Friday, November 6, 2015

Dog Prays, Reads and Tucks Tiny Owner In to Bed

There are few more precious pieces of footage on the Internet than videos that depict the relationship between a very small human being and his or her pet.


Consider this look at a dog barking and a baby laughing uproariously.


Or these photos of a dog and his small owner taking a nap together.


But, trust us, you"ve never seen anything like what we"ve discovered below.


It"s a video of a toddler named Alexander and his German Shepherd named Baron.


According to the video"s description, what we see here takes place every night… and what we see here is truly remarkable.


First, Baron helps Alexander clean up his toys.


Then, Alexander and Baron both say a few prayers.


Then, Baron gives Alexander some kisses and tucks him in to bed. He makes sure his best friend in the entire world is all snug and comfortable.


Then, Baron leaves the room, but not before turning off the lights so the little guy can sleep. Seriously! For real! We are not making this up.


Alexander’s mom, Linda Gonzalez, is the founder and owner of Hill County K-9, a pet training service in Oceanside, California.


This helps explain Baron"s incredible training to some extent, but some of it has to do with his sweet nature and overall feelings for Alexander. How can it not?!?


"He"s pretty smart,” Gonzalez told The Huffington Post in April of Baron.


That may very well be the Understatement of the Century.


You"ll feel the same after viewing this bedtime routine. It"s amazing.


Toddler and german shepherds bedtime routine will blow you away

Jennifer Lawrence Reveals MAJOR Side Boob at Mockingjay Part 2 Premiere

Movie fans around the country have been waiting for nearly a year for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 to hit theaters.


In reality, though, we should have been waiting for photos of the London premiere for for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 to hit the Web.



Because, holy Hell, does Jennifer Lawrence look hot in them!


The Oscar-winning actress walked the red carpet with a sleek new haircut and also with a very revealing dress, the sort of ensemble that Kim Kardashian would be hesitant to don in public.


Okay, that’s not true at all.


But Jennifer most definitely did not include a bra underneath this black number, giving onlookers a rather clear look at some rather serious side boob.


We already knew that Lawrence had a talent for stuffing marshmallows into her mouth, but we had no idea she had a talent for being so risque on the red carpet.


We love it!


The final installment of The Hunger Games franchise will hit theaters on November 20.


It will bring back Lawrence in the lead role of Katniss Everdeen, as well as co-stars Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Banks and Woody Harrelson.


We’ll miss The Hunger Games when it’s gone.


But at least Lawrence has a long film career in front of her, meaning she has many future red carpet on which to pose and show off a great deal of skin.


16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon


Life & Style has a story claiming that Prince Harry has knocked up some girl and fully intends to the do the right thing by making her Princess of Genovia The Remote Kingdom Of Premarital Sex Sins.


That story is a load of crap, but let"s focus on the main point here: Harry is a dream boat, and pretty much any photo of him will make the ovaries stand to attention and say, "I volunteer!"


Without further ado, the photos of Prince Henry of Wales that make us go a bit weak in the knees.




1. That Scruff


Prince harrys scruff

What are you seeing is the scruff of dreams. I’ll see myself out…



2. Camp Bastion, Afghanistan


Captain wales in afghanistan

If you are telling me that you are able to resist a prince in fatigues who is ready to fight the good fight, then this is where we part ways. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!



3. Donning An Apron


Prince harry wearing an apron

I don’t care if his creation is burnt to a crisp. I’ll eat whatever he makes.



4. New York Groove


Prince harry wearing sunglasses

That is straight-up sex-on-a-stick.



5. Cooing Over A Baby


Prince harry cooing over a baby

I KNOW.



6. He’s In a Swing


Prince harry being swung by children

Isn’t my future husband wonderful with youths?


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Groom Ditches Wedding for Paintball; Bride Goes to McDonald"s!

Forget leaving for the honeymoon.  This bride would rather have a burger.


A bride whose new husband decided to play paintball after their ceremony decided to do exactly what she felt like doing: eat at McDonald’s.



Antoinette Sullivan brought her wedding party to the fast food restaurant to enjoy a burger for the post-wedding celebration while her new husband played paintball.


Her husband, Miles, stayed long enough to get hitched.  But when he left to play paintball, Antoinette wasn’t sure what to do.


So she did what all brides do after they’ve been starving themselves to fit in their wedding dresses: she ate a quarter pounder, fries, and mozzarella sticks.


The 28-year-old bride said, “When Miles went off with his mates I thought to myself, well if he can have his fun then I can I have mine”


“We laughed about it but my friends said I should have gone mad but I don’t care, it was a great day and I’d been craving junk food after months of dieting.”


She continued, ”It was the best burger I’d ever eaten and the best way to mark the day. It was perfect and typical of me and Miles.”


Most brides would have lost their sh*t.  But she wanted her new husband to have fun:  “We’re best friends as well as husband and wife and we never stop each other doing what we want to do.”


“He wanted to go paintballing with his mates and I wanted a burger and chips and that’s what we did,” she added.


After they celebrated independently, the couple—who have four kids together—reunited for an evening celebration. Antoinette explained, “I met up with Miles in the evening and we had a great party with our friends.”


Miles claimed that he played paintball after the ceremony because he didn’t have a pre-wedding bachelor party.


”After the ceremony the boys told me they were kidnapping me to go paintballing. I asked Antoinette first of course but she was great about it. We’re like that as a couple. I love her to bits,” he gushed.


“I must have the best wife in the world to let me leave her in her dress and go off on my stag do.”


After the burgers and paintball, the couple left for a honeymoon in Tenby in Wales.  However, they left only one day later because they were bored. They spent the rest of their time at Alton Towers.