Scott Disick Hangs Out With Chris Brown, World Braces For Apocalypse

If you were asked to name the two biggest douche-nozzles of 2015, the names Chris Brown and Scott Disick might immediately spring to mind. 

These two have always been douchey, but this year, they reminded of just what kind of D-baggery they’re capable of.

Disick was caught cheating on the mother of his three children and then had the balls to try to weasel his way back into her life.

Brown was involved in more violence than the LAPD, and it wasn’t even his most violent year!

Obviously, these two are a couple of grade-A f–kboys on their own, so we can’t imagine what they’re capable of when they combine their powers to form Captain Douchehole.

Sadly, we may soon find out.

TMZ is reporting that Breezy hosted a listening party for his new album last night, and not only was the Lord in attendance, he was spotted chatting Chris up at length.

It’s possible that Scott was there as a guest of fellow Kardashian ex French Montana, but in any event, it’s pretty surprising that he was in attendance.

Not only is he the least gangsta human being on the planet, Disick just got out of rehab, so we kind of assumed he would keep away from the party scene for a little while.

Of course, finding out your baby mama is hooking up with Justin Bieber would drive anyone to drink.

David Foster: STILL Paying Yolanda Foster"s Medical Bills?!

It’s been over two weeks since we first learned that Yolanda and David Foster are getting divorced, and sources say that even though Yolanda is the one who decided to call it quits, she’s still milking David for everything he’s worth.

According to TMZ, the couple signed a prenup when they married in 2011, but David is giving Yolanda much more cash than he’s required to.

In fact, the website claims that David is still paying for Yolanda’s medical bills, which is odd for a few reasons:

For one thing, Yolanda’s bills are astronomical, as she frequently travels internationally to receive expensive stem cell treatments that aren’t legal in the US.

But what makes the situation even more surprising is the fact that friends say David doesn’t even believe Yolanda has Lyme disease!

“David is telling friends he believes she was cured of it long ago, but she’s been playing up ongoing symptoms because she enjoys the attention,” one insider recently told Radar Online.

Sources say Yolanda decided to end the marriage over a year ago, but David has continued to provide emotional and financial support.

When David sold his $ 27 million Malibu home, he reportedly gave Yolanda “a big chunk” of the money, and she recently purchased a $ 5 million home in the upscale Wilshire Corridor section of Los Angeles.

Yolanda may or may not be sick, but from the sound of things, her bank account has never been healthier.

Breaking Bad Fan Dresses as Heisenberg to Rob Starbucks

He is The One Who Knocks, people!

Look, we never condone violence or criminal acts here at The Hollywood Gossip.

It"s just not our policy. We are all for the country"s legal system.

But when some guy dressed up like the character Bryan Cranston made famous on what many believe is the greatest TV show in history… well… we need to write about it.

As you can see below, Texas police recently released surveillance footage from a Starbucks, which depicts a criminal dressed exactly like Walter White’s meth-dealing alter ego on Breaking Bad, Heisenberg.

The individual in question is pointing a gun at an employee while wearing a sweater vest, slacks, dress shoes and a pork pie hat.

It"s pretty much the identical outfit you see Cranston dressed in any time you watch Breaking Bad online.

The robbery took place in Garland, Texas and anyone with information is encouraged to call 972-272-TIPS (8477) or contact police online at GarlandCrimeStoppers.org.

We hope they catch this man.

He threatened the life of another human being and, again, to be clear: we do NOT condone this act. We do not think it"s cool.

The robber deserves to go to jail, but perhaps with the acknowledgment that at least he has good taste in television shows.

Check out the Breaking Bad fan in illegal action now:

Kris Jenner Wins Christmas, Puts Your Tree To Shame

Well played, Kris.

While enjoying time off with her newborn son, Kim Kardashian shared a photo of mom Kris Jenner’s Calabasas home.

Let’s just say it.  Kris Jenner has won the blue ribbon of Christmas decorations.

“Candy Cane Lane Kris Jenner Style,” Kim wrote on Instagram.

On Tuesday night, Kim hosted a holiday livestream on her app from Kris’ house, according to People.

“North is in heaven,” West said.

“She walks by and screams at all the candy canes.”

Kim and North filmed a baking segment in Kris’ kitchen; Kim joked that North turned into a “little monster” after licking the spoon.

“We have to surprise Daddy with these cupcakes,” Kardashian told her daughter, hopefully keeping in mind that Kanye West told everyone to leave him alone until both is record and his new Yeezy collection are complete.

Kim also revealed that North loves playing pretend, and sometimes asks that everyone call her “Kim, Auntie Kourty Kim and Northie.”

Speaking of Holiday cheer…

After revealing that she’s lost 17 pounds since giving birth on December 1st, Kim shared two throwback photos from her December 2007 Playboy shoot.

“At this time back in December 2007 I shot my playboy cover with Hype Williams,” Kim wrote.

#Blessed

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