UFC’s rising star Kamaru Usman is sick and tired of Colby Covington duckin’ him — so he’s callin’ a spade a spade. Or, in his words, a “p***y” a “p***y.” “Colby’s not f**kin’ with me,” Usman told TMZ Sports. “Classic case of…
Showing posts with label Cure. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Friday, September 29, 2017
Meghan Markle is NOT a Witch and Did Not Magically Cure Kate Middleton of Morning Sickness
We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but it sounds like Meghan Markle is not a witch.
Hmmm … this might require some context.
You see, it’s about a story relating to Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. …
Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third royal baby.
Everyone’s excited about it.
Admittedly, this kind of thing has diminishing returns in terms of public excitement, but still, everybody’s pumped.
Among other things, another royal child will be a welcome distraction to the Brits in the face of the looming chaos and despair that is Brexit.
Over a week before they announced Kate’s pregnancy, we told you that Kate Middleton was probably pregnant again.
We even listed the reasons why — one of which being that there were signs that she was “ill.”
Kate is known to suffer from particularly unpleasant morning sickness.
Specifically, she has hyperemesis gravidarum, which means that her morning sickness is so unpleasant that it has a name that sounds like a Harry Potter spell.
Which brings us to Meghan Markle and her alleged healing powers:
So, there was a story going around that said that Kate Middleton couldn’t eat because of her extreme morning sickness.
(Sorry, late ’90s television shows — not everything’s better when it’s “extreme”)
That sounds totally believable, right? Morning sickness, even the normal kind, can be hell on the body.
Star came forward with a story in which their source claims that Meghan Markle provided a solution to Kate Middleton’s problems.
“Meghan put her culinary expertise to royal use. She researched all-natural, ancient remedies for morning sickness, then made a mild broth using organic herbs.”
There’s … so much in that.
One, there’s the implication that MegMar was able to fix something that Kate’s doctors could not.
Two, the always dubious “all-natural ancient remedies.” We’re all for herbal remedies (sometimes) but just because people did something a long time ago doesn’t mean that it works.
Three, citing her “culinary expertise” is next-level amazing. Using food to heal an illness is something normally reserved for video games.
“[Markle] had it rushed to Kate’s bed chamber.”
The use of the word “chamber” is always more fun than “rooms.” Because, you know, they’re royalty.
“Grateful Prince William gushed it was the first thing his pale princess had been able to get down in days.”
Nice alliteration.
So, like we said, we are sad to say that Meghan Markle does not seem to be a witch.
We’re sure that this would be great relief to Prince Harry’s ancestor, King James I, who was absolutely terrified of witches to the point where he’d have probably fainted on the spot if someone had offered to read his palm.
But gosh, it sure is less interesting than Prince Harry’s girlfriend and very likely his future wife secretly being able to cure incurable ails through natural remedies and the culinary arts.
But Gossip Cop reports that the story is bogus.
They report that a reliable source close to Meghan Markle assured them that it’s a total fabrication.
So … that’s that.
The fact of the matter is that people are thirsty for stories showing what kind of relationship Meghan Markle has with Harry’s family.
Kate Middleton was an outsider in that she wasn’t royalty already. That was, at the time, a big deal.
Meghan Markle is a divorced actress and she’s American. We’ve come a long way from Princess Diana having had to “prove” her virginity.
But … some worry that Meghan is such an outsider that Harry’s family might just put on polite smiles in public but secretly be discouraging their union.
People want reassurance that she’ll get along well with the people who could very well become her in-laws.
That, we imagine, is why this story had such appeal.
And, again, there’s entertainment value in an actress having magical powers. Even if it’s not true.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Lady Gaga Unveils New Single "The Cure" at Coachella (VIDEO)
Lady Gaga performed her new single at Coachella … and it worked. Gaga headlined Saturday night at Coachella this weekend — replacing Beyonce — and the decision clearly sat well with the crowd, judging by the reaction to “The Cure.”…
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Dana White -- Fires Back at Floyd Mayweather ... "You"re the Cure for Insomnia"
Dana White ain’t taking too kindly to Floyd Mayweather’s shots at Conor McGregor — blasting the boxing legend as one of the most boring fighters ever … who needs to RESPECT the Irish stud. After teasing a possible superfight with Conor…
Dana White -- Fires Back at Floyd Mayweather ... "You"re the Cure for Insomnia"
Dana White ain’t taking too kindly to Floyd Mayweather’s shots at Conor McGregor — blasting the boxing legend as one of the most boring fighters ever … who needs to RESPECT the Irish stud. After teasing a possible superfight with Conor…
Sunday, April 3, 2016
Kris Jenner Tried to "Cure" Caitlyn Jenner of Being Transgender?!
In Kardashian Dynasty, a controversial new book about “America’s Royal Family,” author Ian Halperin accuses Kris Jenner of trying to “cure” Caitlyn Jenner (then Bruce) of her transgender identification while they were married.
“Kris believed the only way to ‘bring Bruce right’ was through the church,” Halperin wrote.
“She told him to ‘pray’ for guidance and he would be helped,” he continued.
“This sounds suspiciously like conversion therapy, the discredited method used by some religious believers to suppress homosexuality.”
Most folks understand this practice is bogus, as transgenderism is inherent rather than a disorder that can simply be reversed at will.
At the time, however, Kris reportedly believed it could work.
“She orchestrated a concerted campaign to keep Jenner as a man,” wrote Halperin. “Otherwise, they believe Jenner would have made the ‘transition’ long ago.”
The author also asserts that Kris feared Caitlyn’s transition would damage the family brand, and the she took steps to thwart her spouse from seeking out gender reassignment.
Before Caitlyn publicly transitioned in 2015, it was widely reported that Kris had struggled with the decision, which would understandably be difficult for any spouse.
But accusations of the momager going to such extreme lengths to prevent it may damage her reputation more than ever before.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Pamela Anderson: Celebrates Hepatitis C Cure With Naked Pic!
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Pamela Anderson. The last time we heard much about her was in September. And of course, we reported that Pamela posed naked for Flaunt.
Really, would there be anything else to report about her?
Probably not. Because we are here to tell you again that Pamela Anderson is naked. But this time there is a twist of (other) exciting news!
On Friday, November 6, the former Baywatch star revealed on Instagram that she has been cured of Hepatitis C. The 48-year-old posted a naked picture of herself with the caption, “I am CURED!!! I just found out #nomorehepc.”
Anderson is hopeful that others who are suffering from the disease will be able to receive treatment:
“I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment,” she added in the caption. “It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still…#don’tlosehope #itworkedforme #thereisacure.”
The treatment she is referring to is a new practice that appears to have a high success rate.
In September, Anderson told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, “I am taking medicine right now, they have come up with a cure. I should be cured — a 98 percent chance.”
The mother-of-two revealed in 2002 that she contracted the liver disease after sharing a tattoo needle with her former husband Tommy Lee.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Kaley Cuoco -- Best Cure For Divorce? A Horse, Of Course!!
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Cuoco posted the photo Saturday morning saying, “Welcome to the family, Zaza!” Kaley is no stranger to horses … she’s ridden them competitively in the past, so the new furry friend will come in handy.
A rep for the “Big Bang Theory” star confirmed to TMZ Friday Cuoco and Sweeting decided to end their marriage but it’s unclear if divorce docs have been filed.
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