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Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Tekashi69 Funny Bloopers From Sex Shop Ad ... Love the Dolls!!!
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
The Pussycat Dolls Reject R. Kelly Streaming Money ... Working to Pull Collab
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The Pussycat Dolls are working on kicking R. Kelly to the curb … digitally, and financially, speaking.
Our sources say the group’s label, Interscope, is currently working behind the scenes to get the song “Out Of This Club” featuring R. Kelly removed from all st...
The Pussycat Dolls Reject R. Kelly Streaming Money ... Working to Pull Collab
Friday, July 27, 2018
Goo Goo Dolls Singer John Rzeznik "Memba Him?!
John Rzeznik gained fame when his band, Goo Goo Dolls, shot to stardom after hits like “Iris,” “Slide” and “Name” landed them in the center of the ’90s alternative rock storm. Guess what he looks like now!
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
The Pussycat Dolls: We"re Not Prostitutes!
The Pussycat Dolls are a singing group that does not sell its bodies for sex.
This is a message the group would like to send, in light of a former member claiming the contrary.
A few days ago, a singer named Kaya Jones made scathing accusations on Twitter, alleging that she and her fellow artists were basically forced to sleep with record executives back when she was a part of the Dolls.
“How bad was it? People ask – bad enough that I walked away from my dreams, my bandmates & a 13 million dollar record deal,” Jones Tweeted.
She went on to say that Simone Battle, a member of spinoff group G.R.L., killed herself in 2014 due to her experiences in the industry.
“I want the den mother from hell to confess why another 1 of her girl group girls committed suicide? Tell the public how you mentally broke us.”
The person to whom Jones is referring here is Robin Antin, the founder of The Pussycat Dolls.
She responded to Jones’ allegations by labeling them as “disgusting lies.”
She also said Jones was never an official group member; she was only ever on a trial basis.
Now, The Pussycat Dolls as a whole have spoken out.
The all-girls group has released a lengthy statement in which it strongly denies all Jones has said about what it’s like to be a member.
“The Pussycat Dolls has always and will always stand for female empowerment and sisterhood,” the group says, adding:
“We stand in solidarity with all women who have bravely spoken publicly of their horrific experiences of abuse, harassment and exploitation.
“However, we cannot stand behind false allegations towards other group members partaking in activities that simply did not take place.”
The Pussycat Dolls were founded by Antin in 1995.
You may remember the band for such tracks as “Don’t Cha”, “Buttons” and “Stickwitu.”
They spawned a few spinoff groups and even a Las Vegas revue.
Reads more of their statement:
To liken our professional roles in The Pussycat Dolls to a prostitution ring not only undermines everything we worked hard to achieve for all those years but also takes the spotlight off the millions of victims who are speaking up and being heard loud and clear around the world.
While we were not aware of Kaya’s experiences that allegedly took place during her short time working with us, before the group signed a recording contract, we can firmly testify that we were not privy to any misconduct taking place around us.
If Kaya experienced something we are unaware of then we fully encourage her to get the help she needs and are here to support her.
Finally, in conclusion, The Nicole Scherzinger-led group says the following:
Since its inception, The Pussycat Dolls and founder Robin Antin have supported and empowered women from all walks of life to flourish in their careers.
Should any member or associate allude to any form of abuse or harassment whatsoever, it will be taken very seriously and investigated.
We truly wish Kaya the best and hope she gets the help she deserves.
Monday, October 16, 2017
Pussycat Dolls Founder Responds to That Whole "Prostitution" Thing
Now that Kaya Jones is done talking, Robin Antin would like to take the floor.
And set the record straight.
Late last week, Jones went off on a Twitter rant that railed against her time as a member of The Pussycat Dolls.
The artist used harsh language to describe an allegedly horrible situation, comparing the group to a “prostitution ring” and saying she was forced to “sleep with whoever they say.”
She said members of the band were “abused,” sometimes “hooked on drugs” and she compared her experience as a Pussycat Doll to “war.”
Turning her attention to Simone Battle, a singer in spin-off group G.R.L. who committed suicide three years ago, Jones wrote:
“I want the den mother from hell to confess why another 1 of her girl group girls committed suicide? Tell the public how you mentally broke us.”
Without stating her name, this was clearly a reference to Robin Antin, the choreographer who started The Pussycat Dolls.
And now Antin has fired back.
On Monday morning, Antin talked to The Blast and called the allegations, “disgusting, ridiculous lies.”
She addedthat that Jones, who was in the group from 2003-2005, is “clearly looking for her 15 minutes [of fame].”
As for why her name may not sound familiar to music fans? Antin said Jones was only ever a “trial” member. She was never an official Pussycat Doll.
This could also explain the response of Asia Nitollano.
That artist, who sang with The Pussycat Dolls in 2007, scoffed at Kaya’s remarks over the weekend as follows:
“Who is Kaya Jones? Lol She was not apart of The Pussycat Dolls the recording group so I do not know her…
“But judging from google she looks like she just wants her 15min of fame. (Side note… it says she’s a Trump supporter… but yet she’s Canadian, which means her vote doesn’t count!!!!
“Same with this comment about The Pussycat Dolls; she wasn’t in the group so her opinion doesn’t count!!!!”
What about Battle‘s suicide?
Antin told The Blast that bringing up this topic was “unfathomable and disrespectful to everyone who works towards suicide prevention and awareness,” writes the website.
And Antin says adds that mentioning a suicide in such a brazen way not only affects the family, but the millions of people that loved and cared for Simone.
She has a pretty strong point there, doesn’t she?
If Jones is going to claim Battle killed herself due to her experience in her singing group and all that included… well… she better have some pretty hard evidence to back up such an assertion.
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Ex-Pussycat Dolls Member Calls Out Group as a "Prostitution Ring"
Kaya Jones made some waves on Twitter late last week.
Who is Kaya Jones, you may be wondering?
She’s a former member of the all-girls singing group The Pussycat Dolls… although she’s here to to take issue with saying this group really had anything to do with “singing”
Or at least with the concept of making any kind of meaningful art.
“My truth. I wasn’t in a girl group. I was in a prostitution ring,” Jones Tweeted, adding:
“Oh & we happened to sing & be famous. While everyone who owned us made the $ .”
To be clear, Jones is NOT saying she and her fellow artists charged money to have sexual intercourse with anyone and that her managers acted as actual pimps.
Not in the traditional sense of the term prostitution, that is.
But no one cared about her well-being and she was only asked to sing material others put in front of her, while executives raked in the cash she helped earn.
“How bad was it? People ask – bad enough that I walked away from my dreams, my bandmates & a 13 million dollar record deal,” Jones Tweeted.
“We knew we were going to be #1.”
The Pussycat Dolls were founded by choreographer Robin Antin in 1995.
Among their many rotating members over the years, the most famous is likely Nicole Scherzinger.
You may remember the group for such hits as “Don’t Cha”, “Buttons” and “Stickwitu.”
They broke up in 2009, but Billboard ranked the Pussycat Dolls as the 80th most successful musical act of the 2000s, as they spawned merchandise opportunities, spin-off girl groups and reality programs.
Without mentioning Antin by name, Jones called out the “den mother” of the group during her social media diatribe, writing:
“I want the den mother from hell to confess why another 1 of her girl group girls committed suicide? Tell the public how you mentally broke us.”
This is almost certainly a reference to G.R.L. singer Simone Battle, who killed herself in September of 2014.
Simone Battle took her own life in 2014. May she rest in peace.
“To be a part of the team you must be a team player,” continued Jones of what she and other members were told.
“Meaning sleep with whoever they say. If you don’t they have nothing on you to leverage…Yes I said leverage.
“Meaning after they turn you out or get you hooked on drugs they use it against you. Correct. Victimizing the victim again.”
The singer went on to compare herself to a member the armed forces.
“That’s why I have so much respect for our military. I’ve been through [war]. But my scars you can’t see. At least real war is honest.
“Why don’t we report it? Because we were all abused! I personally have been warned if I tell I will…you know end up dead or no more career.”
It’s unclear why Jones has spoken out about these alleged issues now, but it’s safe to assume she is responding to the controversy surrounding Harvey Weinstein and all the women he harassed.
However, Asia Nitollano, an ex-member of the Pussycat Dolls, who was briefly in the group in 2007, jumped on Twitter and strongly denied everything Jones claimed in her rant.
“Who is Kaya Jones? Lol She was not apart of The Pussycat Dolls the recording group so I do not know her.
“If she was in the Vegas show then I know nothing about that nor have I ever heard such a thing.
“But judging from google she looks like she just wants her 15min of fame. (Side note… it says she’s a Trump supporter… but yet she’s Canadian, which means her vote doesn’t count!!!! )
“Same with this comment about The Pussycat Dolls; she wasn’t in the group so her opinion doesn’t count!!!!””
Monday, August 7, 2017
Serena Williams Dolls Up For "50s-Themed Baby Shower with Ciara, La La
Serena Williams dusted off the poodle skirt and saddle shoes to travel back to the Fabulous ’50s for her baby shower over the weekend … but not without the help of her superstar friends!! Williams hosted the throwback-themed event at a 1950’s…
Friday, July 7, 2017
Human Ken Doll"s Nose Could FALL OFF on Botched!
Rodrigo Alves has undergone 51 cosmetic procedures and earned the nickname "The Human Ken Doll."
Whatever you might think of his personal choices, we can agree that Alves didn"t undergo all of these surgeries to come out looking like Lord Voldemort.
Unfortunately, as he learns in this appearance on Botched, that might end up being the case. Because his nose could atrophy and literally fall off of his face. Watch the video below!
Okay, so Rodrigo Alves is a British television personality.
He"s also probably exactly the sort of person who qualifies as a plastic surgery addict.
Like, we"re no experts, but … seriously.
That"s 51 elective procedures.
And apparently the last two procedures on his nose were so close together that they did some damage.
While Alves laments that his last rhinoplasty"s results were "perfect," it sounds like there was a serious complication.
And that"s why he"s on Botched.
Look, by its nature, Botched is full of horror stories.
That"s the show where we heard of Mama June"s terrible C-Section mishap.
There was a trans woman whose surgeon gave her unmanageably large breasts that she didn"t ask for.
Worst of all, one time Farrah Abraham was on Botched.
That memory still keeps us up at night.
But … we"re talking about a man"s nose turning black with atrophy and falling off like he"s a cartoon character.
The image is grotesque, but the risk sounds real.
When somebody"s face might pull a Sphinx if they make one more mistake with it, it"s not time to mince words.
"The issue is what we call the soft tissue envelope — that"s the skin," Dr. Nassif explains to a very worried Alves.
"So, by you having three surgeries within a period of 12-15 months, destroyed your tissue — the skin"s no good."
Just the thought of us makes our noses hurt in sympathy.
Up to a point.
Meanwhile, Alves himself notes that his friends never had problems but that he"s unlucky, so he keeps asking "why me."
Like … we know that the situation sucks, but maybe there are little kids floating on makeshift rafts to escape their war-torn homelands whose "why me?" questions carry a little more weight.
We"re not going to dive into deep theological questions of why bad things happen.
But we"re guessing that maybe Alves" friends spaced their surgeries out a little more.
"Your nose, on the inside … you have no airway," Dr. Nassif continues in the tone of carefully explaining to a student why their failure to show up to an exam resulted in such a bad final grade.
"And it"s short, so this is all scarred together."
Big yikes.
"And now, since you just had surgery three months ago, it"s going to scary again more. It"s in a healing phase."
Alves seems like he wants to protest, but the doctor keeps going.
"If you try to [do another procedure on] your skin now, while it"s healing, there"s a high possibility, that if you let one of these doctors touch your nose now, this will turn black and then die and fall off."
It"s pretty clear that the doctors, both Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif, are spelling it out for him to make sure that he gets it.
And they"re using dramatic language to do it, in almost a scared straight sort of effort.
But it sounds like it"s working.
It sure scared the crap out of us.
We hope that they can fix his nose, somehow.
At the very least, we hope that Alves will listen to the good doctors.
If not, he might end up playing the worst game of "got-your-nose" in world history.
Watch the video to see their exchange — and his nose — for yourself. The photos can"t do it justice.
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Ken Dolls Have All New Celebrity Swagger, Still No Penis
Brace yourself, Barbie … Ken’s kicking some brand new flava! Mattel just rolled out a bunch of new Ken dolls with a lot more diversity — new races, hairstyles and body types — and we’re thinking the guys in the factory might have had certain…
Friday, June 9, 2017
Bill Cosby Discusses Women Like Serial Killers Talk About Dolls
If you have a weak stomach, Bill Cosby’s decade-old testimony that was read in court today might not be for you.
His 2005 description of the his “encounter” with Andrea Constand is nothing short of sickening.
Remember: we’re talking about his descriptions, in his own words.
You expect an accuser’s description of her sexual assault to be horrifying, because rape is one of the worst things in existence.
But usually people defending themselves from sexual assault charges have a version of events that sounds much better.
Though she was expected to stand by his side, Cosby’s wife hasn’t actually shown up in court.
Since she presumably still supports him, perhaps she just didn’t want to hear the facts of the case.
Or maybe her husband warned her that she didn’t need to hear them.
Especially today’s haunting testimony.
Bill Cosby describes the event, in which he claims that he gave Andrea Constand one and a half tablets of over-the-counter Benadryl before their encounter turned sexual.
“We began to pet. Touching and kissing with clothes on.”
That, were it not for the fact that we’ve already heard that Andrea felt paralyzed, unable to move or resist, would sound pretty innocuous.
There was breast-grabbing and, you know, what you’d expect to hear in a molestation trial like this.
In that same transcript, Cosby claims that Andrea never objected, and that he only ever wanted to take things as far as they went.
“I never intended to have full intercourse, like naked bodies, with Andrea.”
That’s … something, we guess. Though not exactly noble of him.
“I don’t like it. I like the petting, the touching.”
That is the creepiest possible phrasing for that.
It sounds less like real world testimony and more like dialogue from a hair-raising scene on Criminal Minds.
Or like something from Law & Order: SVU.
Which, we guess, makes sense in its own gross way.
Something about how life imitates art, right?
We have no idea how Cosby’s supporters continue to stand by him.
It’s not just the volume of accusations, though surely even “just” 5 accusers should be enough to get people to cut ties with an otherwise well-loved celebrity.
But more than 50?
At this point, we wonder if there’s anything that could persuade the people who still believe him.
A recording of an assault? An admission?
Something tells us that if they’re in this far, they’re not going to back out for anything. Even if he’s convicted.
Which means that even this creepy, creepy testimony won’t sway them.
What matters, though, is what the jury thinks.
As Keshia Knight Pulliam said: “This is where the truth happens.”
It’s just that her idea of what the “truth” is might not reflect reality at all.
Friday, March 10, 2017
Blac Chyna Making Her Own Version of Barbies -- Chyna Dolls
Blac Chyna’s out to prove Barbie dolls are out … and Chyna dolls are the figurines of the future. The folks at My3DNA tell us … Chyna had a shoot Wednesday to model several different looks for her dolls. Here’s how it works — they CGI scan her…
Friday, April 15, 2016
Human Ken Doll"s Nose Job Might Eat Away at His Face: REPORT
If you"re in the middle of dinner, you may want to set it aside while you read this.
A man who spent more than $ 500,000 in plastic surgery to look like a Ken doll (no, not Justin Jedlica) is in the hospital due to complications from a nose job, which is severely threatening his health.
Rodrigo Alves, who has undergone 42 elective surgeries to emulate Barbie"s boyfriend, has treated his body like a madcap lab experiment and it is now rejecting his new nose.
"I had nose reconstruction three months ago and it appears the new cartilage has been rejected by my body," he said, according to Daily Mail.
He calls his situation "frightening" and says that he can"t breathe because of a blockage caused by the infection.
"A horrible hole has appeared in my nostril and the infection is eating my nose and I"ve been warned if it is not stopped it could eat into my face," said Alves.
He is suffering from necrosis, a condition in which the flesh basically dies. If the infection escalates, it could turn to gangrene and he could face losing his nose.
The 32-year-old is originally from Brazil, but now lives in London. He was traveling in Spain when he noticed the hole in his nose and wound up in the hospital in Malaga.
Alves addressed his calamity on Instagram with the following message:
"It is very unfortunate that it has happen but like I always say like with any surgery there is a risk …At least I get in trouble on my own expenses and I don"t blame my doctors or anyone else..
"[Sh*t] happens and I just have to be strong. #chinup and wait few more months until I can have another rhinoplasty only because #ican
"I know now you think wow this Rodrigo guy is crazy … No I m not crazy just got big balls personality and I know what I want and I go for it simple as that."
Monday, November 9, 2015
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 8 Recap: Major Shake Ups at DASH!
It’s. About. To. Go. Down.
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 8 marked the inevitable moment when the fit hit the shan amongst the Kardashian hangers-on and someone paid the price.
The season finale of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff marked the end of its inaugural run on E! and with it, Melody’s run on the show.
No longer able to fulfill her responsibilities, which are truly immense as occupational roles go, she suffered the consequences and got booted out.
Melody had been enjoying a boost in her modeling career, but with that came a loss of time and time management, and the other Dolls were pissed.
Khadija was forced to cover for her more frequently, and because Khloe Kardashian had warned them about this, Khadija and Malika had to tell her.
The boss lady then brought the hammer down on Melody, as you’ll see when you watch DASH Dolls online. She sure can be tough when need be.
It wasn’t personal, of course, but that’s the way it goes in business. When Mel broke down in tears, everyone in the DASH house felt bad for the girl.
Elsewhere, Stephanie and Colin decided to call it off once he got sprung from jail and she immediately found out he was using drugs again. Yikes.
In an attempt to save the relationship, she took him to counseling and eventually staged an intervention, which sure happens a lot on TV it seems.
Bottom line: Colin chose drugs over his girl. Good riddance in that case, but here’s hoping he pulls it together before he wastes his life on this path.
Durrani and Shalom also reached a breaking point when her brother Abdullah visits and is shocked to learn that his sister is dating a Jewish man.
Abdullah reluctantly agrees to meet him, but the tension is palpable and Abdullah tells their parents about the romance, at which point they cut her off.
Shalom and Durrani have a long talk about the future, though, and she says she may even convert to Judaism for him. This is serious stuff, people.
We’ll see if it lasts … and if the show does. Tell us, do you think DASH Dolls should be picked up for a second season?! Discuss in the comments!
Monday, October 26, 2015
Khloe Kardashian Returns to App, Thanks "Dolls" for Support
Khloe Kardashian is doing her best to return to a normal life.
The reality star has spent nearly two weeks by the hospital bedside of Lamar Odom, following her estranged husband’s drug overdose and subsequent coma.
But Odom has now been transferred from Las Vegas to Khloe’s home city of Los Angeles, making small steps toward a hopeful full recovery.
This has allowed Kardashian to spend some time away from Lamar.
She attended sister Kim’s pajama-themed baby shower on Sunday, for example.
On Saturday, Khloe also Tweeted a behind-the-scenes video from the photo shoot for her upcoming book (for which she just canceled a tour), along with a link to her app.
And how Khloe has shared a message on that app to her fans, signaling her return to the World Wide Web and making it clear that she’s gracious for all their well wishes.
“Thank you dolls SO much for your patience while I needed some time off,” Kardashian wrote.
“I’m excited to be back in the mix bringing you some awesome content. Your love and support has meant the world to me.”
Odom remains in critical condition at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
According to recent report, cocaine was found in his system following many days spent partying at a legal brothel in Nevada.
While Lamar’s initial odds for survival were barely 50/50, and while his motor skills appear to have been negatively affected by 12 strokes, Khloe and other loved ones do now have a reason to hope.
With Khloe’s self-help memoir, “Strong Looks Better Naked,” due out on November 3, we’ll likely be hearing a lot more from the past, current and future Mrs. Lamar Odom in the coming days and week.
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 6 Recap: Bring Out the Waterworks!
On Sunday’s DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 6, Stephanie got her boyfriend arrested, while Caroline took her romance with Ronnie to a new level!
Can you even handle the excitement? The passion!?
If you watch DASH Dolls online, you know they are no strangers to drama, but man alive, Stephanie brought out the waterworks in last night’s episode.
When boyfriend Colin left rehab to visit the doctor, she tried to sneak in a meeting with him, but that ended up triggering a violation of his probation.
Devastated, Stephanie broke down in tears.
While Malika, Durrani and the other Dolls offered their support, none of them addressed the fact that maybe she should not be dealing with Colin.
You know. Just an idea.
At the same time, Caroline brings Taylor and Melody along to see Ronnie’s rock show in New York … and decides to ask Ron about their “status.”
The verdict? He’s willing to start dating!!
Phew. Elsewhere, Melody deals with her mom’s disapproval after she agrees to pose in the nude for a famous fashion photographer, Nigel Barker.
We’ve already seen Malika Haqq nude this season, and as an aspiring model, Melody knows that the photo spread is kind of a can’t-miss opportunity.
As expected, her mom does not like the fact that she went all in with the nudes. But she sticks to her naked guns and green lights their publication.
Finally, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a cameo to commend the Dolls for their work and hopefully keep the ratings high enough for an E! renewal.
Will they earn one?!
Monday, October 19, 2015
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 5 Recap: Bro, No You Didn"t!
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 5 saw Taylor get a bit too close to her ex-boyfriend’s best friend, which led to the obligatory drama you might expect.
We’ve all been there, right? (In non-friend zone limbo, not on DASH Dolls.)
The latest installment of the E! reality series, DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 5 saw the Kardashian hangers-on heading down to Miami for some R&R.
LOL. Like even they know what rest and relaxation means are we right!?
It was there were Taylor and her former beau’s BFF started getting close, which turned into a dangerous and awkward thing for the both of them.
Meanwhile, Durrani came down with a full blown case of wedding fever after a question got popped and a fellow Dash Doll got engaged.
Who was it? How did she react? And what else went down on Sunday night?
The answers are just one click away. So don’t let us hold you back people.
Follow the link above to watch DASH Dolls online and find out what went down in the land of Mailka Haqq and her fellow Kardashian employees.
You will be very glad you did, and there may even be a Khloe sighting in it for you. This taped before she raced to Lamar’s bedside in Vegas, after all.
Friday, October 16, 2015
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 4 Recap: Mama Drama, Baby
It was hard not to feel for Malika Haqq on DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 4 … though suddenly, perhaps her DUI arrest last week makes more sense.
On DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 4, Malika wondered wondered why she so often finds herself in these kinds of unhealthy relationships.
What’s that saying about the definition of insanity?
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results? Something like that … although driving drunk is a close second.
Hopefully, the Malika Haqq DUI is something she can learn from, and she doesn’t get fired by Kris Jenner before her career takes off.
It remains to be seen if DASH Dolls can retain enough of Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ audience to become a hit show in its own right.
Or, conversely, whether it will be a one-season flop.
Anyway, as you’ll see when you watch DASH Dolls online, Caroline had some unresolved issues to work through concerning her mother.
How did she go about trying to handle that situation?
Click on the video above to find out, and scroll through a gallery of some other prominent, albeit secondary figures in Kardashian Land …
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Malika Haqq: FIRED From DASH Dolls By Kris Jenner?!
Khloe Kardashian‘s BFF Malika Haqq is on the chopping block thanks to her DUI arrest, as Kris Jenner reportedly wants her gone from DASH Dolls.
Following a car crash that ended in Malika Haqq arrested for DUI, she apologized for her “poor behavior” and took full responsibility for her actions.
Still, that doesn’t mean she’s off the hook with the law – or her boss.
“After Malika’s DUI, Kris got so much backlash because, not only did she drive drunk, but she also crashed her car on the 101,” an insider said.
No one was injured in the accident, but Kris is still furious.
Says the source close to the Momager: “Kris was more concerned with how this would affect the Kardashian brand and her new show DASH Dolls.”
Retribution was swift, in other words, and blunt.
“Kris told Malika that she has invested a lot of time and money into her, and that she either had to [apologize] for her actions” or get the chop.
Jenner made it clear she would be “forced to cut her from the show,” the source tells Radar. “Kris forced Malika into doing the apology.”
“Of course, Malika complied.”
That wasn’t the end of Jenner’s crackdown, either. Kris also told all of the girls, including Khloe, that from now on they all are to take private drivers.”
“Every single time they are going out,” she says, “whether they want to or not. Kris said that she would even be willing to pay for the drivers.”
Obviously, that’s a great rule and we respect Jenner a lot for instituting it … but one wonders why this wasn’t obvious to all of them before!?
Don’t drink and drive, people.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 3: BASHing of the Dolls
The dolls at the Dash boutique in West Hollywood received surprise visitor on DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 3, and it did not go over well. At all.
One guess as to who the party crasher was?
Khloe Kardashian, a.k.a. the HBIC, is well aware of the drama going down at DASH and see is ready to kick some ASH if the dolls don’t get in line.
Assembling her charges for “general meeting,” she reveals that she is basically an all-knowing, Orwellian figure with eyes and ears everywhere.
Her eyes and ears ain’t happy, either.
Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian receive updates and keep closer tabs on their boutiques than you might think, she informs the employees.
Cue awkward silence. And mortal fear.
“We get updates every single day of sales, who hit their goals for the day, we get weekly reports as to people’s behavior,” Khloe informed them.
“I think you guys need a wake up call.”
“Get your sh-together, everyone figure it out cause my sisters and I are disappointed. And if you don’t think that I don’t take our brand seriously?
“I will let someone go in two seconds.”
While this was just a warning shot, and likely a contrived one – you know you’re not gonna sack these people, it’s reality TV – the tension is real.
In the previous two weeks we’ve seen Malika Haqq nude, Malika and her sister fight, and Durrani try to set up Stephanie, which went over poorly.
Meanwhile, despite the fact that Taylor’s romance with her boyfriend is on the decline, she remains reluctant to end things for fear of hurting him.
So sweet. But likely not productive long-term.
What did she decide? And what else went down in the “Valley of the Dolls” Sunday night? Click to watch DASH Dolls online now and find out.
You will be very glad you did. Probably.
Monday, September 21, 2015
DASH Dolls Premiere Recap: The Worst Show Ever?
Yes, the unstoppable Kardashian family empire has expanded again … to include the people who WORK for the Kardashian family empire.
It was a television event we can barely believe actually aired on real TV, even in the days where there are more shows than we can count.
It’s not enough that the flagship Keeping Up with the Kardashians returned last night. They had to bring a new spinoff along with them.
On DASH Dolls Season 1 Episode 1, E! set out to answer the question no one has ever wanted to know but we are now forced to find out:
What goes on in the exciting lives of the young women who sell all the overpriced crap inside the Kardashians’ DASH clothing boutique?
When they’re even open for business, that is? Which is pretty rare?
Personally, we always thought the DASH line was a bit of a joke, and not just because Kourtney gave her son that for a middle name.
For all the millions of dollars this family has made – and more power to them for it – so little has come from these widely-panned threads.
Not to mention, the stores seem to pop up only when Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are lacking for anything else to do on Keeping Up.
Whenever that happens, the employees look as expressionless as the mannequins in their retail locations and about as smart, too.
Are we right? Or is there more to DASH than we’re giving the Kards, and their lackeys, credit for? Well, Sunday night answered that.
You may be surprised. Follow the link to watch DASH Dolls online and see what all the fuss is about, or lament the decline of society.
Here’s a sneak peek too if you’re a real glutton for punishment:
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