College Bruh Attempts to Snap Perfect Selfie at Basketball Game

What is it about college students at sporting events?

Are they physically incapable of just sitting back and actually enjoying the game?

 

Davidson selfie bruh is amazing. #LetsGoVCU #RamNation pic.twitter.com/uqoUJ6IUEZ

— John Tatum (@johntatum) January 31, 2016

We pose these questions in light of a few sorority members from Arizona State University getting rightfully roasted in October for turning a baseball stadium into their personal selfie studio.

And now we ask them again because some dude was just caught at the VCU-Davidson basketball game, clad in an open Hawaiian shirt and VERY focused on one thing and one thing only:

The perfect selfie.

Watch above as he slicks his hair back and tries to give the camera the perfect Kim Kardashian stare; serious, seductive, brooding and mysterious, all at the same time.

“Davidson selfie bruh is amazing,” captured the intrepid viewer who caught this nameless attendee on his screen and, of course, turned him into a viral sensation.

Look at that lean back!

Admire that eye brow raise!

Bask in that exposed skin!

We feel as if Kylie Jenner and most of the selfie-obessed celebrities featured below would admire the guy’s effort.

Never change, selfie bruh. Never, ever change.

Kylie Jenner: I WILL Marry Tyga!

These days, it’s incredibly hard to tell what’s going on with Kylie Jenner and Tyga (or “Kyga,” as the kids call them).

Last week, it looked as though Kylie and Tyga were 100% dunz-o. Tyga even bought a new home more than an hour’s drive away from Kylie’s Calabasas crib.

Just a day later, however, Kylie and Tyga were spotted clubbing together in West Hollywood.

Then yesterday, it was reported that Kyga is back and better than ever, having been brought together by the fallout from Rob Kardashian’s relationship with Blac Chyna.

Like we said, it’s all very confusing – but Kylie may have cleared things up with one word last night.

While walking to her car after an event, Kylizzle was approached by a TMZ paparazzo who asked her point blank if she plans to marry Tyga. 

Kylie’s response? A simple “yes.”

It doesn’t get any more clear than that, folks.

It seems the wealthy, wildly popular 18-year-old is still planning to throw her life away make it legal with the 26-year-old D-list rapper who broke his engagement with his baby mama in order to have illegal sex with a high school student.

Good news for Tyga – not so great news for Kylie’s bank account, future, family, etc.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

KUWTK Preview: Kylie Jenner Cries Over Tyga Because She"s a Teen

Remember when you were 18 and fighting with your boyfriend marked the end of the world?

Yeah, unfortunately viewers will have to sit through one of Kylie Jenner"s tearful explanations (or lack thereof) of why she and her 26-year-old boyfriend, Tyga are at odds.

"Did you guys get in a fight?" Kourtney asked, likely bored because she"s not 18.

I just, like, don’t know what to do about T,” a choked-up Kylie said as she walked away.

Never mind that the relationship is a weird one (Tyga started dating Jenner when she was underage), but I"m not interested in tuning into the ups and downs of a teenage romance

Give us more of Kris Jenner"s 60th birthday party.  Let us see her passed out in the back of a Rolls Royce after what looked like a rousing good time.

Please stop showing footage of Kylie crying over some dumb fight she had with her boyfriend.  I"m sure she"s a nice girl, but as far as a personality goes, she"s as captivating as drying paint.

What is interesting is seeing Kendall Jenner giving someone a proper tongue lashing over the phone.

 "The attention is not gonna be on you for one second," she said matter-of-factly.  "You can"t come."

Thanks to editing, we"re led to believe that Caitlyn Jenner has learned that her daughter is walking in the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show.

How both scenes are related to one another is something we must all wait until Sunday for.

Taylor Swift: Working Out to Achieve Calvin Harris" Ideal Body?

Last month, rumors about Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris getting engaged were everywhere online.

Sources say Calvin has asked Taylor’s mom for permission to propose, but he still hasn’t gone through with it.

Now, according to several hilarious articles on the topic, it seems the problem has less to do with Calvin’s cold feet, and more to do with Taylor’s non-existent butt.

As you may know, Taylor’s lack of booty has been a source of controversy in the past, because the world we live in is incredibly dumb sometimes.

Now, sources are claiming that Calvin has issued Taylor the most ridiculous ultimatum in history: Grow an ass, or I’m out of here!

“Calvin’s always preferred really toned girls,” an insider tells ever-reliable National Enquirer.

“While there’s not an inch to pinch on Taylor, he wants her to get more bootylicious!”

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Instagram Photos: This Singer Has Style!

The source says Taylor has been obsessively hitting the gym in hopes of building a better butt, which is ridiculous, because she obviously has enough money to just inject her ass with Kardashian DNA.

It’s possible there’s some truth to this story, but we tend to have less faith in any piece of journalism that features the word “bootylicious.”

Imagine if you read that Ted Cruz described the Iowa Caucus results as bootylicious, or Peyton Manning said he expects his team to put in a bootylicious performance at the Super Bowl.

Yes, it would be amazing, but you’d be right to doubt the credibility of the source.

Speaking of ridiculous stories, we hear Beyonce might be single soon, so maybe Calvin should just hold out for the Queen of Bootylicious. Make it happen, Tabloid Gods!

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!