Friday, January 8, 2016

Salma Hayek Posts Throwback Bikini Photo: I"m MUCH Happier Now!

Salma Hayek will turn 50 this year, and there’s pretty much no debating that she remains stunningly flawless.


Of course, in one of those “celebrities – they’re just like us!” moments, Hayek revealed today that like anyone else on the “wrong” side of 29, she occasionally reflects on the ways in which her body has changed over the years.



Salma posted the above photo to Instagram today along with a moving caption about the joys of aging and motherhood:


“This was my waist before pregnancy,” Hayek wrote. “Now it’s not the same but my life is so much better.”


We would argue that in the eight years since she gave birth to daughter Valentina, Salma has rocked one of the most bangin’ post-baby bodies in existence, but hey, she’s the expert.


Although we’d like to take this opportunity to encourage her to post a present-day bikini selfie. Not so that we can compare the two, just because a Salma Hayek bikini photo is always a thing of beauty.


Hayek has gushed about pregnancy and motherhood in the past, often describing her relationship with her daughter as the richest and most fulfilling part of her life.


Salma has a knack for articulating obvious truths (We’ll forever love her for having the guts to be one of the few celebs to state flat-out that being rich is awesome.), and while we’re not surprised that she prefers being a mom to having a perfect waist, it’s still nice to hear her say it.


Khloe Kardashian Konfirms Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles are Dating

It has been confirmed.


Sorry, let us try that again…



It has been KONFIRMED:


Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner are totally dating!


Talk of these two stars coupling up again (they briefly dated at the end of 2013) started to circulate late last month after Jenner and Styles were spotted on vacation together.


The romantic chatter then intensified (big time!) after cameras captured Kendall cozying way up to Harry, as you can see below:



But while one anonymous source did not drop the D-Word when discussing the model and the artist, Khloe Kardashian had no problem going there in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight.


“They were hanging out together. Do I think they’re dating? Yes,” Khloe said simply when asked about her sister’s trip to St. Bart’s with Styles.


“I don’t know if they’re like boyfriend-girlfriend. Nowadays, I don’t know, people are weird with stuff. So I don’t know their ‘title.’


“But, I mean, they were in St. Barts together hanging out, so to me that’s dating. I would call that dating.”


Thank you, Khloe. So would we.


No one is saying that Styles is going to put a ring on Kendall’s finger any time soon.


But he’s clearly put his naked body on top of her naked body and that has to count for something these days.


Khloe, who is very familiar with hard-to-describe relationships (see Odom, Lamar; Montana, French; Harden, James) added that she isn’t sure how serious Kendall and Styles are at the moment.


“I don’t know if they’ve had that talk yet. Do people still have the talk? You need the talk … I don’t believe in assuming what you are. That’s ridiculous.”


We wish Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles luck in figuring all of this out.


As Styles ponders what he wants with Jenner, however, we feel obligated to share the following photo gallery as a warning. Good luck, man!


Bella Thorne Posts Photos of Her Butt, Internet Rejoices

It’s possible that you don’t follow Bella Thorne on Instagram, which means you’re using the Internet all wrong, but fear not – we’re here to help.



We here at THG keep a vigilant watch on Bella’s IG page for purely professional reasons so that we can keep you updated on important developments, like new photos of her butt.


Obviously, workout selfies are Bella’s new thing, and she’s been posting a lot of them lately, but as you can see, she still dresses her butt up and takes it out on the town sometimes, too.


According to the caption, the image on the left shows Bella getting ready for her friend’s dinner party, which is funny for a few reasons:


  1. The girl clearly subsists on a diet of mineral water and looking at pictures of food in magazines, so the idea of her attending a dinner party boggles the mind.

  2. Unless this shindig is at Hef’s house, the other guests will probably have some questions about the semi-nude teenager at the table. For example: “Why is that teenager semi-nude?” and so forth…

We kid Bella, of course. The girl already has a billionaire bully out there talking trash about her, and the last thing we want to do is make matters worse.


Obviously, she looks amazing in both photos, even the one where you can’t see her face. 


How’s that for a compliment? And people say chivalry is dead!


ABC Teases TGIT Return with Epic Promo

We"re really not sure how we"ve gotten through the last few weeks.


The powerhouse Thursday night television lineup on ABC has been on hiatus since November and it has left a sad, Shonda Rhimes-sized hole in our heart on a weekly basis.


We still need to wait until February 11 for the return of Meredith Grey, Annalise Keating, Olivia Pope and company…


… but at least the network has offered up some juicy upcoming footage to help tide us over until then.


While we watch Grey"s Anatomy online and watch Scandal online to kill these dark days, we also continue to watch the following footage and we wonder:


Does the Grey"s Anatomy sneak peek imply that Meredith is about to get shot?


Why is Mellie waiting in Olivia"s office? Is she about to be a client?


Why is Annalise holding a baby? And freaking the eff out? Is she about to be… we have no idea, actually.


We"re open to theories.


As we said, Grey"s Anatomy, Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder do not return until Thursday, February 11 at 8/7; 9/8c; and 10/9c, respectively.


What the heck will take place when this smash hit drama do return to our lives?


This is Shonda Rhimes, people. How on Earth should we know?!? 


We just assume it will be unexpected. And epic.


Abc teases tgit return with epic promo