You might already be aware of Love magazine"s advent calendar videos, which seek to answer the question – what happens when you combine Christmas, awkward nudity and the sort of nightmares you"re likely to have after eating too much cheese before bed?
This year"s offerings have already given us Kendall Jenner as a half-naked shark and Pamela Anderson baking a cigarette cake in old-timey underwear.
But believe it or not, the folks at Love still haven"t managed to top last year"s tripped out insanity.
For Christmas of 2014, they gave us Kendall getting spanked by Santa Claus, and then they made things even weirder by throwing Kendall"s mom, Kris Jenner, into the mix.
Yes, apparently putting a lingerie-clad 18-year-old in Santa"s lap wasn"t weird enough, so they had Kendall dance with Kris in a 10-second clip that will forever change the way you look at candy canes.
Knowing there"s almost no way they could top that in terms of "ick" factor, this year"s curators went more simplistic and just had Kris writhe around in a pool while listening to Fetty Wap"s "Trap Queen."
What does the clip mean? Why did Kris agree to this? Does it have anything to with Christmas?
We"ll probably never know the answers to any of those questions, but for the sake of this video, let"s temporarily change the meaning of "trap queen" to "a female monarch who traps her children into serving as semi-nude publicity magnets."
Now it makes a bit more sense.
