Friday, October 9, 2015

Jeremy Bieber: Proud of Son"s Big Penis!

It’s been a couple days since a photo of Justin Bieber naked leaked online – and the Internet is still coming to terms with what it’s seen.


As documented at the bottom of this post, most Twitters users are wildly impressed by what Bieber is packing down below, though the response of one user in particular now has the rest of the Web totally creeped out.



That would be Jeremy Bieber.



The singer’s infamous father, whose bad influence on his son is well-documented, jumped online soon after Justin’s unit got exposed to the world and wrote the following:


@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy.


Yes, Justin Bieber’s FATHER just gave his son props on the size of his penis.


It is true, of course, that Bieber is not lacking for girth where it matters most for a guy. 


Heck, that’s why insiders say Bieber isn’t all that bothered about the nude photos getting out in the first place.


But most dads would not comment publicly on their grown child’s genitals. Most dads probably wouldn’t even look at their grown child’s genitals.


This awkward Tweet aside, take a gander here at what others folks have said online about Justin Bieber’s penis:


Kylie Jenner Poses with Caitlyn Jenner, Wears Ridiculous Outfit

Date night turned into family night for Kylie Jenner this week.


The 18-year old got all dolled up for a romantic evening on the town with Tyga on Thursday… only to run into a certain transgender stepfather at Nobu in Los Angeles!



“How is it that Caitlyn, Kourtney, and I ended up at the same restaurant tonight? Perks of having a huge family,” Kylie wrote as a caption to the above selfie she snapped with Caitlyn Jenner at the establishment.



That is a pretty big coincidence, we admit, accidentally meeting up with your dad and sister, considering all the eateries in the Los Angeles area.


Nobu is one of the most notorious places for those who want to be seen, however, with paparazzi members often camped out on front of the restaurant all night.


So it’s not that big of a coincidence.


Kylie also gave Instagram followers a glimpse at her outfit for the night – and here it is:



Jenner did not include a caption for this image because, really, what is there to say about a floral-printed long-sleeved duster coat worn over a matching bandeau top and flare-legged jeans?


Nothing. There’s nothing one to say.


Except that we’re just glad Kylie isn’t waist training in this picture. That’s something at least.


Jeb Bush: I Did NOT Smoke Weed With Bill Belichick!

During the second GOP presidential debate last month, Jeb Bush admitted to smoking pot.


It wasn"t really a big deal, as his brother could"ve single-handedly kept Pablo Escobar in business (We"re hoping for a Dubya cameo in season 2 of Narcos.), and that didn"t stop him from getting into the White House.


In fact, the only results of Jeb"s admission have been a hilarious nickname ("Jeb Kush") and an interesting question from Fox Sports" Clay Travis.


It seems Bush attended high school with New England Patriots head coach and noted short-sleeved hoodie enthusiast, Bill Belichick.


Awesomely, Travis decided to ask Bush if he and Belichick ever burned one down together. Sadly, the former Florida governor says he never celebrated 4:20 with the brain behind Brady.


C"mon, Jeb! If you wanna take the spotlight away from Trump, you have to lie and say you did smoke with Belichick!


Then you have to follow it up with a joke about how the man cleared a bong like he was sucking the air out of a game ball.


That"s how you get elected president. Look it up.


Jeb bush i did not smoke weed with bill belichick

FKA Twigs to Taylor Swift: You and Your Fans Are Basic B*tches!!

On the most recent edition of Paper Magazine, FKA Twigs makes it clear she isn’t in the market for new friends.  Well, not if that means she has to be friends with Taylor Swift.


Robert Pattison’s finance took some time in her interview to throw some serious shade at Tay.



In the interview, FKA Twigs firmly stated that she has no desire to be friends with the pop star. She said, “I think Taylor Swift is great, but I wouldn’t necessarily think, ‘Oh my god, I have to be friends with her.’”



A hater’s gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.  Shake it off, Taylor.


We aren’t sure what fueled FKA Twigs’ distaste for Taylor Swift.  The two would be unlikely friends, but we didn’t expect them to dislike each other.


Right after she threw shade at Taylor, FKA Twigs began praising her fans for their diverse nature:


“When I meet fans, they’re quite creative and intelligent, kind, sensitive. Some are old ladies, witch doctors from Louisiana, kids that have just left art school. Gay or lesbian couples, straight middle-aged couples.”


Is she claiming that Taylor’s fans are comprised of teenaged white girls from the suburbs?


Maybe.  Be either way, Taylor’s fans are really basic b*tches from the ‘burbs.


Twigs reminded readers that she isn’t like “most pop stars.” She said, “I have that throbbing energy, and I accept it, and I harness it when I need to. It’s not even a conscious thing.” 


Taylor Swift might seem basic, but she takes no sh*t.  Taylor feuded with Katy Perry over her reference to Perry in the song “Bad Blood.” Swift has also been embattled with Nicki Minaj.


Let the battle begin!