Lala Kent: Jax Taylor is a P--sy!

Unlike previous newcomers to the Vanderpump Rules cast (We’ll never forget you, Vail Bloom.) Lala Kent actually brings a lot to the table.

In addition to the fact that Lala is crazy hot, she holds her own against one of the most amusingly sociopathic casts in reality television. Case in point:

Earlier this week, the SUR crew (and those who have been fired from SUR, yet have managed to create enough drama to stay on the series) got together to film the annual end-of-season reunion show.’

As you can see, Lala and James Kenneddy are still an item, because she apparently suffers from a tragic case of douche-blindness.

Like the rest of the world, Jax Taylor finds this baffling and decided to express his thoughts on Kennedy and Kent’s trailer door.

Lala posted the above photo to Instagram along with this scathing caption:

“I wanna give a shout out to Jax Taylor for keeping us oh so relevant. Keep my name in your mouth. But on the real Jax, snapchat me that pussy, baby.”

Jax hasn’t commented yet, but we imagine that’s because he was forced to check into a local burn center.

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Frankly, we’d like to know how Lala knows this was Jax. Wouldn’t be more in keeping with his M.O. to just steal the sign?

In any event, the real tragedy here is that – while they have yet to hook up on the show – Lala and James are banging in real life.

We’d point Lala to our extensive collection of evidence that James Kennedy is the world’s biggest douche, but we get the feeling she already knows.

Plus, she told the whole world he has a tiny dong.

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive that and other glorious moments.

Ashley Benson: I"ve Been "Too Fat" for Roles!

Ashley Benson is not one to shy away from controversy.

And we’re not even talking about the time she dressed up as Cecil the Lion.

But Benson has been very outspoken when it comes to the pressure Hollywood puts on young actresses, once taking her own network to task for Photoshopping a poster of her and her Pretty Little Liars co-stars.

Benson is now covering the latest issue of Health Magazine and opening up about what it’s like to be a young actress.

“I get told all the time to lose weight,” she admits. “I got that a month ago. It’s just weird. With my stuff recently, it’s been, ‘You have to be skin and bones or you’re not getting it."”

Those who watch Pretty Little Liars online, or those who have seen any Ashley Benson picture, likely have their jaws on the floor right about now.

People have told Ashley Benson that she’s too fat?!?

Yup. More than once, apparently.

“It’s come up a few times in the last few years, like, ‘You’re too fat for this.’ And I’m just sitting here like, ‘Wait, what? Do you want a skeleton?"” she says.

Fortunately, Benson isn’t about to give in to these sexist morons.

“I feel good,” she concludes. “I don’t want to lose 20 pounds, because I don’t need to…

“There was a point where it was getting to where a size 2 was great. I’m a size 2, but I think that a size 4 is healthy. I think that all of these sizes are healthy.”

AMEN, Ashley. AMEN.

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Alligator Into Wendy"s Drive-Thru Window

An obvious troubled Florida man is facing charges of aggravated assault after throwing an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Joshua James, 23, has been accused of hucking the live animal through the drive-thru window at the Royal Palm Beach, Fla., franchise.

His mother reportedly told local media outlets that he wanted to play a practical joke on his friend, who worked at the establishment.

The animal was captured and released back into the wild. As for where one gets a gator to toss at a pal inside a fast food restaurant?

James, of Jupiter, Fla., found the alligator on the side of a road and lured it into the back of his truck, according to an incident report.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says he threw the three-foot long animal through the window after ordering a drink.

Officials say the incident actually happened in October but the suspect has only now been taken into custody for unknown reasons.

In addition to assault, the 23-year-old miscreant faces charges of unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator … obviously.

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Rapper Future Slams Ciara"s Parenting Skills, She Sues His Pants Off

Mama bear is NOT amused.

After her baby daddy and former fiance Future accused her of staging a photo op with their son, Ciara didn’t retaliate the way some youths do these days.

Nope.  Ciara hit Future where it hurts with a $ 15 million lawsuit for slander and libel, according to TMZ.

Back in July, Future publicly accused Ciara of having her boyfriend, Russell Wilson push her son in a stroller.

“At the end of the day, I’m not for the publicity stunts. Leave my son out of the publicity stunts. Just leave him out of your relationship,” Future complained.

Ciara claims in the suit that she makes certain that their son sees his father, citing 19 visits since December 2014 (the couple broke off their engagement in August 2014).

Future’s most recent tweet was only one of many public slams against Ciara: “This bitch got control problems … I gotta go through lawyers to see baby future … the f***ery for 15k a month.”

Ciara filed the suit because she believes that the rapper’s comments were said “in malice.”  She’s asked that his nasty tweets directed at her be deleted, and wants to prevent him from “saying anything about private family matters” regarding their son.

Future was served with papers after arriving on a flight at LAX.

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