Westboro Baptist Church Messes with the Wrong High School

Oak Park High School 1, Westboro Baptist Church 0.

In the video featured here, we see the bigots from Westboro Baptist Church protesting the recent election of a transgender girl as homecoming queen.

But not long after these misguided Christians arrived at the school, carrying such signs as God Still Hates Fags, they were met by a counter-protest from students in support of Landon Patterson.

The hate group, which is based in Kansas, has previously picketed a Taylor Swift concert (labeling the singer a "whore") and even staged a rally at Robin Williams" funeral.

But watch this awesome footage to see Church members driven away by students chanting "long live the queen!" in honor of their chosen homecoming representative.

"This isn"t just about supporting Landon, this is about supporting all our students," Christina Palermo, an organizer for the rally, told a local news outlet. "Landon is just their scapegoat. They"re attacking everyone in the LGBT community."

Lindsay Lohan: Still Trying to Make Mean Girls 2 Happen, Is Basically Gretchen Wieners

In case you weren’t reminded of it 47 times on social media, October 3 was “Mean Girls Day” – so called because Lindsay Lohan says the date in the movie, and the Internet exists for the purpose of beating obscure references into the ground.

Obviously, no one was more excited about this than LiLo herself, because when you’ve only done one good thing in your life, you’ll take any opportunity to celebrate it.

We’re sure the members of Chumbawamba throw a huge party to mark the anniversary of the release of “Tubthumping” every year. Same idea.

Of course, Lindsay isn’t content to just look back on her past successes. She’s still delusionally planning her big comeback, and as she’s said in the past, her plans involve an Oscar and a Mean Girls sequel. Seriously.

So naturally, on Saturday, Lindsay posted about a dozen references to what’s really the only successful movie that she starred in as an adult, and she capped the day off with an Instagram post reading, “Next step: #MEANMOMS (I’m trying to make it happen!)”

Sadly, we don’t think Lindsay got her own Gretchen Wieners reference with the “trying to make it happen” part. Otherwise, she would realize that “Mean Moms” is like “fetch”: 

It’s kinda lame, and no one cares about making it “happen” except for her.

Hopefully, Lindsay will get back to running around naked at weddings and dancing on yachts, and let go of this silly “being an actress that actually gets paid to be in movies” dream. It’s just sad at this point.

Kylie Jenner Waist Trains, Sets Horrible Example

Kylie Jenner has managed to keep her clothes on for a new Instagram photo.

And yet is still may be the most inappropriate Kylie Jenner picture we’ve seen on that social media account yet.

Just like her half-sisters before her, Kylie has gone ahead and joined the waist training craze, shilling online for an utterly ridiculous product that has no benefits whatsoever.

“around my house before I go out wearing none other than @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety,” Jenner wrote as a caption to this image, adding:

“I love how easy these are. If you are looking to get a snatched waist or a little help with your posture go to whatsawaist.com.”

And this is where we feel the need to interject and explain that a waist trainer does absolutely nothing.

You will not lose any weight with it. You will simply lose money out of your bank account by paying for a useless apparatus.

Considering all the different ways in which members of this family can (and do!) rake in the dough, it remains baffling and disappointing that they continue to set such a poor example by advertising for this corset.

Here’s a look at Kim Kardashian and kompany posing for photos while waist training like the total sell-outs they are:

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Andrew Caldwell: I Dated Kordell Stewart!

Viral video star Andrew Caldwell alleges that he is a one-time homosexual lover of former NFL and Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kordell Stewart.

For years, Kordell Stewart gay rumors have surfaced off and on, even (or especially) during his marriage to RHOA cast member Porsha Williams.

Now Caldwell, who made headlines with a viral video in which he declared that he had been “delivered” from his homosexuality, says the two dated.

“I don’t like mens no more,” Caldwell famously declared, adding that he “I like women women women!” (Caldwell has since admitted that he’s still gay.)

Now he’s making news with a different proclamation.

“I dated Kordell,” he said in an interview with The ShakeUP Morning Show, adding that their affair was short-lived … but he made the most of it!

“I had everything that Porsha got… I had bags, purses, cars. I’m in a Jaguar right now. Honey, did you see that Jaguar over there?”

Caldwell explained how he and Kordell allegedly met.

“We was at a bar,” he says of himself and presumably some of his friends. “We was at a restaurant and I was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s Kordell.’

“They was like, ‘Yeah, he’s a football player.’ I was like, ‘Mmm… I like football players… I dated other football players too, I dated some of the Rams.”

Caldwell also admitted that he knew Kordell was married to Williams at the time, but isn’t all that sympathetic, adding: “I think she is a gold digger.”

“Girl, you know your husband was gay.”

Again, rumors that Porsha was Kordell’s beard were commonplace during their marriage, but seemed like nonsense tabloid fodder … until now.

Do you believe Caldwell’s claims?

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