Showing posts with label Talkin'. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Talkin'. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Donald Trump Responds to Robert DeNiro Diss: You Talkin" To Me?!

Brace yourselves, folks — this story is more New York than Martin Scorsese fighting with a cab driver about Reggie Jackson’s favorite bagel.


It all started when Robert DeNiro shared his thoughts about Donald Trump at the Sunday night’s Tony Awards.






DeNiro’s speech was a long and impassioned one, but both Trump and the internet have very short attention spans, so the quote you probably saw everywhere the next day was a terse, two-word summation:


“F-ck Trump!” said the esteemed actor to an ecstatic crowd.


Now, DeNiro may have made a career out of playing boorish foul-mouthed gangsters, but Donald Trump actually is one, should come as no surprise that the president handled the diss about as well as Joe Pesci being told to go home and get his shine box.


“Robert De Niro, a very Low IQ individual, has received to many shots to the head by real boxers in movies,” Trump tweeted on Tuesday night.


“I watched him last night and truly believe he may be ‘punch-drunk.’”


There’s a lot to unpack here:



For one thing, Donald Trump apparently believes that everything he sees on a movie screen actually happened.


Yes, DeNiro took a lot of shots to the head in Raging Bull.


He also shot a bunch of pimps in Taxi Driver, but we’re pretty sure he didn’t do those things in real life.


Please, no one take Trump to see Infinity War.


He’ll be tweeting nuclear threats to Thanos before the lights come up.


Anyway, on top of all that, the president used the wrong “to” in a tweet where he’s making fun of someone’s intelligence.



We guess Kim Kardashian’s not the only one who’s desperate for Twitter to add an “edit” button.


Believe it or not, the Donald continued his rant from there, tweeting:


“I guess he doesn’t realize the economy is the best it’s ever been with employment being at an all time high, and many companies pouring back into our country.


“Wake up Punchy!” he added.


Is this actually a clever promotional campaign, and Wake Up Punchy is a new direct-to-DVD comedy starring DeNiro and Adam Sandler?


Because that’s pretty much the only way this story could get any more ridiculous.



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Saturday, August 5, 2017

Eli Roth Says Thanks for the Controversy Over "Death Wish", Everyone"s Talkin" "Bout My Movie

Eli Roth is standing strong in the wake of criticism over his new movie, “Death Wish” … in fact, he views the controversy as something of a blessing. Eli was leaving M Cafe in Bev Hills Friday when our photog asked about the criticism — that a…


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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Talkin" SO MUCH S--t

On the second episode of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Dallas, Stephanie and Cary were dragged into big time conflict in Big D.


Meanwhile, LeeAnne wanted to create a hat for a major Dallas event, and the ladies basically talked s–t (literally) for the entire hour.



“If I’m gonna wear s–t, I’m also gonna try to look good in s–t … I just really can’t believe her husband’s letting her do all this.”


Picking up where the premiere left off, The Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 Episode 2 focused on Brandi Redmond and her poop.


Or her poop-positive outlook on life. We’re quite serious.


Brandi took to the Mad Hatter’s Gala to benefit the Dallas Arboretum in a hat festooned with all kinds of fake s–t, decorum be damned.


This show is totally not getting a second season BTW.


Some choice lines you’ll see when you watch The Real Housewives of Dallas online, mostly related to the greatness that is fecal waste:


“My hat is beautiful. It has green moss, little brown rabbit turds. It has a toilet seat poop, and a dog poop, and a dog on it.” – Brandi


“Embrace poop, people, because everybody does it. And if you’re not doing it, something’s wrong. Everybody has s–t.” – Brandi, obviously. 


“Stephanie definitely wants to wear a poop hat, but Stephanie cares a little bit more and, you know, she’s just a people-pleaser.” – Brandi


“Zuri already knows English … She’s also working on Spanish, French and a little bit of Swiss-German. She’s an international baby.”


NOTE: Zuri is two years old.


“Did you know we’ve been married 11 years and we’ve never seen each other pee?” – Tiffany asked her realtor, for kind of no reason.


Good times all around.