Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths


In an interview with Elle Canada, Kylie Jenner claimed she never misled fans about the status of her famous lips.


"After I did them, I thought it was so obvious that I didn’t have to say anything," the reality star told the publication.


"I never denied it because I always told my publicist ‘no lip questions,’ so no one ever asked me. I never said I got them done, but I never denied it either. But people thought I was such a liar!"


Maybe that"s because you were such a liar, Kylie.


Just consider the following statements you"ve made about this body part before you finally admitted to using lip fillers:




1. March 12, 2014


Kylie jenner pouts lips

Kylie’s rep, speaking on behalf of his/her client of course, said the lip injection rumors are “so ridiculous” and “not true.” And so it begins…



2. April 10, 2014


April 10 2014

On Twitter: “these plastic surgery rumors hurt my feelings to be honest and are kinda insulting.”



3. December 5, 2014


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December 5 2014: “I find it funny that so much attention is drawn to my work, but I like it,” Kylie’s makeup artist Rob Scheppy has said. “Kylie’s lips are created using expertly applied lip liner and a little lip balm.” (Yes, we’re counting this as a Kylie lie.)



4. January 13, 2015


Kylie jenners plump lips

You guys have watched me grow up since I was nine. My face is going to get different,” she told Cosmo. “Now, I know how to do my makeup, contour and everything. I’m not against surgery. I’d never say no, but I don’t desire it right now.”



5. April 13, 2015


Kylie lips

“I’m like, ‘Stop talking about my lips,"” she told Grazia, “I haven’t had plastic surgery. I’ve never been under the knife.”



6. November 15, 2014


Lips on kylie jenner

“I feel like everyone has been talking about [my lips] for months, so I’m kind of sick of it,” Kylie told E! Online. “My pictures, I pout them out a lot. I think big lips are awesome.”


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Prince Harry Knocks Up Teen: I"m Gonna Be A Dad!!!!!!!

Can you believe it?



No, neither can I.


Prince Harry has gone and impregnated some 19-year-old with his Anglo-German sperm, claims Life & Style.


“Harry’s hard partying has finally caught up to him,” some source allegedly told the magazine.  “A 19-year-old blonde claims she’s pregnant with his child.”


A royal love fetus gestating in some girl’s uterus (name unknown, of course), and Her Majesty is not amused.


“Harry getting a one-night stand pregnant has been one of Queen Elizabeth II’s worst fears,” the insider told the rag.  “An illegitimate child won’t get the same reception.” 


Go on!


My three favorite quotes:


1. “The Queen adores Harry, but she would do everything in her power to keep the child a secret.”


Well, that won’t do!


2. “He’s a decent man, and would want to marry the girl and try to make it work. It’s the right thing to do.”


Chivalry is not dead!


3. “Harry could be forced to give up his title as prince.”


Listen, if Prince Albert can get away with it, why can’t Hazza?


These types of stories (see also: “Kate is pregnant with octuplets and is accepting free diapers from Costco”) are such fun to peruse in the checkout line at Ralph’s, but here’s a little tip from me to you: If you don’t see it mentioned via any of the royal palace social media accounts, or you can’t seem to find one credible source that’s chasing the story, consider it dumb.  Consider it false.  Consider yourself DUPED.


Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Get Out of My Hospital Room!

The stories coming out about Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian just won’t stop.



The latest report circulating has to do with Odom wanting nothing to do with Kardashian, based on what he’s heard from the couple’s friends.  


According to this week’s Us Magazine cover, sources claim that Kardashian kept Odom’s kids from visiting their dad.  


This, however, conflicts with photos of Odom’s two children (with ex-girlfriend Liza Morales) coming out of the Nevada hospital were he was originally treated.


Then there are the reports of her using Lamar, who is now at Cedars Siani in Los Angeles, to “elevate her own fame.”  


The magazine reports that things went BOOM on October 23rd when, according to the source, “Lamar said he needed space and wanted to be alone.


“He told her to get out.”


Lamar was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel and rushed to the hospital on October 13th, where Kardashian and her family held a vigil until Odom finally woke up.  


Kardashian even spent Halloween with the NBA star, tweeting photos from his room.


Despite rumors of a reconciliation, Kardashian is still seeing Houston Rockets shooting guard James Harden; she has temporarily put her from Odom on hold until he’s made a full recovery.


Britney Spears Album: Definitely in the Works!

Forgive the very obvious opening here, but it must be written: 


Oops, Britney Spears is about to do it again!



Via an Instagram photo and caption on Tuesday night, the pop star confirmed that she’s working in a new album.


Or is she “hardly” working on it? Wrote Britney underneath the picture featured here:


Working hard and hardly working…new album…wheeeee!


WHEEEE indeed!


Britney did not reveal any further new album details, such as a name; a release date; or why she’s sitting next to Madonna in this featured photo.


But the two superstar artists do have a long, close history of performing and kissing together, as you can see below.


This news comes not long after the Spears announced that she’s extending her VERY well-paying Las Vegas residency for two more years and after her most recent wardrobe malfunction


Last week, meanwhile, the mother of two also Tweeted about recording a new song, writing on social media:


JUST finished recording some vox. LOVE this song. It makes ME smile, and I hope it will make you smile too… #B9.


We’re sure it will. Britney is nearly back, bitches.


Who else is excited?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?