Amy Schumer: Accused of Body-Shaming Khloe Kardashian!

Whether she’s awarding herself “best body” or dancing with Jennifer Lawrence at a Billy Joel concert, Amy Schumer usually can do no wrong.

Unfortunately, the 34-year-old comedy icon in the making may have stepped on some toes with her recent remarks about the ever-changing appearances of the girls in the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Amy hosted Saturday Night Live over the weekend, and she took on the Kard clan in her opening monologue.

“We have to be a role model for these little girls, because who do they have?” Amy said. “All they have, literally, is the Kardashians. And — she doesn’t have a Malala poster in her room, trust me. Is that a great message for little girls? 

A whole family of women who take the faces they were born with as, like, a light suggestion? No! And, like, we used to have Khloe. Like, Khloe was ours, right? But then Khloe, she like, lost half her body weight. She just, she lost it — she lost a Kendall, who weighs nothing. I want good role models.

Some folks on the Internet seem to believe that Amy overstepped her bounds with her comments about Khloe’s fluctuating weight.

Given Schumer’s long-standing commitment to sending a body-positive message to women and young girls, we highly doubt she intended any offense. 

Plus, if anyone has left themselves open for commentary on their appearances, it’s the Kardashian gals, who have never been shy about their shared fondness for plastic surgery, fad diets and foolish fitness trends like waist training. 

At the end of the day, Amy is a comedian, the bit was funny, and she deserves credit for sparking Monday morning conversations about the 90-minute dinosaur known as SNL.

Heck, Miley Cyrus hosted last week, and Amy is the one who got people talking. Impressive!

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Walter Palmer: Cecil the Lion"s Killer Will NOT Face Criminal Charges!

Over the summer, the Internet flipped out over what appeared to be the unlawful killing of the beloved beast known as Cecil the Lion.

Cecil was a major attraction at Zimbabwe’s Hwange National Park, and had long been part of an Oxford conservation study.

In June, he was lured out of the sanctuary, shot with a bow and arrow and tracked form more than 40 hours before eventually being shot, skinned and decapitated.

When park officials found his body, they noted that his tracking collar had been removed, thus indicating that whoever killed him was well aware that this was no ordinary lion.

In July, a Minnesota dentist named Walter Palmer admitted to killing Cecil and incurred the wrath of animal lovers the world over.

Palmer was forced into hiding and temporarily closed his dental practice. There was a time when it looked as though he might be extradited and wind up serving jail time in Zimbabwe.

To the shock of millions, however, it now seems that Palmer will not face any sort of criminal charges as a result of killing Cecil.

TMZ is reporting that Palmer has been cleared of any wrongdoing by Zimbabwe’s environmental minister.

An investigation revealed that Palmer had filed the proper papers and had “legal authority to conduct the hunt.”

A happy day for Palmer and his family, no doubt, but a sad one for those who hold Cecil’s memory close to their hearts.

Justin Bieber Cozying Up to Kourtney Kardashian & Kids; Scott Disick Infuriated?!

Kourtney Kardashian has been hanging out with Calabasas neighbor Justin Bieber lately, and not surprisingly, Scott Disick is flipping his s–t.

Not just because of Bieber’s massive junk, either.

The idea of Bieber giving it to the MILF of three is enough to make Scott or any other grown ass man hurl, but the bigger issue at hand is this:

Justin is “playing house with her” and her children, insiders close to Kourtney say, and five-year-old Mason in particular adores his new “dad.”

How’s that irony?

A 21-year-old wild child, Bieber has cleaned up his act and is helping take care of someone else’s kids … whose 32-year-old adult father is off the rails.

As you know if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or read any celebrity gossip, Disick chose partying and womanizing over family.

Class act.

Frightening as it sounds, and ridiculous as this Celeb Dirty Laundry story likely, is Justin may be a better dad to Kourtney’s kids than Scott right now.

Penis pics aside, Jeremy Bieber is a proud daddy for good reason: Justin is a responsible, respectable, intelligent human being compared to Disick.

If Scott is sick to his stomach … it’s probably due to the booze and pills. But Bieber raising Mason, Penelope and Reign Disick might be a factor too.

Bieber taking it to Kourtney Kardashian in bed?

That’s just unthinkable, another echelon of pain. We’re not sure he can even handle that imagery, or that the world at large can, frankly.

We would speculate over whether Justin could outperform Scott, but that’s neither here nor there … and it seems obvious given the tools involved.

Maybe Lindsay Vrckovnik will run to the nearest tabloid and tell a very different story, but right now, Disick looks like the ultimate loser in this situation.

And every situation, TBH.

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga: Entering Couples Therapy to Save Relationship?!

Over the weekend, Kylie Jenner and Tyga hosted a Q&A session that streamed live on Kylie’s wildly popular app and subscription-based website.

In their conversation with fans, T-Raww and Kylizzle discussed their approach to the negative rumors that have surrounded their relationship from the start.

They spoke of the importance of self-awareness and optimism, both sounding remarkably insightful and mature, particularly on the topic of the “haters” and the “false” reports of Tyga cheating on Kylie with a porn star.

Now it looks as though we may know the source of the couple’s positive outlook.

Radar Online is reporting that Kylie and Tyga have been going to therapy in an effort to keep their relationship together.

Unfortunately, all that upbeat talk might be part of the couple’s efforts to convince themselves that everything is cool, when in reality, nothing could be further from the truth.

“It’s been hell,” one source claims. “Kylie’s not coping at all and Tyga is just as unhappy.”

The insider says Tyga and Kylie entered therapy at Khloe Kardashian’s suggestion, because “they’ve had to cope with a lot and could do with some emotional guidance.”

Interestingly, the source says therapy might be the first step toward Kylie and Tyga getting married.

“They do want to get married, but they want to be 100 percent sure and trusting of each other before they take that big step,” says the insider.

Yes, Kylie is already thinking about marriage, even though she’s still in her teens. We guess she really is turning into Kim Kardashian!

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