Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Boobs, Endorses Bernie Sanders

Even amongst his most ardent supporters, “sexy” is not a word that comes to mind when the name Bernie Sanders is mentioned.

That may be have just changed, however, as Emily Ratajkowski has executed a Jedi mind trick that’ll force your brain to forever associate democratic socialism with ginormous breasts:

Yes, Emily Ratajkowksi’s boobs are officially feeling the Bern, and we’re pretty sure that means the election is over. All hail President Sanders.

If it’s not already in the Constitution that all elections are to be decided by Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs, then we need an amendment ASAP.

Here is where you would normally find a joke about how the real boobs are the ones running for office, but we have a hard time putting any effort into this when we know 90% of you just here for the promise of topless Ratajkowski.

We assume the other 10% are just cats walking across a keyboard or something. 

Anyway, now we we know where EmRat stands in terms of presidential politics.

We doubt her endorsement will do much to shake up the election, but you know Bill Clinton is seriously considering switching sides right now.

Sure, it’ll land him in the doghouse, but it’s not like he hasn’t been there before!

Mama June"s Truth REVEALED: Did She REALLY Cheat With a Child Molester??

Mama June Shannon is finally getting a chance to clear her name.

The reality TV star and mother of Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson was never really regarded as a gold star parent, but when reports surfaced that she was cheating on her boyfriend with Mark McDaniel, a convicted child molester who violated her own daughter, the court of public opinion came down on her hard.

What’s more, she lost her reality show; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled shortly after the news broke.

Mama June had always denied her involvement with McDaniel, but once the rumors started, it was too late.

Now, in a sneak peek clip obtained by Radar Online, Mama June hears the results of a lie detector test she took for Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars.

Her husband Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, with whom she appears on the show, asks whether she had ever cheated on him. Her reply: “No.”

And it turns out… She was telling the truth!

When the investigator makes the announcement to a crowded room of people, they all stand up and cheer.

But no one was more ecstatic than Mama June.

“I told you! Stop believing the media!” she cries. “I was being truthful the whole time, thank you!”

Poor Mama June. What a rough couple years she’s had. We gotta say, we’re happy for her, and even happier that this rumor turned out to be false.

Sugar Bear seems content and gives a thumbs up upon hearing the result.

But when the host asks him to come clean to Mama June about his own indiscretions, well, Sugar storms out of the room in a huff.

Jeepers, what more you got, Sug? You already confessed to experimenting with men and cheating on June with a cornucopia of women, so tell us, WHAT MORE YOU GOT?

On second thought, maybe we don’t want to know.

Alanis Morissette: Pregnant with Baby #2!

It isn’t ironic, but it’s still true:

Alanis Morissette is pregnant again!

The singer-songwriter is expecting her second child with husband Mario “Souleye” Treadway, according to both her spokesperson and also a unique video Morissette recorded way back in 2010.

Morissette confirmed the exciting news on her website today, sharing an animated piece footage and a song that concludes with the couple – along with 5-year-old son Ever Imre – gazing at ultrasound images of their impending new family member.

Wrote Morissette as a caption to the video:

“The story of my nuclear family in moving pictures, brings us up to this sweet moment.

“[The song was] written, recorded and produced in 6 hours on May 22, 2010 with Guy Sigsworth, on the sly, to surprise Souleye. Brendan Huza helped tell our story.

“May this song take on ever-deepening meaning as each year goes by.”

Alanis Morissette Family Video

Morissette and Treadway got married in 2010.

We send our very best wishes to the singer, her rapper of a husband and to their evolving family.

Here is a look, meanwhile, at how some other famous people have made this same major announcement over the years:

View Slideshow: 20 Fun Celebrity Baby Announcements

Brandi Glanville to Dean Sheremet: Remember When Our Spouses Cheated on Us?

It’s been seven years since LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian cheated on their spouses with one another, but like the O.J. trial, their affair is back in the news these days.

Sadly, it’s not because someone produced a miniseries about the scandal that features John Travolta in an unconvincing hairpiece.

No, LeAnn and Eddie’s infidelity is once again making tabloid headlines because Mrs. Rimes-Cibrian’s cuckolded first husband is finally speaking out Dean Sheremet.

Doing so might get him sued by LeAnn, but Dean doesn’t seem to care, and we thank him for it.

In addition to sharing details about his marriage to LeAnn in his new cookbook, Dean recorded an interview for Brandi Glanville’s podcast earlier this week.

Naturally, it wasn’t long before talk turned to the affair that broke up both Dean and Brandi’s marriages.

The full episode won’t be available until Monday, but in a preview released today, Brandi shares the following recollection with her guest:

“I remember when we were at the pool hall, and we saw the sh-t go down,” Glanville says. “You grabbed my ass, and I was like, ‘Wait, I’m in the Twilight Zone.’ I don’t know if you remember this.”

The whole “Dean grabbing Brandi’s ass” thing is new, but we’ve heard about this notorious pool hall before.

Dean talked about the joint in another recent interview:

“I’ll never forget this,” the chef recalled. “There was this bar that everyone hung out at after set, and I remember coming down the stairs and seeing the two of them shooting pool together.

“I could just tell by the body language that everything had changed. … She’s shooting pool, shooting tequila, in a tight tank, tight jeans, over-the-knee boots, and she’s standing across from him, playing with the pool cue.

“All of a sudden, there was a huge shift. I totally felt foolish. I felt like this pathetic husband hanging around. I was very aware of how others were looking at me.”

Brandi has been throwing shade at LeAnn for years (and vice versa), so it’s nice to finally hear Dean’s side of things.

Sure, a lot of time has passed but when your wife’s affair with her co-worker makes tabloid headlines, we imagine it leaves some lingering resentment.