Kris Jenner: Merry Kris-mas and Trappy New Year!

You might already be aware of Love magazine"s advent calendar videos, which seek to answer the question – what happens when you combine Christmas, awkward nudity and the sort of nightmares you"re likely to have after eating too much cheese before bed?

This year"s offerings have already given us Kendall Jenner as a half-naked shark and Pamela Anderson baking a cigarette cake in old-timey underwear.

But believe it or not, the folks at Love still haven"t managed to top last year"s tripped out insanity.

For Christmas of 2014, they gave us Kendall getting spanked by Santa Claus, and then they made things even weirder by throwing Kendall"s mom, Kris Jenner, into the mix.

Yes, apparently putting a lingerie-clad 18-year-old in Santa"s lap wasn"t weird enough, so they had Kendall dance with Kris in a 10-second clip that will forever change the way you look at candy canes.

Knowing there"s almost no way they could top that in terms of "ick" factor, this year"s curators went more simplistic and just had Kris writhe around in a pool while listening to Fetty Wap"s "Trap Queen."

What does the clip mean? Why did Kris agree to this? Does it have anything to with Christmas?

We"ll probably never know the answers to any of those questions, but for the sake of this video, let"s temporarily change the meaning of "trap queen" to "a female monarch who traps her children into serving as semi-nude publicity magnets."

Now it makes a bit more sense.

Scott Disick: Banned From Seeing Kim"s Baby Boy?!?!

While Kourtney Kardashian stood by Kim’s side during labor, Scott Disick was told to “stay away.”

So say alleged sources.

“Kourtney Kardashian was at the hospital with Kim throughout the labor and delivery of her new son but Scott Disick was nowhere to be seen,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry claims. 

“Apparently someone else was tending to their three children because the bougie reality star was hitting up the car lots with Tyga in Beverly HIlls after having a very bromantic lunch at Il Pastaio together.”

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian have both been spotted visiting Kim in hospital, after she gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday, December 5th.

That day, Disick and Tyga were photographed car-shopping together, just a few days after Disick filmed a scene with Caitlyn Jenner for I Am Cait.

 “It’s obvious that Scott wasn’t welcome in the hospital waiting room while Kim Kardashian had her baby,” CDL continued.  “It’s unclear if either Disick or Tyga ended up buying a car during their outing.

“With Tyga likely in the doghouse again, maybe the “Rack City” rapper is looking for another car to win back Kylie Jenner.

Actually, Disick was spotted going into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center today with Kourtney, so…maybe Kim had JUST GIVEN BIRTH and didn’t feel like having an audience with anyone.  

I’m no expert, but I’ve heard that childbirth can by downright exhausting.

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You"ve Never Seen Santa Claus Do THIS Before

According to some critics out there, Starbucks does not grasp the true meaning of Christmas.

But the Santa Claus featured in the following video most assuredly does.

He’s hanging out at Cleveland Centre, a shopping mall in Middlesbrough, England and he’s doing what most men dressed as Saint Nick of this time of year:

Spending time with little kids and listening to their list of Christmas present demands/wishes.

Except this Saint Nick is not like most of the others out there: he knows how to use sign language… and that"s about to come in handy.

As you can see below, the mother apologizes at the outset of her daughter"s lap visit because her child "can"t talk very well," but Santa Claus isn"t dismayed by this unfortunate fact.

"Can she sign at all?" he asks in response.

Yes, the mother replies, she"s just learning how to do so.

What follows is a heartwarming exchange with a nary a word uttered. It"s all sign language all the time and it makes us smile every time we check it out.

We can"t get enough of this interaction.

(NOTE: This is not the real Santa Claus, people. We all know that the real Santa Claus sends out representatives to various malls around the country and they then report back with what millions of children want under their tree.)

Check out the moving footage now, courtesy of our friends at My Fanatic:

Taylor Swift Adds Kangaroo, Blake Lively to Her Squad

As previously reported, Taylor Swift is not hating on Adele.

She’s simply on vacation in Australia, hence why the singer has been quieter than usual on social media of late.

But Swift simply had to jump on social media twice over the weekend after meeting a couple of potential new Squad members, the first being a native to the Land Down Under.

That’s right: Taylor Swift spent some time with a kangaroo!

“Me: Please love me. Kangaroo: No.” Swift joked as a caption to one photo, which features the artist trying to feed one of the animals.

For the one above, she wrote:

“I didn’t know ‘kangaroo selfies’ were a thing. But they are and this is one.”

That does pretty much sum it up, huh?

When not chilling with one of the cooler creatures in the world, Swift was hanging out with one of the better looking people in the world.

That’s right? Taylor Swift spent some time with Blake Lively!

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Via the following photo, Grammy winner revealed to Instagram followers that she and Lively met up at the Warner Bros. Movie World theme park.

“Yesterday was such an amazing day off – roller coasters, kangaroos and LOLs with @blakelively,” Swift wrote as a caption.

Fans then say they spotted Lively (wearing a white baseball cap) at Swift’s concert later that evening.

The actress made her positive feelings for Swift very well known a few months ago, after folks thought Blake was hating due to some mockery of the Bad Blood music video.

“Umm whoever thought I was throwin shade clearly doesn’t know I have a ‘Taylor Swift Please Be My Wife Voo Doo Doll’ #obsessed,” wrote Lively, adding:

“Love my Canadian family almost as much as I love Taylor Lively. I mean Swift. Ok, FIIINE we can hyphenate our last names. Xo Blake Swift-Lively 4eva.”

Some Taylor Swift-Blake Lively girl-on-girl action? That would make the wildest dreams of this fan come true!

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