Demi Lovato
Sunday, February 14, 2016
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The Game Breaks Internet with GIGANTIC Penis Pic for V-Day
This Valentine’s Day, The Game is keeping romance alive by sharing another photo of his monster schlong to Instagram. (Scroll down for full version.)
It’s not the first time the rapper has made the ladies gawk and the men squirm with a pic of his massive man meat, but this time, he also sends a holiday-inspired public service announcement:
Gentlemen, treat your ladies right this V-day.
While most men can’t quite gift their ladies with a 25-pound salami, The Game tells the men folk what they can do through a series of 30 hashtags, ranging from the raunchy to the romantic.
Here are just a handful:
- #ValentinesDayWeekendSpecial
- #WhatIsHeDoingForYou
- #DoesHeTakeCareOfYourKids
- #SheDeservesFlowersEveryday
- #SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSameStylistAsAKardashian
- #EatHerP**syLikeSheMadeJesusTheLastSupper
- #RunHerBathsUntilTheWaterIsWarmAsAMiamiMorningInTheSpring
- #TreatThatWomanLikeBarackTreatsMichelle
- #YouHad364DaysToPrepareForSundayBihhhh
- #MakeThatWomanHappy
I mean, WOW. Thanks, The Game! Definitely prefer this over being called a “bitch” by Kanye.
But as far as that jaw-dropping photo of The Game’s ballistic missile, well, you can peep it here:
You can thank us with Facebook likes and Twitter retweets for grabbing this pic before the Instagram cops take it down, as they have in the past with The Game’s previous manaconda shots.
The thing is, he’s technically not violating the social media platform’s no-nudity policy, because said snake is fully clothed in a pair of boxer briefs. They may be skin tight, but so is everything Kylie Jenner wears.
I say, if we can see Blac Chyna’s asscheeks and a quarter of Khloe Kardashian’s nipple, audiences should be more than able to handle an outline of The Game’s ample package.
Visually speaking, that is. In bed, now that’s an ENTIRELY different story.
Antonin Scalia Dies; Supreme Court Justice Was 79
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was reportedly found dead in his room at a luxury resort in West Texas this morning. He was 79 years old.
Law enforcement officials report that Scalia appears to have died from natural causes.
Sources close to the situation say that Scalia was vacationing at the resort with a large group of friends.
When he did not appear at breakfast this morning, a hotel employee entered his room and found that he had passed away during the night.
The Supreme Court’s longest-serving justice, Scalia was appointed to his post by President Ronald Reagan in 1986.
He was the Court’s first Italian-American justice.
Texas Governor Ted Abbott issued the following statement about Scalia just moments ago:
“He was the solid rock who turned away so many attempts to depart from and distort the Constitution. His fierce loyalty to the Constitution set an unmatched example, not just for judges and lawyers, but for all Americans.
“We mourn his passing, and we pray that his successor on the Supreme Court will take his place as a champion for the written Constitution and the Rule of Law.”
Texas senator and current presidential hopeful Ted Cruz issued a statement calling Scalia “one of the greatest Justices in history.”
Scalia is survived by his wife of 56 years and his nine children.
Teresa Giudice: I"m Becoming a YOGA Teacher!
When you think of zen, peace and tranquility, think of Teresa Giudice.
We know that last sentence likely threw you right out of your tree pose, but that is just what The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and recent jailbird would like you to believe.
Teresa recently told People she practiced yoga every morning during her taxing year-long stint in prison and now plans to become an accredited yoga instructor.
“I want to come out with my own yoga DVD tape, my own yoga line,” she told the magazine.
“I love yoga,” she added. “It really changed my life. It really got me through this whole ordeal – it really did – being there and everything. I can’t live without it now.”
It seems like just yesterday when the bombastic Housewife was flipping over tables and screaming obscenities on television, but now the Jersey native is turning to the Universe to guide her path.
“I read a lot of inspirational books in prison, like whatever you want, you can put it out there,” she said.
And what is it she wants?
“I want to make $ 40 million this year. I hope that happens – for real, I made a vision board.”
Now THERE’S the Teresa we know and love. Because no matter what Jessie J says, it’s all about the money, money, money.
We’ll keep an eye on whether she gets there between her burgeoning yoga empire and tell-all memoir, but we’ve got a feeling she won’t be getting her prana on with the Dalai Lama anytime soon.
Check out our gif collection featuring Teresa channeling her inner zen in the slideshow below. Namaste.
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