse.
Harris reportedly passed away surrounded by loved ones at a hospice facility in Florida.
Friday, May 27, 2016
Kendall Jenner: I"m Totally PSYCHIC!!
I predict some eye rolls might come from the audience after reading this.
But you never know, because I’m not psychic, although Kendall Jenner claims she is.
Yep, the model believes she has the gift, and she told fans all about it on her website.
“I swear, I’ve had a keen sense of perception since I was a kid. I’ve just always had really good intuition,” she explained.
“I’ve actually even been told by like seven psychics that I’M psychic!” she continued.
“There’s a way you learn how to navigate this crazy world, and I really base it on my gut feelings.”
Seven psychics, that’s really saying something.
I’m pretty sure you can get out of psychic class if seven psychics tell you you’re psychic.
Do you think they meant “psychotic?”
I kid.
Kendall also claimed she has trouble trusting people initially, possibly because the celestial bodies on the other side portend danger.
“I don’t trust people right off the bat, but once you’re in my inner circle, I’m extremely loyal and open—a lot like a cat!” she wrote.
In addition to her talents with ESP, Kendall is showcasing her mastery of the written word in a new sci-fi book entitled Time of the Twins, which she penned with sister Kylie Jenner.
The novel is a follow-up to their first book, Rebels: City of Indra and ohmygodicantpretendthisisseriousanymoreijustcant.
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