Friday, December 18, 2015

Kylie Jenner: Tyga Sucks in Bed! More Like a "Tired Koala" Amiright!?

Kylie Jenner has a major problem with Tyga, but amazingly, this report says that cruel texts are hollering at underage girls are not it.


Dude is flat-out terrible in the sack!



For a rapper who likens himself to a tiger and brags about “Stimulating” his young lover, he’s doing a pretty underwhelming job of it.


Tyga’s sexual prowess is so unimpressive, Kylie has been venting to her sisters about the disappointment she feels, says an insider.


Hey, what are siblings for?


Yes, Kylie may be just 18 but she knows what she wants, and that would be for her man to go hard and roar, if you will, in the bedroom.


When he’s on stage in concert, his energy is off the charts, but at home “he’s more of a tired koala in bed than he is a young Tyga.”


The source says this even led to the couple’s recent split, which is among the funnier theories we’ve read on that particular topic:


“Kylie would never have kicked Tyga out and asked for space if the sex were bomb and he was laying it down properly in bed.”


Definitely not acceptable, T-Raww. Go ahead and send cruel texts about her lip kit, but you gotta knock it out where it counts.


“Had he done that job right, he’d still be under her roof,” the source goes on, but cautions that this is not the end of the duo’s romance.


They are still together, for now, but “Kylie’s cut the umbilical that connected she and Tyga at the hip and is loving her freedom.”


“She’s not stressing over Tyga much these days. She’s got a lot of people telling her she’s the prize and can do so much better.”


In recent weeks, “she’s starting to listen and really is believing the hype … Kylie’s throwing up deuces and living her life.”


NOTE: We have no idea what that means, and the source (thankfully, or sadly) did not explain exactly how Tyga falls short in bed.


Keep your eye on this story, though, because the list of things Kylie could possibly be with this guy is growing shorter by the day.


Oh, No! What Has Become of Kevin McCallister?!?

Poor Kevin McCallister.


The precious little boy with whom fans fell in love in Home Alone (and Home Alone 2, we guess) is back in a new online web series called ":DRYVR."


He"s once again portrayed by Macaulay Culkin, whose answer to the question of Where are Members of The Home Alone Cast Now? is both hilarious and unexpected.


In the first episode of the aforementioned series, we learn that McCallister is now the deranged driver of an on-demand car service… and he still hasn’t gotten over the trauma of being left behind by his family during Christmas many years ago.


"How about this, it’s Christmas time. It’s f—king Christmas and your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their 8-ear-old f—king sonm," Kevin goes off to a passenger he has picked up.


"All by yourself, for a week.


"I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid, I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around!"


Culkin"s character is clearly (and hilariously) suffering from some from of PTSD here, as he takes it to the extreme when someone tries to carjack him.


"They remembered my bastard of a brother, but forget me, the cutest f—king 8-year-old in the universe," he adds, referencing that stupid face Buzz.


HA! We love it!


See Culkin become our new hero below:


Macaulay culkin reprises home alone character in epic new parody

LOOK! Justin Bieber Has a Gold Tooth!

Justin Bieber is very tired, people.


Because he"s been having so much sex in bed with Kourtney Kardashian instead of actually sleeping in said bed?


Maybe. Possibly. According to recent rumors that state Bieber and Kardashian are hooking up, yes.


But Bieber took to Snapchat on Wednesday not to talk about his alleged romantic life, but instead to show off a new look and brag about… well… something.

He wouldn"t come directly out and say.


"I haven"t slept in 24 hours. We"ve been working hard," Bieber says in the video. "I"ve got some big special news coming. I can"t tell you right now, but I can show you my gold tooth."


And that"s what Justin then went ahead and did. He showed off his new gold tooth.


The tooth may be temporary, but it still sounds out something fierce.


In the following footage, meanwhile, it appears as if Bieber is inside a recording studio, doesn’t it?


Perhaps a new music video is on the way?


Perhaps he"s filming a sex tape with Kourtney?


We"ll have to wait and see and wonder, Beliebers, while coming up with various theories as to what Bieber has been doing at night.


You know, aside from Kourtney Kardashian that is. (Fist pump!)


Justin bieber working hard showing off gold tooth

Kourtney Kardashian: Jealous of Khloe! My "Revenge Body" Should Have Its Own Show!

Khloe Kardashian announced that – in addition to Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kocktails with Khloe – she’s getting a new show.


E! is actually producing Revenge Body With Khloe Kardashian, and while she is killing it in that arena, not everyone is happy with this …



On Revenge Body, Khloe will be working with “heartbroken individuals” to change their lives, starting with their bodies, as she has done. 


The idea is that, in the end, the folks that Khloe whips into shape will have the ultimate revenge on their exes by looking a-maz-ing. 


Older sister Kourtney Kardashian can relate – and was reportedly considered for the gig, which she wanted, only to lose out to her sibling.


If that’s true, talk about an embarrassment of riches for the network.


“Khloe and Kourtney were up against each other,” the insider said.


“Kourtney felt that she should get the show because she has so much more of a reason to showcase her revenge body than Khloe did.”


She began her body transformation (and flaunting it, see below) after baby daddy Scott Disick cheated on her and she dumped him.


That’s as “revenge body” as it gets, and it’s ongoing. Khloe?


Khloe began working out like a madman following her separation from Lamar Odom, which took place more than two years ago now.


She has since dated French Montana and NBA star James Harden, who Khloe is still with despite calling off her divorce from Lamar.


Khloe looks awesome, but who is the target of said revenge?


Not to mention, the source continues, “Kourtney was legitimately upset about this because Khloe has two shows while she has none.”


“But in the end, the network went with Khloe because she has the personality for it and also the free time,” the insider explained.


“Kourtney has three kids at home and, even if she wanted to, she could not possibly fit something else into her busy schedule.”


Ah kids. So cute, but such an anchor. Fortunately, that hasn’t seemed to stop her from hooking up with Justin Bieber, so there’s that.