Bree Olson: Porn Star Worked as Kendall & Kylie Jenner"s NANNY?!

If the name Bree Olson sounds familiar, it’s likely for one of two reasons:

Either you’re a porn aficionado with a stocked roster of fantasy favorites (We’re not here to judge.), or you remember the brief period when Olson was one of Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses.”

Olson’s time in the mainstream spotlight was short-lived as Sheen dumped her in the midst of his infamous 2011 meltdown.

However, it now seems that wasn’t the first time that Olson nearly broke out of the porn ghetto and landed a spot on the gossip A-list. 

Radar Online is reporting today that Olson was hired by the Kardashians in 2007. Her job? To look after the famous clan’s youngest tykes:

Yes, the website claims that in his new book about the Kartd clan, celebrity journalist Sean Smith writes that Olson was hired to work as Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s nanny.

Or, more accurately, she was hired to pretend to be the girls’ nanny for the benefit of reality show cameras.

“Bree was hired for one day and spent 15 hours being filmed at the house,” Smith claims. “The producers told Bree exactly what to do…She was told to go into Kris’s closet and try on her jewelry.”

But while Olson was essentially hired for an acting job (We’re guessing she was more photogenic than the family’s actual nannies. Sigh.), she ended up staying longer than expected, and she engaged in some unexpected interactions with Kendall and Kylie.

“When filming stopped, [Kendall and Kylie] went on their computer to show Bree a puppy they were excited about getting.” Smith writes.

“When the producers sent Bree down to the pool to sunbathe, the girls followed and asked her to play [in the pool] for an hour.”

We are shocked – SHOCKED! – that at the tender ages of 11 and 10, Kendall and Kylie we’re being taught that having sex on camera is a viable career option, and…Oh, wait the Kim Kardashian sex tape came out that same year. Never mind!

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Spencer Stone, Paris Train Hero, Stabbed in Sacramento

Spencer Stone, one of the heroes who helped thwart a terrorist attack on a train bound for Paris in August, is in stable condition after being stabbed several time in Sacramento.

A spokesman for the U.S. Air Force confirms that the incident took place on Wednesday evening and that “A1C Spencer Stone has been transported to a local hospital, and is currently being treated for injury.”

KCRA reports that a fight in the street led to at least one suspect stabbing Stone.

Few details are available at this time, but The Air Force Times says the injuries were so severe that cops initially believed Stone would die.

“He’s out of surgery and doing well,” Stone’s father tells People.

“He’s been upgraded so no longer critical and it looks like he’s going to be okay. All I can say is that this world is not short of idiots.”

Stone rose to global prominence when helping to subdue terror suspect Ayoub El-Khazzani on a Paris-bound train earlier this summer.

El-Khazaani, who allegedly opened fire on the train, reportedly stabbed Stone with a box cutter during their confrontation.

Sacramento police say this incident does NOT appear to related to terrorism in any way.

“It is believed that the victim was out with a group of friends when a physical altercation led to the victim being stabbed multiple times in his upper body,” authorities said via statement.

“Detectives were called to the scene to assist with the investigation and the victim is currently being treated for what appears to be non-life threatening injuries.”

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Check Out My "Ordinary Home Clothes"!

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is back and wants us to check out what she describes her “ordinary home clothes,” which are predictably ridiculous.

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The Ukranian model whose doll-like appearance, insane proportions and WTF-worthy quotes have made her an Internet fad, is currently in Thailand.

Despite the exotic location, she’s keep it laid back in her “ordinary home clothes,” or so she says … we would love/hate to see what’s not ordinary.

Sporting no pants and a top that barely contains her life-size, sex toy-looking assets, the “entertainer” shows some serious skin to say the least.

Human Barbie says she is inspired not by Barbie, but by “alien civilizations, fantasy characters, Amazon warriors, which look like real goddesses.”

Yup, that’s the kind of individual we’re dealing with here.

Lukyanova is enjoying some MUCH NEEDED downtime before releasing her first single and launching her new DJ career (seriously) later this fall.

What kind of tunes can we expect her to be bumpin’?

“The music will have special Vibrations. With certain cosmic sounds and special frequency, people will get a powerful psychic charge,” she says.

“For getting his true essence, healing and finding his calling, each set will be something definite, will have a special message and unique energy.”

“I’m creating a special music with Eugene Sender and my management Nadia and Elena help to give the correct direction. We are on the same wavelength.”

“And it’s important when you work with team.”

Noted, Human Barbie. Noted.

Scott Disick Shares Kourtney Kardashian Nude Photo

Scott Disick appears to be well aware of what he lost this summer.

A couple days after Kourtney Kardashian posed naked for a Vanity Fair shoot, her ex-boyfriend and perpetual baby daddy went ahead and made it clear how he still feels about the reality star.

“Now that’s 1 hot mama,” Disick captioned that birthday suit-based photo of Kourtney, sharing it with Instagram followers on his own account.

A little weird? Yes. A little flattering? Sure, we guess.

Perhaps Disick feels confident gushing over his ex, however, because he’s moved on in his romantic life.

The douchey star has been spotted out and also about with 18-year old model Lindsay Vrckovnik over the past couple weeks.

She claimed the two are merely friends, but we’ve heard that line plenty of times in the past.

“He’s very removed from [the family man] part of his life,” a source recently told Us Weekly of Disick. “He’s been going wild.”

Sort of like what Kourtney has been doing on Instagram in an attempt to rub her hot body in Scott’s face. To wit:

View Slideshow: 19 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing