If Donald Trump were a doctor this could be a HIPAA violation … calling out an MSNBC anchor and claiming she was bleeding profusely from a facelift. It’s shocking … the President of the United States fired off the tweet Thursday, saying Mika…
Showing posts with label Facelift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facelift. Show all posts
Thursday, June 29, 2017
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Jared Leto Relists Hollywood Hills Home After Facelift (PHOTO GALLERY)
Jared Leto is doing a retake on selling his home … he’s listed it a second time, but this time it’s a tad cooler. Jared originally put the Hollywood Hills home on the market in November for $ 1,999,000, but there were no takers so he took the…
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Hillary Clinton -- Facelift Time for Her Campaign Plane (PHOTO)
Hillary Clinton’s campaign plane is pulling one last job before calling it quits — a paint job. The bird is getting an overhaul at Dean Baldwin Aircraft Painting in Roswell, NM. Hillary’s campaign was leasing the 14-year-old 737, and it’s unclear…
Friday, June 10, 2016
Tom Cruise: Hoping a Facelift Will Save His Career?
The press and the movie-going public have not been kind to Tom Cruise in recent years.
Of course, it’s not like the 53-year-old actor-turned-Scientologist-mouthpiece has mounted a particularly strong case in his own defense.
First there were the reports that Cruise hadn’t seen his daughter Suri in 1,000 days.
Not only was that bizarrely specific length of time eventually extended to three years, Cruise reportedly used a series of bizarre justifications to justify abandoning Suri.
Insiders say that in addition to the usual sci-fi mumbo-jumbo, Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige filled Tom’s head with some tailor-made BS about Suri being “infiltrated by a bad Thetan.”
That may not mean much to most folks who haven’t been driven mad by decades of fame and X Files storylines being presented as religious doctrine, but to Cruise it means that he now needs to run from his daughter just like he runs in every single one of his movies.
In fact, insiders say Cruise will essentially be bidding farewell to his family and his career in the near future so that he can essentially live as a nomad and serve an international ambassador for Scientology.
But first, it seems have to fix a problem that’s too big for Xenu to handle on his own.
According to In Touch, Tom is not happy with the way he’s aging, and he’s planning to go under the knife to restructure his famous face.
“He is getting older and it’s starting to show,” says one insider.
“He’s noticed that his jawline and brows are starting to droop. It’s been making him unhappy for a long time.”
No one seems to agree on whether he’s more concerned about preaching the word of L. Ron are getting better movie roles, but the consensus seems to be that Cruise will be getting nipped and tucked:
“Tom wants a facelift,” says the source. “Botox and fillers won’t cut it. A facelift is the only way to fix what he doesn’t like. This is very important to Tom.”
Yes, it seems plastic surgery is officially a bigger priority to Cruise than his 10-year-old daughter.
Hey, he may be a religious fanatic, but he’s still Hollywood to the bone!
Monday, October 12, 2015
Farrah Abraham Posts Church Selfie, Poses in "Facelift Mask," Remains Awful
Last we checked in on Farrah Abraham she was getting blasted by a charitable organization for more concerned with her porn career than with helping to raise money for medical research.
That little public embarrassment (number 1,978,760,438 for Farrah) seems to have inspired a couple of truly cringeworthy selfies.
Worried that people might get the wrong idea, Farrah posted a photo of herself on her way to church (to remind us that she’s a God-fearing, Christian porn star) and another photo in which she wears some idiotic contraption called a “facelift mask” (to remind us that she’s not limited to porn – she’ll do anything for money!)
Yes, Ever since she was kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house for making the entire United Kingdom simultaneously facepalm, Farrah has had a lot of time on her hands.
So when she’s not giving her daughter insane amounts of cash for losing her baby teeth, she’s strapping weird, futuristic devices to her face and annoying her fellow parishioners with tales of being corn-holed in front of a camera crew.
Is it news that Farrah is a desperate loser who will hock any item for a buck while at the same time showcasing obnoxious, holier-than-thou persona?
No. But we figured you’d appreciate the reminder.
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