If you were asked to name the two biggest douche-nozzles of 2015, the names Chris Brown and Scott Disick might immediately spring to mind.
These two have always been douchey, but this year, they reminded of just what kind of D-baggery they’re capable of.
Disick was caught cheating on the mother of his three children and then had the balls to try to weasel his way back into her life.
Brown was involved in more violence than the LAPD, and it wasn’t even his most violent year!
Obviously, these two are a couple of grade-A f–kboys on their own, so we can’t imagine what they’re capable of when they combine their powers to form Captain Douchehole.
Sadly, we may soon find out.
TMZ is reporting that Breezy hosted a listening party for his new album last night, and not only was the Lord in attendance, he was spotted chatting Chris up at length.
It’s possible that Scott was there as a guest of fellow Kardashian ex French Montana, but in any event, it’s pretty surprising that he was in attendance.
Not only is he the least gangsta human being on the planet, Disick just got out of rehab, so we kind of assumed he would keep away from the party scene for a little while.
Of course, finding out your baby mama is hooking up with Justin Bieber would drive anyone to drink.