Emilia Clarke for Dior Fine Jewelry: Not Ugly!

The Sexiest Woman Alive has a new job.

Fear not, Game of Thrones lovers: Emilia Clarke will be donning her wig and mothering her dragons against on Season 6 this spring.

In the meantime, however, she’ll also be promoting a new line of Dior Fine Jewelry.

The French fashion house announced on Wednesday that Clarke is its new (gorgeous!!!) spokeswoman, confirming the news along with the release of two sizzling pictures.

In her first luxury fashion campaign, the 29-year old looks almost nothing like Daenerys Targaryen, the possible future Queen of Westeros who Clarke has brought to life on the small screen.

Gone are Khaleesi’s grit and grime here; taking their place is a far more modern, natural look, with Clarke’s rich brown hair flowing freely, as opposed to her character’s icy platinum braids.

Said Dior in a statement, referencing Clarke and photographer Patrick Demarchelier:

“Demarchelier captures the young actress’ natural, timeless beauty – a true reflection of the Rose des Vents stunning line of long and short necklaces in yellow and rose gold, diamonds, white mother-of-pearl, and pink opal.”

The Mother of Dragons portrayer is the latest star to team up with the high-fashion brand, which has partners in the past with such beauties as Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Portman and Marion Cotillard.

Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths

In an interview with Elle Canada, Kylie Jenner claimed she never misled fans about the status of her famous lips.

"After I did them, I thought it was so obvious that I didn’t have to say anything," the reality star told the publication.

"I never denied it because I always told my publicist ‘no lip questions,’ so no one ever asked me. I never said I got them done, but I never denied it either. But people thought I was such a liar!"

Maybe that"s because you were such a liar, Kylie.

Just consider the following statements you"ve made about this body part before you finally admitted to using lip fillers:

1. March 12, 2014

Kylie’s rep, speaking on behalf of his/her client of course, said the lip injection rumors are “so ridiculous” and “not true.” And so it begins…

2. April 10, 2014

On Twitter: “these plastic surgery rumors hurt my feelings to be honest and are kinda insulting.”

3. December 5, 2014

December 5 2014: “I find it funny that so much attention is drawn to my work, but I like it,” Kylie’s makeup artist Rob Scheppy has said. “Kylie’s lips are created using expertly applied lip liner and a little lip balm.” (Yes, we’re counting this as a Kylie lie.)

4. January 13, 2015

You guys have watched me grow up since I was nine. My face is going to get different,” she told Cosmo. “Now, I know how to do my makeup, contour and everything. I’m not against surgery. I’d never say no, but I don’t desire it right now.”

5. April 13, 2015

“I’m like, ‘Stop talking about my lips,"” she told Grazia, “I haven’t had plastic surgery. I’ve never been under the knife.”

6. November 15, 2014

“I feel like everyone has been talking about [my lips] for months, so I’m kind of sick of it,” Kylie told E! Online. “My pictures, I pout them out a lot. I think big lips are awesome.”

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Prince Harry Knocks Up Teen: I"m Gonna Be A Dad!!!!!!!

Can you believe it?

No, neither can I.

Prince Harry has gone and impregnated some 19-year-old with his Anglo-German sperm, claims Life & Style.

“Harry’s hard partying has finally caught up to him,” some source allegedly told the magazine.  “A 19-year-old blonde claims she’s pregnant with his child.”

A royal love fetus gestating in some girl’s uterus (name unknown, of course), and Her Majesty is not amused.

“Harry getting a one-night stand pregnant has been one of Queen Elizabeth II’s worst fears,” the insider told the rag.  “An illegitimate child won’t get the same reception.” 

Go on!

My three favorite quotes:

1. “The Queen adores Harry, but she would do everything in her power to keep the child a secret.”

Well, that won’t do!

2. “He’s a decent man, and would want to marry the girl and try to make it work. It’s the right thing to do.”

Chivalry is not dead!

3. “Harry could be forced to give up his title as prince.”

Listen, if Prince Albert can get away with it, why can’t Hazza?

These types of stories (see also: “Kate is pregnant with octuplets and is accepting free diapers from Costco”) are such fun to peruse in the checkout line at Ralph’s, but here’s a little tip from me to you: If you don’t see it mentioned via any of the royal palace social media accounts, or you can’t seem to find one credible source that’s chasing the story, consider it dumb.  Consider it false.  Consider yourself DUPED.

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Lamar Odom to Khloe Kardashian: Get Out of My Hospital Room!

The stories coming out about Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian just won’t stop.

The latest report circulating has to do with Odom wanting nothing to do with Kardashian, based on what he’s heard from the couple’s friends.  

According to this week’s Us Magazine cover, sources claim that Kardashian kept Odom’s kids from visiting their dad.  

This, however, conflicts with photos of Odom’s two children (with ex-girlfriend Liza Morales) coming out of the Nevada hospital were he was originally treated.

Then there are the reports of her using Lamar, who is now at Cedars Siani in Los Angeles, to “elevate her own fame.”  

The magazine reports that things went BOOM on October 23rd when, according to the source, “Lamar said he needed space and wanted to be alone.

“He told her to get out.”

Lamar was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel and rushed to the hospital on October 13th, where Kardashian and her family held a vigil until Odom finally woke up.  

Kardashian even spent Halloween with the NBA star, tweeting photos from his room.

Despite rumors of a reconciliation, Kardashian is still seeing Houston Rockets shooting guard James Harden; she has temporarily put her from Odom on hold until he’s made a full recovery.

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