Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen Trashed My House & Smeared Dog Crap on the Rugs!

Another day, another tale of gentlemanly behavior from everyone’s favorite tiger-blooded warlock from Mars.

Last week, we learned that Sheen had ex-wife Denise Richards and his two kids kicked out of the home that he’d promised she could live in rent free for life.

Of course, this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about, so he also threatened to cut off Richards’ head and send it to her father.

Now, Radar Online is reporting that Sheen’s goons paid Denise a visit while she was still moving out of the home Chuckles had bought her.

As you might expect, they didn’t come bearing housewarming presents for her new crib:

“Before I had completely vacated the Clerendon residence, Sheen’s representatives caused the locks to be broken and changed on two occasions, and removed my jewelry and several of the children’s clothes,” Richards claims in court documents obtained by Radar.

Apparently, before moving out, Richards installed wall-to-wall carpeting to make the place more attractive to perspective buyers. According to a source close to Denise, that plan backfired in a big way:

“Denise had carpet installed in several of the bedrooms that had hardwood flooring. She wanted the house to look perfect for prospective buyers,” the insider claims.

“But just weeks after the carpet was installed, someone tracked mud and dog feces all over it. This was in all of the bedrooms with the new carpet. It was obviously done with malice because no other rooms in the house suffered any damage.

“The carpet had to be taken out after it had just been installed. What a total waste of money. Whoever did it was just childish.”

Thus far, no one has explicitly blamed Sheen for the dog-doo escapade, but we’re guessing the perpetrator starred in both Major League and Major League II.

That’s right – we’re looking at you, Tom Berenger!

Teen Mom Fans Call Kailyn Lowry"s Marriage a "Sham"

Twitter can be an awful place, especially if users think you’ve done something wrong.

Kailyn Lowry is feeling the heat from those who follow her marriage to Javi Marroquin, and they’re accusing her of not being a good mother or wife.

Some claim that Lowry has been traveling so much that she wasn’t with her son, Isaac, on his birthday.

“She missed isacs birthday right? And javi deploying. She’s something else,” one wrote, according Starplus.

“marriage is a sham,” declared another. 

“she never wears her wedding ring,” someone else wrote.  “She never posts sweet things on social media either.”

Lowry responded to the comments, laughing them off as ridiculous speculation.

“Are y’all on drugs?” she wrote.  “I had a party for my son and a going away din for Javi lol!” 

In the past, Lowry has admitted that she and Marroquin, who married in November 2013, have gone through their share of struggles.

“Javi and I don’t fight like we used to,” Lowry told Radar Online back in November.

“And I think we kind of understand each other a lot better right now… We don’t have a whole lot of drama right now and we are just trying to make things work and figure things out.”

“I think [it was] Javi recognizing his place in what all of our problems and me recognizing my own, just kind of taking responsibility for our own actions and stuff like that,” Lowry continued.

“Just also having an understanding that we [respect] each other’s personal space too kind of helped us.”

Lowry is currently recovering from plastic surgery in Miami; the mom-of-town had liposuction, a butt lift and a tummy tuck.

Kailyn Lowry UNLOADS on Javi Marroquin in Teen Mom 2 Sneak Peek

Kylie Jenner: PISSED About Rob Kardashian-Blac Chyna Relationship!

Yesterday, the world learned that Rob Kardashian is hooking up with Blac Chyna.

It was a shocking revelation for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that Blac is still feuding with Kylie Jenner, aka Rob’s little sister.

Kylie Jenner has yet to officially speak on the matter, although she did compare Rob to the Devil in a recent social media post.

Now, a source close to Kylie is revealing the 18-year-old’s true feelings on the topic of her 

“Kylie is livid,” a source tells People magazine.

“She feels super betrayed and can’t understand why someone in her own family would stab her in the back like that.” 

More than anyone else in her family, Kylie has reason to be pissed.

Rob is obviously well aware that Blac is the closest thing Kylie has to a sworn enemy, yet he went and hooked up with her anyway.

Worse, judging by the intimate pic of Rob (captioned, “The beginning”) that Blac posted to her Instagram page, it seems the two are not just gettin’ it in, but are actually dating.

Sources say Rob’s friends believe Blac is taking advantage of him and using to back at Kylie.

We’re sure Rob is happy to be “used” in this fashion, but his sisters are right to be upset by his lack of loyalty. 

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Brief History of Shade!

Cersei Reads Actual Insults from The Bachelor

Queen Cersei has a question for Ben Higgins:

Let"s be honest, man. Who wants to f-ck a virgin?!?

Lena Headey appeared on Monday night as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, admitting that she has never tuned in to watch The Bachelor online or on television.

But that didn"t mean she couldn"t get into her beloved Game of Thrones character in order to read actual lines from Season 20 of the ABC reality sensation.

Along with the above insult, Headey (goblet of wine in hand, of course) did her best impression of Ben"s various suitors from the past several weeks, reading lines about bad breath and boob jokes and, of course, "bitches."

Thanks to some leaked The Bachelor spoilers, we have a pretty strong idea of who will win Ben"s heart this season… and even of who will be named The Bachelorette for this summer"s edition of the program.

But can we stop for a moment and nominate Headey? As Queen Cersei, of course?

She"s single. She"s hilarious. She"s mean. She"s catty. She"s always drunk.

She"s perfect for the gig!

Check out Headey"s hysterical Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance and impressions below and just try to disagree:

Lena Headey for The Bachelorette!!!!