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“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” started shooting last week … and looks like the first scene centers around a crash — complete with dead storm troopers around the wreckage. Ummm … spoiler alert?
The movie is a spin-off from the main trilogy — focusing on Rebel efforts to steal the Death Star plans, and it’s due out in December 2016 … right about the time fans finally start coming down from ‘The Force Awakens.’
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Jack Black‘s short term memory loss on “Tribute” — the Tenacious D track where the duo sing about forgetting the best song ever — has come back to him, and he sings it for us!
Our photog asked Black Monday at LAX if he recalled any of the lyrics to the greatest song in the world … and we get even more than we bargained for.
BTW … Rolling Stone mag says the best song ever written was Bob Dylan‘s “Like a Rolling Stone.”
For all you Tenacious D fans out there … you’ve heard it before in the “The Pick of Destiny.”
WARNING: You probably don"t want to stare directly into the diamonds featured on these engagement rings.
Because they are big. Really big. So big that the shine coming off these items may cause temporary blindness.
Don"t say we didn"t warn you, okay? But do go ahead and say what we"re all thinking upon seeing these giant rocks: HOLY $ HIT!!!!
Well, the season 1 finale of I Am Cait has come and gone, but don’t worry – Caitlyn Jenner will be returning to your TV screen much sooner than expected!
Well, kinda…
The 19th (!) season premiere of South Park will air on Comedy Central tomorrow night, and insiders say creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone will address such timely topics as Caitlyn’s transition and Tom Brady’s deflated balls in the show’s “most stunning and brave” episode ever.
We don’t know if an animated Caitlyn will make an appearance, but don’t be surprised to see one of the characters (our money’s on Randy Marsh) questioning his or her gender identity.
The preview clip above makes no mention of Caitlyn, but it does find Cartman ranting about Tom Brady’s overturned suspension and taking a harsh shot at Gisele Bundchen:
“You’re not giving me four days of detention! You’re only giving me one!” says a Brady-inspired Cartman. “No, to hell with that! You’re giving me no days suspension!
“I’m gonna go home and f–k my hot wife. Who’s not even that hot, kinda looks like a dude!”
Producers say the show plans to take on Jared Fogle’s arrest and other recent scandals later in the season.
Welcome back, South Park. You’ve been missed.
