Malika Haqq: FIRED From DASH Dolls By Kris Jenner?!

Khloe Kardashian‘s BFF Malika Haqq is on the chopping block thanks to her DUI arrest, as Kris Jenner reportedly wants her gone from DASH Dolls.

Following a car crash that ended in Malika Haqq arrested for DUI, she apologized for her “poor behavior” and took full responsibility for her actions.

Still, that doesn’t mean she’s off the hook with the law – or her boss.

“After Malika’s DUI, Kris got so much backlash because, not only did she drive drunk, but she also crashed her car on the 101,” an insider said.

No one was injured in the accident, but Kris is still furious.

Says the source close to the Momager: “Kris was more concerned with how this would affect the Kardashian brand and her new show DASH Dolls.”

Retribution was swift, in other words, and blunt.

“Kris told Malika that she has invested a lot of time and money into her, and that she either had to [apologize] for her actions” or get the chop.

Jenner made it clear she would be “forced to cut her from the show,” the source tells Radar. “Kris forced Malika into doing the apology.”

“Of course, Malika complied.”

That wasn’t the end of Jenner’s crackdown, either. Kris also told all of the girls, including Khloe, that from now on they all are to take private drivers.”

“Every single time they are going out,” she says, “whether they want to or not. Kris said that she would even be willing to pay for the drivers.”

Obviously, that’s a great rule and we respect Jenner a lot for instituting it … but one wonders why this wasn’t obvious to all of them before!?

Don’t drink and drive, people.

Dolls.

Justin Bieber Album: Banned in the Middle East!

Justin Bieber’s affection for Jesus Christ has made him public enemy number-one in the Middle East.

Okay, maybe not number-one. They have many enemies in that region of the world. But Bieber won’t exactly be breaking any sales records over there this fall.

In fact, the singer won’t be selling any records at all.

According to TMZ insiders, Bieber’s upcoming album (“Purpose”) has been banned in several Middle Eastern countries, such as Indonesia, due to its provocative nature.

This assessment stems from Bieber’s shirtless cover pose, as well as the cross tattoo on his chest.

It is front and center on the album cover, a major no-no in Muslim nations.

Because this ban would cost Bieber quite a lot of money, he and his team are scrambling to release an alternative album cover, sources confirm.

We assume it would NOT feature Justin Bieber shirtless in any way, shape or form, causing us to feel very sorry for residents of these conservative countries.

Bieber is one of the more religious celebrities out there, often citing his strong belief in Jesus and drawing on his Christianity for inspiration.

God, can you imagine not being able to ogle Justin Bieber without a shirt on?!?

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Emilia Clarke Named Sexiest Woman Alive!

As Daenerys Targaryen on HBO’s smash hit Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke is yet to win her self-proclaimed rightful spot on the Iron Throne.

But the actress herself just won a major honor, courtesy of Esquire Magazine. She’s the Sexiest Woman Alive!

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Sorry, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox. Better luck next year.

The publication made the announcement on Tuesday at midnight Eastern time after teasing readers with seductive footage of the beauty on Twitter.

It then released an article that praised the 28-year old British actress as possessing a “gorgeous balance,” explaining:

“She manages to bring together a number of opposites, to make them natural: sweetness and toughness, emotionalism with a kind of cold-blooded determination.

“Something in these contrasts explains her sex appeal, too. She can play queen and kid sister, dominatrix and pal.”

Sure, whatever. All those things are true.

But just look at the Emilia Clarke photos above.

We’re pretty sure they explain why the star is considered the Sexiest Woman Alive better than even the most flowing prose can.

Clarke was also dubbed Most Desirable Woman on the Planet by AskMen.com last year.

Previous winners of Esquire’s distinction, meanwhile, have included Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Mila Kunis.

“[Clarke] is unforgettable in ‘Game of Thrones’ and was hands down the number one choice of Esquire’s staff, friends and family,” Esquire’s editorial projects director, Lisa Hintelman, tells The Associated Press.

We agree. We really like it when we see her boobs on screen.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season Finale Recap: Tamra Gets Baptized, Vicki Gets Torched

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 came to an end Monday night, and with the finale, did viewers witness the end of Vicki and Brooks?

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If The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 Episode 19 taught us anything, it’s that even a baptism cannot cleanse this show of insanity.

Tamra Barney’s after-baptism party (for real) was the scene of a season finale confrontation that had been brewing all season between her co-stars.

Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador and Meghan King Edmonds all came to celebrate Tamra, but their ongoing beef was too intense to suppress.

Ironically, or perhaps not, Vicki invoked religion in the middle of the event to counter allegations that her boyfriend Brooks Ayers is faking cancer.

“Satan is the author of confusion,” she said at one point last night.

“I know the truth. And I will pray for everyone that’s confused.”

That would be … virtually everyone else, as you know if you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online or read any celebrity gossip.

As Vicki plotted to leave the party as soon as humanly possible to avoid revisiting any more “negativity,” her opponents plotted their next moves.

Those being … how to keep stirring the pot regarding Brooks?

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Shady as Brooks has been in the past, it does seem like they have it out for him by constantly harping on this, and the season finale was no exception.

Vicki’s brother, Billy, and his girlfriend, Rhonda, got into the mix, defending Brooks and telling the skeptics that yes, Ayers has cancer, move on.

When they weren’t buying it, Rhonda touched upon Shannon Beador’s marital problems, at which point she pretty much flipped her f–king s–t.

It was actually uncomfortable to watch Shannon’s vitriol at Vicki, whom she believed betrayed the secrets of what she and David are going through.

Soon enough, Vicki was bawling to the cameras about her mother’s death, Brooks’ cancer, and the fact that her quote-unquote friends have it out for her.

“You know what the truth is? I’m not doing good,” Gunvalson said through tears. “I’m really, really sad and all this stuff is just disgusting minutiae.”

“They can do all the detective work they want. ‘Let’s say he’s faking cancer, let’s just say he’s faking cancer.’ What would that have to do with me?”

In the epilogue, we learn that the Dubrows’ house is behind schedule (tragic), while the reborn Tamra is still involved in real estate, and in church.

Both Shannon Beador and Meghan King Edmonds are doing better in their marriages, and as for Gunvalson, in the aftermath of all of this chaos?!

Brooks dumped Vicki.

Will we ever know if Ayers lied or what went on behind the scenes? Will next week’s reunion be the most explosive event in Bravo history?

Stay tuned.