Furious Evangelical Coffee Drinker: Starbucks Hates Jesus!

In an old 30 Rock episode, Jack Donaghy and Avery Jessup send out Christmas Cards with the most straight-forward of greetings:

“Happy Holidays…is what terrorists say.  Merry Christmas, Avery and Jack.”

Former Arizona pastor and “public figure” Joshua Feuerstein is taking the same approach to Starbucks, which unveiled a new red cup design for the holidays.

With the green lady serving as his backdrop, Feuerstein recorded a video about the incident and posted it to his Facebook page.

“Do you realize that Starbucks wanted to remove Christ and Christmas off of their brand new cups?” Feuerstein asked viewers.  

“I decided, instead of simply boycotting, why don’t we just start a movement?

Starbucks Hates Jesus!!!

“I went in, and I asked for my coffee.  They asked for my name, and I told them, ‘My name…is Merry Christmas."”

Go on!

“So guess what, Starbucks? I tricked you into putting Merry Christmas on your cup.  And I’m challenging all great Americans and Christians around this great nation: Go into Starbucks and take your own coffee selfie.  

“And then I challenge you to not only share this video so that the word gets out, but let’s start a move and let’s call it – I don’t know – #MerryChristmasStarbucks.”

The thing is, I don’t believe Starbucks has ever put “Merry Christmas” on their cups.  

I’ve seen snowflakes and winter designs that border on a Christmas theme without actually stating it.  A Starbucks employee echoed my confusion on the video’s comment thread.

“I work at Starbucks and there hasn’t been anything innately Christmas on the cups in years,” barista Aaron Dean wrote, according to E! News. “Sure there have been snowflakes, scarves, and snowmen, but they haven’t said the word Christmas on them since I’ve worked here. We even have a Christmas blend coffee.”

By the way, is it me or does Feuerstein look a bit like Kevin James?

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Whitney Port Marries Tim Rosenmann!

The Hills are alive… with the sound of wedding bells!

In exciting news broken by E!, former MTV reality star Whitney Port exchanged vows over the weekend with long-time boyfriend Tim Rosenmann.

The ceremony took place on Saturday, almost exactly two years after the couple got engaged.

According to E! sources, Portman and Rosemann promised to love each other for all of eternity in front of friends and family members in Palm Springs, California, with Port donning a custom-fit wedding dress by Ashi Couture for the special occasion.

“They married at sunset and it was so romantic!” a source tells the outlet.

“They seemed so in love when they exchanged vows. Whitney is so happy.”

Awww! And that makes us so happy to hear!

Port met Rosenmann while filming The City in New York way back in the day. The latter served as an associate producer not that MTV spinoff from 2008-2010.

A year later, Port split from Ben Nemtin and a new romance was hatched.

“I definitely made the first move,” Port told The Daily Mail awhile back.

“I got his phone number and made up some excuse why I needed to reach him for something…I kind of felt he was never gonna try it with me. He’s not shy, but I know in his past with girls he had difficult making the first move.”

And look where it got her today! We send the newlywed are best wishes!

Justin Bieber Talks More About His Penis

Welcome to Justin Bieber Week, ladies and gentlemen!

With Bieber"s latest album set to go sale November 13, the singer will be appearing on Ellen every day this week in promotion, culminating in performance of his new single on Friday.

First, though, the artist sat across from the comedian and focused on something nearly as meaningful to him as his music: his penis.

Yes, the Justin Bieber naked photo from Bora Bora (snapped and shared by The New York Daily News a couple months ago) was once again a topic of discussion.

Bieber says he learned of the privacy violation via manager Scooter Braun, who relayed the following message to his friend and client:

"I hate to tell you this, but your penis is on the Internet."

How did Justin react to the news?

"The first thing I saw was the censored one which had the black thing over it, and I was like, "Oh my goodness, I don"t know what this is going to look like!"" he said.

"And then it wasn"t as bad as I thought it was going to be."

DeGeneres joked that she isn"t a "expert" in male genitalia, but she heard "it was good."

What about Selena Gomez, who Bieber has discussed openly in other recent interviews and about whom he has written a few songs?

Could they ever be a romantic item once again?

""Maybe," he replied, explaining in detail:

"We have a lot of history together so it could possibly happen. I think we"re both just on our own journeys, figuring ourselves out and once we"ve figured ourselves out we could maybe come together and make an awesome duo.

"Or she"ll find someone awesome and I"ll find someone awesome. I just want her to be happy, honestly."

Watch more from this fun Q&A now:

Pamela Anderson: Celebrates Hepatitis C Cure With Naked Pic!

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Pamela Anderson.  The last time we heard much about her was in September.  And of course, we reported that Pamela posed naked for Flaunt.  

Really, would there be anything else to report about her?

Probably not.  Because we are here to tell you again that Pamela Anderson is naked.  But this time there is a twist of (other) exciting news!

On Friday, November 6, the former Baywatch star revealed on Instagram that she has been cured of Hepatitis C. The 48-year-old posted a naked picture of herself with the caption, “I am CURED!!! I just found out #nomorehepc.”

Anderson is hopeful that others who are suffering from the disease will be able to receive treatment:

“I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment,” she added in the caption.  “It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still…#don’tlosehope #itworkedforme #thereisacure.”

The treatment she is referring to is a new practice that appears to have a high success rate. 

In September, Anderson told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, “I am taking medicine right now, they have come up with a cure. I should be cured — a 98 percent chance.”

The mother-of-two revealed in 2002 that she contracted the liver disease after sharing a tattoo needle with her former husband Tommy Lee.