Justin Bieber: I"ll Show You My New Music Video! (boo)

It"s a new week and a new month, which means that Justin Bieber"s newest single has hit the interweb.  "I"ll Show You" is Bieber"s latest track from his forthcoming album, Purpose (out Friday, November 13th), which will also include "What Do You Mean?" and "Sorry."

Bieber wrote "I"ll Show You" with Josh Gudwin, Sonny Moore, Michael Tucker and Theron Feemster, according to Just Jared.

The lyrics speak to Bieber"s (very colorful) life in the spotlight, while the music video shows him running around Middle Earth:

"This life"s not easy, I"m not made out of steel Don"t forget that I"m human, don"t forget that I"m real You act like you know me, but you never will But that"s one thing that I know for sure I"ll show you I"ll show you I"ll show you I"ll show you."

Such honest.  Very feels.

"I got to learn things, learn them the hard way To see what it feels like, no matter what they say."

Purpose features Ariana Grande, Big Sean, Travis Scott, Nas, and Halsey.  In fact, Grande will reportedly join Bieber for a few shows during his Believe tour, which is reportedly not sitting well with his ex-girlfriend, Selena Gomez.  

Gomez is worried the two will hook up, which could very well happen (see: David Silver and Ariel in limo at CU fair).

Anyhoo, great song!

Jessa Duggar: Terrified of Giving Birth at Home!

Jessa Duggar’s due date is nearly upon us, and the reality star is reportedly terrified to end up with a birth experience akin to sister Jill’s.

Especially with Jill, who is trained in midwifery, jetting off on another Central American mission trip, Jessa is petrified she will be all alone.

Not literally alone, of course. But with no offense to Ben Seewald, Jessa had been Counting On (high-five!) her sister to be there for her.

When she’s not taking heat for pregnancy no-nos like caffeinated delicacies and pedicures, she’s fretting about her delivery. And HARD.

Jill was supposed to be her rock, both because of her training in the field and because they are so close, and Jill had just gone through it.

Alas, she’ll be stuck with her husband in all likelihood. Unlike their last mission trip, Jill says it will be many months before her next return.

Jessa and Ben celebrated their one-year anniversary Sunday, which was also her due date; Jill went past hers earlier this year as well.

Also like her sister, Jessa has planned a home birth, though Jessa is said to be scared about the situation after watching Jill’s go haywire.

After 70 grueling hours of labor, Mrs. Derick Dillard was forced to go to the hospital for an emergency cesarean section anyway April 6.

At least Jessa won’t have to worry about that child molester Josh hanging around at all. He’s still at Reformers Unanimous out in Illinois.

What she may have to worry about is Jim Bob pushing her to stay relevant, though she doesn’t seem to differ much from him there.

Jessa and Ben have tried almost too hard when it comes to their efforts to stay in the spotlight. Just imagine after she gives birth …

View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Bump Pics: 1 & Counting!

9 Famous Grandmothers We"d Totally Still Do

By now, everyone out there is familiar with the term MILF, right?

But what about the term GILF? You know, Grandmothers I"d Like to… you can figure out the rest, we hope.

The following celebrities aren"t exactly Kate Upton, but it"s pretty amazing they"re old enough for their kids to also have kids, wouldn"t you say?

 

1. Marie Osmond

Marie Osmond is 57 years old. She has a granddaughter named Rocket (for real!) and a grandson named Stephen. She’s a mother of six herself… and she still knows how to work it! Would you kick her out of bed?

2. Naomi Judd

Naomi Judd became a grandmother in 1994, way back when she was 48 years old. The country singer’s grandson, Elijah, refers to her as Mawmaw.

3. Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn is a grandmother FIVE times over. She hasn’t appeared in many movies of late, but look at her. She could still appear in fantasies of some men around the world.

4. Kris Jenner

We know, we know: Kris Jenner sucks. She sucks a lot. We say this often. But compare her looks to those of a typical grandmother and we must be honest. She ranks pretty high.

5. Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne used to be sort of insane. She’s calmed down a lot since the birth of her granddaughter, Pearl, in 2012. And it’s not hard to see her being crazy (awesome) in the sack.

6. Priscilla Presley

Priscilla Presley first became a grandmother at the tender age of 44. She now has four grandchildren and the widow of Elvis Presley looks pretty great for 70.

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Khloe Kardashian: Ditching Lamar Odom For James Harden?

In the weeks since Lamar Odom nearly died from a drug overdose, the former NBA star’s relationship with Khloe Kardashian has experienced many ups and downs.

First, it was reported that Khloe and Lamar had called off their divorce.

Shortly thereafter, there were rumors that Khloe stormed out of the hospital after Lamar received a visit from his drug dealer.

Not long after that, several sources claimed that Khloe is still dating James Harden.

Now, Radar Online is confirming the news with reports of Khloe traveling to Texas to spend some alone time with Harden.

“[Khloe and James} have been spending quiet time together this week in Houston,” says one insider.

Bizarrely, the source claims Odom is cool with James and Khloe’s “quiet time.”

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

“James gives Khloe the space to do what she needs to do,” the insider says. “He is comfortable enough with their relationship. Khloe had been in contact with James daily in the days after Lamar had overdosed and was in a coma.”

Apparently, Khloe initially decided to dump James and give Lamar another chance, but changed her mind after seeing that Lamar is still up to his old tricks.

“It became clear to Khloe very quickly after Lamar woke up, and the days went on, that he wasn’t going to be changing any time soon,” the source says.

“Calling his drug dealer to the hospital was the final straw for Khloe.”

The insider adds that Khloe plans to continue to be there for Lamar and support him during his recovery. She’s reportedly made it clear to him, however, that their relationship will remain purely platonic.

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy