This PETA Commercial Takes Aim at Ineffective Man Meat

Remember the innocent old days when PETA would simply ask celebrities to strip down in the name of animal preservation?

That advertisement strategy apparently was not controversial enough for the organization.

It has now raised the racy bar a level that might even make Kim Kardashian uncomfortable, releasing a commercial that PETA supposedly tried to get included in this year"s Super Bowl lineup for the February 7 telecast.

But we somehow doubt it expected it to actually get past CBS censors.

The NSFW (like, really NSFW) footage features two couples having sex.

In the spot, we see two acts of coitus in side-by-side windows, though we don"t get a chance to see much of the first act because it ends very quickly… if you know what we mean.

The second act, however, goes on and on and on and on, the passion and ecstasy growing stronger by the second.

It turns out that the people featured in the first video eat meat. But the couple in the second video are vegans – the man especially it is implied – and that is why their love making lasts so much longer.

"Vegans last longer. See the side by side proof here," the caption of the video reads, before explaining in even more detail:

"Sleeping with someone who eats meat? There may be more than one disappointment in store.

"Eating the saturated fat and cholesterol in meat can increase the risk of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol, and these can be dangerous to your love life. Why?

"Because they"re all common causes of erectile dysfunction. Plant-based foods keep blood flowing to all the body"s organs. The key to a hot love life and to lasting longer in the bedroom is to start with delicious vegan meals in the kitchen."

Got that, fellas?

In order to slip your woman your man meat for as long as possible, you must refrain from eating all other kinds of meat. It"s confusing, we know…

Nick Jonas: I"ve Done a Lot of Drugs & Had a LOT of Sex!

Have you heard? Nick Jonas is all grown up.

We’re telling you this as a favor to Nick, because the dude has basically devoted the last three years of his life to letting the world know that his Disney boy band days are behind him.

If Nick hooking up with Kate Hudson didn’t convince he’s an adult who totally does sex on the reg, some comments he made in a recent interview should do the job.

Apparently, NiJo plays an aggressive frat douche in an indie film currently in competition at Sundance. 

It’s the role he’s been studying for his whole life, bro! And he’s totally, unintentionally hilarious when he talkls about it:

“I think that growth is super important in any creative platform and in life in general, and in the TV show I’m doing a lot of drugs and I’m having a lot of sex, so it wasn’t foreign to me,” Nick told a reporter, presumably with a straight face.

“And I’ve had sex and drank a lot [in real life], so there are parts of this film that are perfectly real in some sense.

“It’s the responsibility of any artist to say, ‘This is what I’m connected to, this is what inspires me, and hopefully you can ask the same questions I’ve asked of myself.’”

So there you have it. Nick doesn’t just have Kate Hudson posting photos of her ass for him, he also drinks the alcohol and stays up til midnight. 

We bet if you have a problem with that, he’s got some sassy response all ready to go.

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Fuller House Teaser: Go Behind the Scenes!

As previously detailed, the cast of Full House has come a long way.

You can click on the link above to see what we mean, but you can also take a look at the video below.

Netflix has released a new trailer for Fuller House, though this one is unlike past Fuller House previews.

Instead of showing fans upcoming footage from the wildly anticipated Full House spinoff, it takes us behind the scenes with various cast members with whom we"ve literally grown up.

"Fuller House carries the same emotional, loving, family tone through the show that the original did," Candace Cameron Bure (DJ Tanner-Fuller) says in the featurette. "It"s crazy to be back here again!"

The Netflix series will drop on February 26 and will center on a newly-widowed DJ Tanner.

She"s the single mother of three boys and she relies on the help of her sister, Stephanie and her fellow single mom/best friend, Kimmy Gibbler, for parental guidance and support.

All three women live in the Tanners" childhood home in San Francisco.

"We are a family and have been since we started doing the show 28 years ago," says Jodie Sweetin. "[The plot] is sort of the reverse: It"s now three women raising these three boys."

Look for appearances by familiar/beloved faces such as John Stamos and Bob Saget and, yes, prepare to have mercy.

Go behind the scenes with the cast of Fuller House now:

Ben Higgins on Kissing Many Women: EWWWW!

Don"t be jealous of Ben Higgins, men around the world.

Yes, he stars on The Bachelor. So, yes, this means he often gets to swap spit with many beautiful women, often on the same night.

But while this may look like fun when you watch The Bachelor online and see said spit get swapped, Higgins tells Ellen DeGeneres in the video below that the experience doesn"t match the fantasy.

"Honestly, it"s kind of an interesting part of doing the experience is you are kissing multiple people in one night. And I"ll never say I haven"t done that. It"s documented now," he explains.

"But it does kind of mess with your mind a little bit sometimes because you are with somebody and you enjoy that moment, and then you get up and walk to the next, and it makes you feel really weird."

Higgins added: "It"s not something I want to get used to."

Of course, as The Bachelor spoilers have revealed, it"s not something he"ll have to get used to.

Ben DOES end up proposing before the final credits roll this spring.

But that"s for another time.

For now, you can hear Ben talk about kissing these women and also hear what word he uses to describe Olivia, Becca, Caila and others in the video featured here.

Sit back and enjoy!