Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Kylie Jenner Experiences Wardrobe Malfunction, Continues to Do Kris Jenner"s Bidding

We"ve known for a while that Kylie Jenner is transforming into Kim Kardashian.


It"s reached the point where Kylie looks almost identical to Kim in one of her most recent Instagram uploads.


But despite Kylie"e best efforts to transform herself into a sort of Kim Mini-Me, there are still certain gaps between the sisters with regard to their careers and public personas.


Kim married an A-list rapper; Kylie is getting cheated on by a one-hit wonder.


Kim is arguably the most recognized women in the world; Kylie is most famous amongst teens who shell out for her overpriced cosmetics.


And, of course, Kim made a sex tape, while Kylie remains at least partially clothed in all photos and videos that are released to the public.


But slow progress is better than no progress, which may be why Kylie had an "accidental" wardrobe malfunction while walking past a group of paparazzi yesterday.


Obviously, we"ll never know for sure if Kylie intended to flash her underwear to the photographers, but she didn"t seem to be too worried about preventing it.


Hey, we don"t blame her.


You can"t grow up with Kim Kardashian as a sister and Kris Jenner as a mom and not learn the value of public nudity at a young age.


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Justin Bieber: I Really Love Hailey Baldwin!

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!


That sound you just heard was Justin Bieber dropping the L Bomb.



The singer is featured on the latest cover of GQ, once again referencing what many people dubbed his Apology Tour of 2015.


Following a year in which Bieber allegedly drove drunk, hurled eggs at his neighbor, peed in mop buckets and generally acted like a spoiled brat, he spent most of the past 12 months trying to make amends.


But that doesn’t mean he’d take any of it back


“Everyone when they start growing up realizes, ‘Man, I did some dumb shit when I was younger,’” he tells the magazine.


“It’s not just me . . . If I could go back, I wouldn’t really change much. I think it’s all my journey. That stuff made me who I am.”


These days, however, Bieber is mostly on the straight and narrow, focusing on his music and, more and more each week it seems, on a certain female in his life.


Bieber made out with Hailey Baldwin over the holidays and also spent this past Super Bowl weekend with the model.


What is going on between the stars?


Justin did not specify the nature of their relationship in his cover story with GQ, but he did refer to Baldwin as “someone I really love. We spend a lot of time together.”


Yes, someone that he REALLY LOVES.



We’re very sorry, Selena Gomez.


However, Bieber also touched on his smash hit song “Sorry,” which he says most people interpreted as a general Mea Culpa.


Bieber says he “ran with” that notion, but, in reality, the track is “about a girl.”


We’re guessing that girl is Gomez and we’re guessing that single was a way for him to try and make up for the way he treated his ex-girlfriend.


So at least she has that.


Baldwin, however, likely had a naked Justin Bieber in her bed as we’re typing this. So she wins.

Snooki and JWoww Do the Sex Shop, Offer Unsolicited Advice

For anyone concerned that Snooki was becoming alarmingly normal over the past couple years, erase your fears.


Although the former Jersey Shore trainwreck is now happily married with kids and appearing far less orange these days, Snooks is now living large at the sex shop for her new show, Snooki & JWoww: Moms With Attitude.



Along with her bestie Jenni “JWoww” Farley, the two consult a sexpert at Babeland, a New York City sex shop, about what to do when you wanna get busy with the hubs but your body just ain’t going along for the ride.


“Sometimes you can be too tired, but you still want your man but your body’s just so tired that it’s not working,” explained Snooki in a promo video obtained by ET.


The obvious answer? Bring on the LUBE!


Obvi.


Babeland’s babe suggests strategically stashing lubricant so you’re always at the ready – in your pocketbook, in the kitchen next to the olive oil.


Because you may be in the middle of preparing a fabulous tetrazzini when your man’s boner comes a-knocking, and THEN what are you gonna do?


Snooki then picks up a lacy thong, saying, “Jenni would like these,” however, JWoww isn’t feeling it.


“The mom bod is not doing it for me,” she laments.


“Around here we support all bodies,” assures their new friend.


JWoww is in the middle of her second pregnancy with new hubby Roger Mathews


So for all the moms who need pointers on how to do sex now that there’s a kid in the house, who better to turn to than these two Jersey princesses? (Far superior to Disney princesses, in our opinion.)


Johnny Depp Reveals He Cheated on Vanessa Paradis With Amber Heard

It’s been over a year since Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got hitched, and though it’s the first marriage for both, Johnny is no stranger to family life.



Before he met Heard on the set of 2011’s The Rum Diary, Depp was in a 14-year relationship with the mother of his two children, French actress and pop star Vanessa Paradis.


Depp and Paradis broke up in 2012, and for years, it was widely assumed that Depp and Heard didn’t hook up until after the relationship was through.


In a recent interview with People magazine, however, Depp may have inadvertently revealed that he and Amber were gettin’ it long before he parted ways with his baby mama.


“We tracked each other down,” Depp told the magazine. “Actually, incidentally, it was amazing. It was at the first day of press on The Rum Diary. Then we married that very day!” 


Obviously, Depp is joking when he says they got married the same day (We think. Maybe he’s saying they got married on the anniversary of that day?), but the bit about them getting together on the first day of their press tour seems to be new, legit information.


And it also seems to indicate that he and Amber were hooking up almost a full year before he parted ways with Vanessa.


Of course, these says it’s being widely reported that Depp and Heard are experiencing a “rough patch,” so we imagine she’s hand-picking his film projects and focusing on scripts that don’t call for any young blonde co-stars.