Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Kaley Cuoco: Cheating on Ryan Sweeting with Johnny Galecki?!

Kaley Cuoco’s fairytale marriage to Ryan Sweeting hit an abrupt wall last weekend, as The Big Bang Theory beauty filed for divorce.


After just 21 months, she’s left picking up the pieces, Ryan will never have to work again and fans are wondering: What went wrong?!



Few observers, honestly, were shocked by the couple’s breakup.



And not just because the whole relationship had the feel of a teenage girl rebelling against her parents and dating a guy they hate out of spite.


Considering the following reasons this seemed doomed to fail:


  1. They dated for merely months before they married;

  2. Prior to that, she dated Henry Cavill for 10 days;

  3. Prior to that, she had just ended a multi-year relationship with Johnny Galecki, her real-life ex and co-star on CBS’ smash hit sitcom.

Not exactly a formula for success, but still, this is a woman who reminded the public just how much she loved Ryan every 10 minutes.


She even legally became Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting.


How could it go so wrong, and so quickly?!



Or is the issue that Kaley can’t keep a man period? She was with Ryan Sweeting for about as long as she was with Johnny Galecki – roughly a couple of years. Is that the sell-by date after which no one can stand to be around Kaley Cuoco anymore? She sure is pretty, has a fit bod, and loves animals, but is she just too much to take? She was affectionately intense with Ryan Sweeting and soaked her social media with photos of them so sweetly in love that it could inspire cavities.


Is she just too much to deal with after a longer period? Or perhaps Kaley Cuoco is one of those people who throws all in way too early then things burn out because they burned too hot. And is Kaley busy trying to get Johnny Galecki to get her pregnant? The show is set up perfectly to write in a pregnancy since her character Penny and his character Leonard just got married. Or maybe saying I do on the show had them thinking they gave up on their relationship too soon…

Blake Lively Admits to Website Failure, Shuts Down Preserve

Blake Lively has succeeded in becoming one of the better looking human beings to ever walk the face of the Earth.


But she has failed to make a difference in the lives of others via the World Wide Web.



So the former Gossip Girl star admitted herself today, telling Vogue that she is shutting down her lifestyle website, Preserve, after just one years.



(And if you’re only just now learning that Blake Lively ran a lifestyle website titled “Preserve,” then you are proving her point.)


“We have an incredible team of people who do beautiful work, but we launched the site before it was ready, and it never caught up to its original mission: It’s not making a difference in people’s lives, whether superficially or in a meaningful way,” Lively explains, adding:


“And that’s the whole reason I started this company, not just to fluff myself, like, ‘I’m a celebrity! People will care what I have to say!’


“It was so never meant to be that, and that kind of became the crutch because it was already up and already running, and it’s hard to build a brand when you’re running full steam ahead – how do you catch up?”


Swift is sad that Preserve did not work out (she joked to Vogue that she told her assistants to just play “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift on a loop to boost spirits), but she’s full steam ahead with her next project.


Not that she’ll reveal yet quite what it will be.



For now, Lively simply says she wants “to touch millennials through storytelling, and the idea is to create a shoppable lifestyle


“And that’s not to say to turn everything into commerce, but to make things easier: This is a thing that I created with my own two hands and this is how you can do it, or this is something that I found on my adventures and travels and this is how you can have it.


“It’s about creating a level of ease for the people who identify with us. We’ve focused in so much that it’s actually very simple, it’s very clean, it’s very direct.”


We don’t really have a clue what Blake Lively is talking about here.


But she married Ryan Reynolds and she’s the mother of his child. So she must be doing something right!

D.L. Hughley -- Kobe Ain"t Done Just Yet ... But He"s Close

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EXCLUSIVE


Good news Lakers fans … D.L. Hughley is one of the three people in the world who thinks the team has a shot this year … all because he says Kobe Bryant still has something left in the tank.


Hughley is an absolutely gigantic Lakers fan … so when we got him out in Beverly Hills Tuesday night, we had to talk Purple & Gold with him being that the season is right around the corner.


Check out the clip — D.L. says that anyone who thinks it’s time for the 37-year-old Mamba to slither off into the Sunset is totally wrong … right now.


Bonus hilarity … D.L. tells us why Metta World Peace is exactly what the Lakers need right now … and it’s a reason the entire city of Detroit has been trying to forget for over ten years.


For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!


Honey Boo Boo Music Video Premieres, Is Not Good

Hey, remember Honey Boo Boo?


Of course you do. HBB (real name: Alana Thompson) was a 10-year-old TLC reality star until her family was booted off the air when the world found out that her mother was dating the man who molested Alana"s sister.


Yes, long before the first Josh Duggar sex scandal, the Thompsons were creeping Americans out and sparking conversations about what sort of perverse culture allows the most dysfunctional families imaginable to become ultra rich and famous.


Obviously, her mother"s awfulness is not Alana"s fault, but the poor girl is at least partially to blame for the shrill, ear drum-exploding pop atrocity known as "Movin" Up" that was unleashed on YouTube today.


Check out the clip above, but if you"re at work and you get canned for irritating everyone within a 6-cubicle radius – don"t say we didn"t warn you.


 


Honey boo boo music video premieres is not good