Nathan Griffith"s Friend OWNS David Eason on Twitter: I Banged Jenelle, Bruh!

It"s been eight months since David Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 as a result of his bigoted views and hateful slurs.

Unfortunately, this is 2018, a time when everyone has a platform — which means Dave still has a way to reach out to his fellow racists and homophobes.

Fortunately, for every idiot who pipes up in support of Eason"s idiocy, there are a few thousand who are happy to condemn it — and it turns out some of them have some pretty specific shade to throw at reality TV"s least favorite house husband:

 

1. Mr. Evans

Jenelle’s been the primary breadwinner in her household for the better part of a year now, so it stands to reason that David is starting to get very bored.

2. Haters Gonna Hate

Yes folks, a hater with too much time on his hands is a very dangerous thing, and David has found a very sad way of keeping himself occupied.

3. Straight Pride

In case you weren’t aware, David is proud to be a straight white man. Like, really proud. Like, it’s pretty much all he talks about.

4. To Be Fair …

Okay, it’s not ALL he talks about. David also enjoys taking shots at Jenelle Evans’ exes, all of whom seem to be a source of major insecurity for him.

5. Relax, Dave

Sources say Eason was so upset about an MTV special focusing on Jenelle’s relationships with exes like Kieffer Delp that he briefly broke things off with his wife.

6. The New Target

Of course, these days, David focuses most of his energy on hating a much more recent ex of Jenelle’s …

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Ben Seewald to Derick Dillard: You"re Not a Real Christian, Bruh!

Talk of feuds between various factions of the extended Duggar family is not uncommon.

The rumors often have to do with discord between Jill and Jessa Duggar, who allegedly went from besties to rivals at some point in the past few years.

Now, fans are under the impression that a new tweet from Jessa’s husband, Ben Seewald, has shone a light on the cause of that dispute.

It now looks as though the conflict started with a spat between Ben and Jill’s husband, Derick Dillard, that’s only gotten worse in recent months.

As you may recall, Derick was fired by TLC last year after he launched a transphobic tirade against fellow network star Jazz Jennings.

Jill quit the show in a gesture of solidarity, and the couple has not shot a scene for Counting On in the months since.

Unfortunately, rather than learning a lesson from the incident, Derick has doubled down in his bigotry.

Last week, Derick attacked Nate Berkus, a designer who stars in a TLC show alongside his husband and daughter.

Dillard derided Berkus and his family as “a travesty” in another bizarre Twitter rant.

Just two days later, Ben — who is rarely active on Twitter — posted a retweet that many are interpreting as a shot at Ben:

“If you say you ‘love your neighbor’ while really just loving the people that look like you, live like you & think like you, it is not your neighbor that you are loving…it is yourself,” the tweet reads.

It ends with the hashtag “#reallylovethyneighbor”

This is not the first time that Seewald has proven himself to be more liberal than his in-laws, but never before has he so publicly attacked a family member’s bigoted beliefs.

It’s also not the first indication that members of the Duggars’ inner circle are fed up with Derick.

Earlier this month, Ben unfollowed Derick on Instagram, as did members of the Bates family, another massive fundamentalist clan that’s often regarded as some of the Duggars’ closest friends.

The situation has many wondering if Jill and Derick have cut off contact with her family entirely.

That seems unlikely, but it’s clear that there’s some tension between the Dillards and the Seewalds.

Will they work it out, or Derick eventually be exiled, a la Josh Duggar.

Unfortunately, the situation won’t play out on television, but you can still watch Counting On online to relive the days before Derck got kicked to the curb.

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Matt Damon to Ben Affleck: Your Tattoo is Ugly AF, Bruh

Back in 2015, the world first marveled at the hideousness that is Ben Affleck’s giant back tattoo.

Many breathed a deep sigh of relief when Affleck revealed that the tattoo is fake and that he covered a massive segment of his torso with a goofy-ass cartoon phoenix for the sake of a movie.

Sadly, we now know that Affleck was lying about the tattoo being airbrushed on.

Earlier this week, Ben put the horrendous ink on full display while filming a scene set on a beach.

Needless to say, he was roasted to a crisp by the internet’s finest sh-t talkers, both for getting the tattoo in the first place and for lying to the world about it.

But Ben’s got some loyal friends in his corner, people who would never turn their backs on him … possibly for fear that he’d be all, “You know what would look dope, dude? A fire-breathing dragon like slithering up your spine!”

Matt Damon has been Ben’s bestie since the bygone era when Harvey Weinstein was someone people actually wanted to work with.

Last night, Damon appeared on The Daily Show, where he sat down with Trevor Noah to answer the tough questions about #BensBack.

“It’s not one man’s job to tell another man what he can do to his back,” Matt said in a classic dodge.

“I support him in all of his artistic expression.”

Clearly, Damon has mastered the art of throwing shade without really throwing shade.

If he actually liked Ben’s ink even a little bit, Matt likely would have said so.

With his non-response Matt joins the ever-growing list of celebs who think Ben’s phoenix is the fugliest thing 

“You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart,’” said Affleck’s ex and noted shade queen, Jennifer Garner.

The other former Jen in Ben’s life was even more direct in her criticism, telling Andy Cohen:

“It’s awful! What are you doing?”

She added:

“His tattoos always have too many colors, they shouldn’t be so colorful. They should be cooler.”

At this point, Ben’s life is basically a party question game:

“Okay, so you’re a millionaire and you get to dress up as Batman. But, you’re covered in horrendous tattoos and your exes flame you  on TV every chance they get. Would you do it?”

It’s a question each of us must answer for himself.

View Slideshow: 27 Tattoos These Celebrities May One Day Regret

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Kate Middleton to Prince William: Umm, Lose the Dad Bod ASAP Bruh!

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is allegedly “concerned” about Prince William’s alleged “dad bod,” a hilarious new report claims.

The whole concept of “dad bod” implies that a guy, typically but not necessarily in his mid-30s or early 40s, starts to put on some weight.

Because, as dads, they have less time to work on their chiseled physique. Or they’re just 5-10 years older than they used to be. Either/or.

Somehow, Celeb Dirty Laundry got ahold of EXCLUSIVE gossip regarding William’s weight and body shape – and Kate’s grave concerns.

Middleton’s husband, according to the celebrity gossip website, just “no longer looks like the heartthrob he used to be during his prime.”

It’s a sad realization for any 35-year-old.

According to the insider, this is harder to stomach than you might think, because “appearance means everything for Middleton.”

Ouch. Who knew she was so vain!?

“She won’t be able to keep up her reputation for always looking immaculate if her royal husband looks out of shape,” the source adds. 

The website goes on to add that Kate can’t help but compare Wills to his hot younger brother – who’s about to get engaged to a hot girl.

“There’s also the fact that Prince Harry is close to proposing to his girlfriend, Meghan Markle,” the insider says, and this is so troubling.

“Once they officially become an engaged couple, it’s without a doubt that the media will [compare] Harry and Meghan to William and Kate.”

“The last thing Kate wants is for [anybody out there] to think that she picked the out-of-shape, balding royal brother to marry.”

Gonna be rough.

We’re not calling ourselves the celebrity news police or anything, but in our opinion, we wouldn’t put a lot of stock in this report.

William, for one, is a regular player of soccer and polo, has been a search and rescue pilot, and is very active on a daily basis.

Hardly “dad bod” material.

Not to mention, it certainly hasn’t stopped her from sleeping with him at least three times in the last five years, if you know what we mean.

We mean she’s now pregnant for the third time, that’s more times than a lot of married couples have slept together in the last five years.

Are we right people?!

Anyway, check out more cases of tabloids making up entertaining but bogus tales of the royal couple through the years below.

View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong

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Mackenzie McKee on Briana DeJesus Joining Teen Mom 2: You Kidding Me, Bruh?!

Mackenzie McKee is NOT thrilled about Briana DeJesus joining Teen Mom 2, in large part because she claims MTV picked Bri over her.

There’s not a lot of love lost between the one-time cast members of 16 & Pregnant and even more short-lived Teen Mom 3, apparently.

The other four Teen Mom 2 cast members are pissed at MTV over the fact that DeJesus is joining as well, but for an obvious reason:

Five people means fewer screen time than four, and they’ve got a good thing going now. Why add a new girl to the mix now, in 2017?

For McKee, she’s upset that it’s not her entering the fray.

“They interviewed me and Bri two months ago, but chose her,” Mackenzie, who is somehow only 22 years old, told Radar this week.

“I thought, ‘This can’t be true!’ I was confused.”

Oh, but it is true, though we can see why McKee, who has been involved in no shortage of ridiculous drama over the years, was surprised.

She believes her massive social media following better qualified her for the very public reality TV role, and there’s no arguing the numbers.

The personal trainer and mother of three currently boasts 617,000 Instagram followers to DeJesus’ 87,000, a more than 7-to-1 margin.

“I think the amount of following difference is shocking,” she told the celebrity gossip site, really driving home how key she thinks this is.

“I’ve been consistent with followers. She deleted her social media once; I helped her get her following back. And here she is on Teen Mom!”

In addition, Mackenzie points out, she’s currently working on multiple projects in her life, making her the ideal Teen Mom 2 cast member.

It’s unclear what those are, but she feels she’s “earned” it.

“I have worked very hard for where I am. I’m working on all this stuff and what has she done? She’s not working on anything,” she said.

“It sucks the one who has been working harder didn’t get it.” 

Again, we have no idea what work she’s been doing makes her so qualified, but McKee threw out an interesting theory as to why she lost out.

“I hope MTV didn’t choose her over me because I am married and have three kids with the same guy,” Mackenzie lamented in her interview.

“The different baby daddies is what people are interested in.” 

DeJesus, 22, is the mother of Nova, 5, and currently expecting a second child by a father whose identity has yet to be revealed publicly. 

Think that’s why MTV wanted her back in the fold?

On the one hand, it’s true that makes for compelling TV, but Kailyn Lowry is already pregnant by a mystery man. She’s got that covered.

Beyond that, Mackenzie claiming her personal life is too stable for the network is laughable, given the drama she’s often wrapped up in.

She recently split from Josh McKee, her husband and the father of her kids, after he accused Mackenzie of cheating on him on Facebook.

According to Mackenzie, they are now back together.

We’re happy for them if so, but this is also a woman who reported planted rumors of a Mackenzie McKee sex tape in order to stay relevant.

Our point is that if MTV wanted drama, she could provide plenty of it … but she may have overplayed her hand and come across as thirsty.

View Slideshow: 16 and Pregnant Stars: Where Are They Now?

Washed-up reality stars troll the Internet for attention all the time, but the Mack has a bigger reputation for doing so than most. Just saying.

Despite McKee’s incredulous reaction, DeJesus reportedly has already started filming scenes for the next season of the MTV hit series.

Briana herself has yet to confirm this, for what it’s worth.

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Donald Trump to Pakistani Prime Minister: I Love You, Bruh!

The election of Donald Trump was like the ending of The Sixth Sense:

A shocking, sad turn of events that makes you realize you’re in the hands of a master manipulator.

The events of the three weeks since Hillary Clinton’s concession have been like a 

A succession of increasingly brazen middle fingers to logic and common sense.

We’re sure you’ve heard about Trump feuding with the cast of Hamilton.

And of course there’s the thoroughly justified outrage over Trump’s staff appointments, which include a white nationalist (Steve Bannon), the guy who financed the Entourage movie (Steven Mnuchin), and a man so corrupt that he would need to notify his parole officer if he accepts the job (David Petraeus).

But from the time he first announced his candidacy, one of the biggest concerns about President-elect Trump had to do with his complete lack of foreign policy experience and his inflammatory comments about the governments and citizens of other nations.

Trump’s recent telephone conversation with Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif provided the perfect example of why his unique combination of bloviating self-aggrandizement and shameless glad-handing may not be the right tone for the geopolitical stage

As you may already know, US-Pakistani relations have been tense for decades.

In addition to the fact that Pakistan has been accused of knowingly harboring terrorists (Osama bin Laden was killed there in 2011), the nation is forever at odds with India over the disputed Kashmir territory, and many fear that the situation could erupt in a nuclear conflict.

Needless to say, it’s an incredibly delicate situation, so naturally Trump is handling the situation with all the tactful grace of one of his Rosie O’Donnell tweets.

“Ready and willing to play any role that you want me to play to address and find solutions to the outstanding problems,” Trump reportedly told Sharif, a man who could potentially bring about the nuclear apocalypse. 

He reportedly added:

“You are a terrific guy. You are doing amazing work which is visible in every way.”

To understand the bizarre nature of this situation, it helps to think of the situation as a game of Risk.

View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts

The US has gone to great lengths to ensure that Pakistan is aware that it maintains strong ties to India, while Pakistan has been allying itself with China.

Basically, instead of taking his turn to roll the dice, Trump just upended the game board, which was no easy feat with his tiny, tiny hands.

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Kanye West: F--k Beyonce, Bruh!

Don’t look now, but Kanye West seems to be headed for a major meltdown.

Well, actually do look, because it’s exceedingly entertaining.

And there’s a video and everything!

Kanye West Attacks Beyonce and Jay Z in Another Rant

To set the stage a bit, Kanye had this concert in Sacramento, and he was about 90 minutes late getting onstage.

When he finally did come out, he performed three songs, and then he decided to start feeling his feelings.

“I am putting my career, my life, my public standing at risk when I talk to y’all like this,” he told the audience.

“This is a moment in the matrix, bro.”

Yeah, you know it’s about to get good.

“Motherf–kers might feel a way about this tonight,” he began.

“Beyonce, I was hurt ‘cause I heard that you said you wouldn’t perform unless you won Video of the Year over me and over ‘Hotline Bling."”

This is apparently some MTV VMAs beef here. Very intense.

“Now, don’t go trying to diss Beyonce,” Kanye told his audience. “She is great Taylor Swift is great. We are all great people.”

“But sometimes we be playing the politics too much and forgetting who we are just to win.”

“F-ck winning,” he said. “F-ck looking cool. F-ck looking cool F-ck being cool. F-ck all that, bruh.”

“I been sent here to give y’all my truth, even at the risk of my own life, even at the risk of my own success, my own career. I been sent here to give y’all the truth.”

“Jay Z, call me, bruh,” he went on. “You still ain’t called me. Jay Z, call me.”

“Jay Z, I know you got killers, please don’t send them at my head. Just call me. Talk to me like a man.”

And then came the literal mic drop: he just straight up left the concert.

“Right now, press, get ready to write your passive aggressive, LeBron James racist comments, Season 4 racist comments,” he stated.

“Get ready to have a field day, press, get ready, get ready, because the show’s over.”

And, just like that, after being well over an hour late, performing three songs, then talking trash about America’s royal family, he called it a night.

What is wrong with this guy?

This definitely isn’t the first time that Kanye went after Jay Z: remember the rant he went on last month?

He brought up the politics of music then, too, because he was upset that Jay placed more importance on Tidal and his record label than their friendship.

Kanye also got personal, telling the audience that his kids and Blue Ivy “ain’t never even played together,” and he expressed some hurt that Jay hadn’t been to see him after Kim’s robbery.

“Don’t call me, after the robbery,” he accused Jay, “and say ‘How you feeling?’ You wanna know how I’m feeling? Come by the house.”

“Bring the kids by the house like we brothers.”

View Slideshow: 12 Best Kanye West Rants

But, as we learned last night, Jay never did call him.

Poor, poor Kanye …

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt to Brad: You"re Dead to Me, Bruh!

In the weeks after Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, the actor was reportedly not permitted to see his six kids.

Though perhaps extreme, the freeze-out from Angie wasn’t terribly surprising, as Brad was investigated for child abuse in the days following the couple’s separation.

Insiders say Pitt was involved in some sort of confrontation with his 15-year-old son Maddox aboard a private jet last month.

Details have been scarce, but whatever happened, the incident was bad enough that Jolie moved out on Brad immediately afterward and Maddox is still angry with his father.

Earlier this month, after a separation period of 19 days, Pitt visited his kids at a Los Angeles-area home that Pitt once shared with Jolie.

Determined to send the message to all parties involved (and possibly a family court judge) that he has the best of intentions, Pitt waited patiently as the kids attended several therapy sessions designed to emotionally prepare them for the supervised visit.

“He and Angie agreed on steps that needed to be completed,” says a source.

“He wanted to wait until the timing was best.”

Unfortunately for Brad, it seems not all of the kids were ready for a reunion.

According to Us Weekly, Maddox opted out of the visit with his mother’s full blessing.

“He chose not to go and stayed with Angie,” says one insider.

The source adds that the reunion did not go as well as Pitt had hoped:

“It wasn’t full of joy and happiness,” the family friend says.

Sources indicate that the bad blood between Brad and Maddox dates back well beyond the now-notorious plane incident.

Jolie adopted Maddox two years before she became romantically involved with Pitt, and sources close to the family say that he stil regards Brad as more of a stepfather figure.

“Maddox is very close with Angie,” the insider says.

“He doesn’t really see himself as Brad’s son.”

Another insider is even more blunt about the damaged relationship between Maddox and Brad:

“Maddox never wants to see Brad again,” a source tells Us.

As for Jolie, those closest to the actress insist that she’s doing everything in her power to foster a healthy relationship between Brad and the kids.

Thus far, however, it doesn’t seem to be working.

View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie Divorces Brad Pitt, Celebrities React in SHOCK

Currently, there are reportedly no further plans for Brad to spend time with his kids.

“No other visitations have been scheduled,” says one insider.

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College Bruh Attempts to Snap Perfect Selfie at Basketball Game

What is it about college students at sporting events?

Are they physically incapable of just sitting back and actually enjoying the game?

 

Davidson selfie bruh is amazing. #LetsGoVCU #RamNation pic.twitter.com/uqoUJ6IUEZ

— John Tatum (@johntatum) January 31, 2016

We pose these questions in light of a few sorority members from Arizona State University getting rightfully roasted in October for turning a baseball stadium into their personal selfie studio.

And now we ask them again because some dude was just caught at the VCU-Davidson basketball game, clad in an open Hawaiian shirt and VERY focused on one thing and one thing only:

The perfect selfie.

Watch above as he slicks his hair back and tries to give the camera the perfect Kim Kardashian stare; serious, seductive, brooding and mysterious, all at the same time.

“Davidson selfie bruh is amazing,” captured the intrepid viewer who caught this nameless attendee on his screen and, of course, turned him into a viral sensation.

Look at that lean back!

Admire that eye brow raise!

Bask in that exposed skin!

We feel as if Kylie Jenner and most of the selfie-obessed celebrities featured below would admire the guy’s effort.

Never change, selfie bruh. Never, ever change.

Kanye West on Scott Disick Hollering at Amber Rose: U Kidding Me Bruh?!

Kanye West was reportedly far from pleased at Scott Disick’s (alleged) ties to his ex Amber Rose, sources close to the rapper report.

In typical ‘Ye fashion, however, he may have jumped the gun with a very strong reaction to a situation he didn’t have all the facts on …

Amid reports of Scott Disick and Amber Rose hanging out, Kanye “lost all respect” for Kourtney Kardashian’s estranged baby daddy.

By befriending Rose even a little bit, the Lord is disrespecting himself, his family and especially Kim Kardashian, at least in the eyes of ‘Ye.

“Out of all the women in the world, Scott wants to connect with Amber? Who does that? Scott should know better,” a West source says.

“Kanye doesn’t care that Amber is his ex,” the insider adds.

Rather, “he cares that Amber has disrespected Kim time and time again and that Scott should be loyal to Kim at all costs.”

“If it were not for Kim, Scott wouldn’t have a career.” 

While Kanye’s assessment of Kim’s influence on the world is hilariously over the top, he does have something of a point here.

Where would Disick be without the Kards overall?

Allegedly, “Kanye’s demanding Scott return all the YEEZY Boosts and clothing he’s given him from his collections at once!”

“Scott’s not worthy of wearing the King’s priceless clothing. He doesn’t want to see Scott in his clothing within two miles of Amber Rose.”

“That would tarnish his brand and he doesn’t want that.”

View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 21 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

“Perhaps Scott should try on some of Amber’s clothing, like the jumpsuit she wore with all the derogatory words on it at the [VMAs].”

“That’s a better look for Scott.”

Hilarious as these likely fake quotes are, and sadly for all of us in the gossip biz, it doesn’t look like a Disick-Rose romance is going to take.

Let’s recap the facts here, not the rumors:

Chris Brown was the man who introduced Scott to Amber, whose “body is banging and [who’s] got an ass that makes a grown man cry.”

That may be, but she’s too hard core for Scott’s taste, and Rose even denied trying to stir up any drama on Instagram (on this front). 

From Amber, that’s the most  telling sign.

We all know she will throw down with Kanye or anyone else in epic fashion and will never back down from a diss or a feud if motivated.

If she were hollering … she would own it.

As for the still-short-tempered West, we have no doubt he would be upset about Scott and Amber banging, but it just ain’t happening.

Too bad / phew.

View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!