Teresa Giudice: Pregnant With Fifth Child?!

Teresa Giudice has made it clear that sex with Joe Giudice was one of the things she missed most while she was behind bars.

It’s difficult to imagine anyone actually looking forward to being coated in a slick layer of Juicy Joe sweat, but it seems Teresa wasn’t kidding. In fact, Life & Style is already reporting that the newly-sprung Housewife is pregnant with her fifth child!

It may seem like the worst possible timing, but with Joe Giudice set to start his own 41-month prison sentence sometime in the next few weeks, this might be Joe and Teresa’s only chance to expand their family.

Teresa reportedly announced to friends that she’s “determined to conceive before Joe begins his sentence” in March.

Now friends are claiming they have reason to believe Teresa may already be knocked up: 

“She’s been acting really excited about the future, and she looks like she’s put on some weight, I think she could actually be pregnant,” says one insider.

Sources say Joe Giudice is even more psyched about the potential new addition than Teresa, as he believes a baby may be the key to saving his marriage.

As you may have heard, rumors that Joe cheated on Teresa while she was behind bars were everywhere over the past few months.

To make matters worse, there’s a chance that Joe could be deported to Italy after he’s released from prison. 

Insiders close to the situation tell Life & Style that Joe believes a baby will ensure that Teresa and the rest of the kids will come with him, if he should be forced to relocate to his native Italia.

Frankly, we can’t wait for the premiere of Real Housewives of Venice!

View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)

Blac Chyna Promotes Rob Kardashian"s Sock Line With Photo of Her Butt

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna may seem like an odd couple, but they share a common desire to live the lifestyle of the rich and famous without developing any talents or doing any real work.

Thus far, they’ve both been remarkably successful in their efforts to cling to the good life through their associations with other people so in a way, it makes perfect sense that they’ve decided to join forces and feed off each other’s fame:

In case you don’t recognize it from the thousands of other photos she’s posted online that’s Blac Chyna’s ass, and it’s perched over some footwear from Rob Kardashian’s sock line.

Did you forget that Rob Kardashian is a “sock designer”? Yeah, we’re pretty sure he did, too.

Anyway, Blac posted that pic along with the droplets of water Emoji, so just to be safe, don’t ever accept a pair of used socks from Blac Chyna.

In case you’re not up on the latest on Blac-Rob (’90s hip hop reference, anyone?), we now have reason to believe that Chyna and Kardashian are engaged, and we’re sure the rest of the Kard clan is just over the moon about it. 

Of course, the betrothal may soon face it’s first challenge, as sources say Drake plans to bang Blac after the NBA All-Star Game this weekend.

But we’re sure Rob has nothing to worry about. 

Who would want a an internationally famous, platinum-selling recording artist when you could have…a reclusive sock designer?

View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!

Kim Kardashian: I Creep On Snapchat And It"s All Jonathan Cheban"s Fault!

He’s really hip with the kids, that Jonathan Cheban.

Snapchat has been around for awhile, but it wasn’t cool until the Chebs (username: JonathanCheban1) showed Kim Kardashian.

Yesterday, the two besties were in New York and decided to have a discussion about the app in the back of a chauffeured car.

“Jonathan is the reason why I have a secret snap,” Kardashian explained in a series of videos.

“And I only lurk and stalk people.”

Kardashian went on to describe her Snapchat routine, which involves watching the lives and times of others while Kanye West sleeps soundly beside her.

“Kanye was snoring in the bed next to me,” she quipped, then backtracked because the image of West snoring is one he’d probably like to keep private

“Not really snoring, passed out.”

Cheban recently defended his friendship with Kardashian in a super-painful interview with New You.

“People are like, oh, you just hang out with Kim all day. No, I’m working on 39 businesses. It drives me nuts,” Cheban said.

“I’ve been working since I was a kid. I had my own company when I was 23 years old, worked with Diddy and J. Lo and Mariah and did a million events with them.”

Stop being so obsessed with their friendship, ok?

“I get asked all the time, ‘Come on our radio podcast!’ I’m not going on a podcast for five people so that you can use what I said and pull out a Kim statement and then put it in the media,” Cheban said, rolling his eyes.

“When you are best friends with the most famous girl in the world, it’s like being best friends with Marilyn. People are infatuated and obsessed.”

How to keep calm whenever Chebs opens his mouth:

View Slideshow: 12 Ways Kourtney Kardashian Taught Us To Keep Our Cool

Jenelle Evans Worries Fans With Pill-Popping Instagram Pic

Last month, Jenelle Evans was hospitalized under mysterious circumstances, having apparently experienced a number of symptoms that remain undiagnosed.

Earlier this week, Jenelle opened up about her health problems on social media, revealing that she recently made a trip to New York City in order to undergo additional testing.

Hundreds of fans expressed their concern for the troubled Teen Mom star after learning of her condition. 

Others, however, took the opportunity to trash-talk Jenelle after she posted the above photo of herself smiling and popping a pill.

It’s not every day that we find ourselves in the position of defending Jenelle, but she did make perfectly clear in the caption for the photo that it’s simply part of her endorsement deal for a “carb blocker” supplement:

“Had a great visit in NYC! Back to my baby! Finally!!” she wrote on Instagram.

“Thank you @proteinworld for carbblocker and helping me during my travels. This stuff helps when your eating out especially during traveling !! Check it out #proteinworld”

Even so, dozens of commenters (and even a few media outlets) expressed their beliefs that in the context of Jenelle’s past addictions and current health problems, such a photo is in poor taste. 

Perhaps they have a point, but it’s important to remember that Jenelle could be doing much, much worse than popping what’s essentially a vitamin on Instagram.

In fact, she’ll probably do much, much worse before the week is out!