Farrah Abraham Posts Church Selfie, Poses in "Facelift Mask," Remains Awful

Last we checked in on Farrah Abraham she was getting blasted by a charitable organization for more concerned with her porn career than with helping to raise money for medical research. 

That little public embarrassment (number 1,978,760,438 for Farrah) seems to have inspired a couple of truly cringeworthy selfies.

Worried that people might get the wrong idea, Farrah posted a photo of herself on her way to church (to remind us that she’s a God-fearing, Christian porn star) and another photo in which she wears some idiotic contraption called a “facelift mask” (to remind us that she’s not limited to porn – she’ll do anything for money!)

Yes, Ever since she was kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house for making the entire United Kingdom simultaneously facepalm, Farrah has had a lot of time on her hands.

So when she’s not giving her daughter insane amounts of cash for losing her baby teeth, she’s strapping weird, futuristic devices to her face and annoying her fellow parishioners with tales of being corn-holed in front of a camera crew.

Is it news that Farrah is a desperate loser who will hock any item for a buck while at the same time showcasing obnoxious, holier-than-thou persona?

No. But we figured you’d appreciate the reminder.

View Slideshow: 27 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time

Khloe Kardashian Seemingly Responds to Amy Schumer Slam

Khloe Kardashian has seemingly jumped on Twitter to fire back at Amy Schumer.

But not in an especially antagonistic way.

A day after Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live and took a shot at the Kardashian family, Khloe took a shot back at the comedian and shrugged off her criticism via the following Tweet:

“No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate.”

During her opening monologue on SNL, Schumer joked about America’s supposed First Family:

“A whole family of women who take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion…

“We used to have Khloe. Khloe was ours, right? Khloe, she lost half her body weight. She lost a Kendall, and we have nothing.”

Is this a type of body-shaming? Sure, we guess. Sort of.

But Schumer jokes about her own self-proclaimed unattractive body all the time (including during this same monologue, referring to it as a “lava lamp”).

And she didn’t refer to Khloe here as too thin.

She simply said/implied that Khloe used to be a bit chunkier and that made her more relatable to the average woman.

You may judge for yourself is Schumer crossed a line with this comment, but consider: Is there even a line to cross when the subject of your joke talks openly about her pubic hair?

View Slideshow: 17 Kontroversial Khloe Kardashian Photos

No One Has Ever Had This Much Fun at a Kings Game Before

Here"s a new, welcome sight for the Sacramento Kings:

People are laughing today not at their actions on the court; but at the moves of a young fan in the crowd!

We don"t know his name. We don"t know why he wanted to attend a preseason game between the Kings and the San Antonio Spurs, although perhaps he wanted to see how the Spurs will integrate LaMarcus Aldridge into their offense.

All we know is that this little guy has some seriously impressive moves.

Also, some seriously dirty moves, but, hey, kids these days… right?!?

Watch him shake what his mama gave him now!

Ronda Rousey: If Anyone Calls Me Fat I"ll Kill Them

UFC’s star female fighter Ronda Rousey is opening up about her body and her feelings about Hollywood’s unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.

The 28-year-old told the New York Times that if the opportunity arises to “represent that body type of women that isn’t represented so much in media, then [she’d] be happy to do that.”

Luckily, she might have the chance to do so!

Ronda has an upcoming role alongside A-list celebrity Mark Wahlberg in director Peter Berg’s newest flick, Mile 22.  The film is slated to be released next year.

Rousey is getting serious about her new venture into Hollywood.  She has been taking acting lessons to prepare for her role.

And although she wants to break the mold for what is means to be feminine, she is working with a stylist to transition into a look more fit for Hollywood.  Wait.  Isn’t she trying to avoid the Hollywood look?

Still, Ronda claims she is serious about changing the standards of beauty in the celebrity world.  For instance, she mentioned that she arrived for an ad campaign photo shoot “purposely way heavier … because somebody said something really rude to me.”

Is her plan working?  Despite that she was “heavier,” the campaign was a success: “the campaign ended up being amazing, even though I was heavier just to make a point.”

The former Olympic medalist said her ideal weight is about 148 pounds, which gives her a normal and healthy balance of abs and breasts because, as she states, “you can’t have both.”

Rousey has showed off her body in male-centric magazines such as Maxim and Sports Illustrated.  She claims the experience posing for the mags was a “really effective way to change the societal standard women are held to.”

She added, “When women say that going on publications directed at men is somehow demeaning, I don’t think that’s true.”

Later in her NYT interview she stated that today is a conflicting era for women.”

“Women are doing so amazingly and taking over the athletic world,” she noted.  “We’re also in a time where … how can I really put it? That women without any skills that freeload are being glorified.

“That’s something I was raised not to be — that you’re supposed to contribute to the world, not consume from it.”