JLo: Ben Affleck"s Back Tattoo Is FUGLY!!!

It"s equal parts painful and entertaining to watch Andy Cohen grill his guests to the point where they cry "UNCLE!" and want to move on.

On last night"s Watch What Happens Live, Cohen invited Jennifer Lopez back to the clubhouse for a third appearance.

Cohen put Lopez on the spot, first with a Marry-Shag-Kill game involving her American Idol co-stars, Harry Connick, Jr., Ryan Seacrest and Keith Urban.

It got too weird for Lopez, who giggled and insisted they move on to the next question, which had to do with her ex-fiance, Ben Affleck.

"What is your honest opinion of Ben Affleck"s phoenix back tattoo?" Cohen asked the Shades of Blue star, showing a photo of Affleck and his skin mural from December 2015.

"It"s awful!" she declared. 

"I mean, I would tell him that. I would tell him," she insisted, adding she would ask Affleck, "What are you doing?"

"It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn"t be so colorful. You know what I mean?" she said. 

"They should be cooler."

Be honest, JLo. You"d still hit it.

In addition to the eye sore on his back, Affleck has a bunch of tattoos covering the right side of his body.  

A dolphin on his right hip covers up the name of his high school girlfriend, according to E!.

His right bicep features a barbed wire tattoo, while initials are inked on his right shoulder blade, and complicated design made up of a fish, skull and crossbones covers his right arm.

About that dolphin tatt…

Kate Winslet: Not Pregnant, Just Wore a Weird Dress At The Oscars

But they were stroking her belly!

During the 88th Annual Academy Awards, Cate Blanchett and Best Actress winner Brie Larson were spotted stroking Kate Winslet’s dress, which many assumed was because Winslet was pregnant.

Nope.  Sources told TMZ that the two stars were just fascinated with Winslet’s dress material, and wanted to feel it.

Winslet, who won Best Actress in 2008 for her role in The Reader, wore a custom silk Ralph Lauren Collection Gown to the ceremony.  Truth be told, the material made it look more like a GLAD trash bag (forgive me, Kate. ILY.)

Winslet is mother to three children – Mia, 15, Joe, 12 from her first two marriages, and Bear, 2 with husband Ned Rocknroll.

The British star was nominated for Best Supporting Actress this year, but lost to The Danish Girl’s Alicia Vikander.  

Winslet was there for more than a nomination, though.  Her longtime friend and co-star Leonardo DiCaprio finally went home with an Oscar (Best Actor, The Revenant), and there was no better person to witness it than Rose herself.

“I think you can sort of feel it, and I think that everyone wants it for [DiCaprio],” Winslet told BBC News last month.

“It would be amazing … You can sort of feel the temperature. It’s probably going to be Leo’s year.”

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Javi Marroquin: Cheating on Kailyn Lowry Overseas?

It’s been since over a month since Kailyn Lowry’s husband, Javi Marroquin, was deployed for an overseas tour of duty.

The good news is, he seems to be enjoying himself and doing his best to make the time pass quickly. The bad news is, he’s doing so in the company of other women, and Kailyn is reportedly not happy about it.

Javi posted the above photo to Instagram yesterday, along with a caption reading, “These sand dunes were pretty dope. Making the best of it. Only way time will go by!”

He didn’t tag or identify the woman in the photo, but his social media followers have taken quite an interest in her.

“Kail is the worst but even she doesn’t deserve this,” wrote one commenter.

“Javi is trash and so is the chick he’s with. She knows he’s married like cmon, how could she not? Women like this are disgusting. And believe me, there are many more photos from where this one came from.

“Just check out your profile before you stand up and say ‘men can have friends that are women."”

While it’s obviously true that married men can have platonic female friends, Kailyn was reportedly concerned that Javi would be unfaithful during their time apart, so it’s hard to imagine she’s not upset by this photo.

In fact, insiders have claimed that part of the reason for Kailyn’s extensive plastic surgery in the weeks leading up to Javi’s deployment was her insecurity about her appearance and the future of her marriage.

Fortunately, Lowry recently learned that Marroquin will return home ahead of schedule, but if he continues raising suspicions on social media, he may not have a marriage to come back to.

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Kim Kardashian: Watch My First Date With Kanye West!

This is kind of cute, and kind of makes us forget how off-the-rails Kanye West is at times.

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian wanted to push her app wanted to distract from West"s recent tweets was feeling nostalgic, so she posted an Instagram video of her first date with Kanye West.

The two were in New York City at the time, and visited the now-closed FAO Schwarz toy store, home to the oversized floor piano featured in the movie, Big.

"Our 1st date," Kardashian wrote, according to Fishwrapper.  "#HeartAndSoul For the full video go to my app!"

Kardashian"s throwback Instagram comes on the heels of her husband"s public outbursts, which saw him lash out at music critics and Taylor Swift, and ask Mark Zuckerberg for a $ 1 billion investment.

"Kim is very concerned and frustrated.  She and Kanye are having big problems that are escalating," a source claims  in Us Weekly"s most recent cover story.  "Kim has demanded that Kanye get therapy."

A West insider counters that by defending West"s creative process, calling the tweets "performance art."

Since losing his mother, Donda in 2007, West has reportedly been in therapy "on and off," but at the moment he"s not seeing a doctor.

Kardashian hopes to use her own social media expertise to guide West on what not to say, since her own endeavors have been so successful.

"Kanye talking about the finances and getting into all the family details isn"t something that Kim supports," claims another source.  "She complains to him about it."

West, however, "knows exactly what he"s doing" with his tweets.  

"Kanye understands that he is intentionally stirring up sh–t," added the source, who said that the dad-of-two is neither "crazy" nor "stupid."

"they talk about it and she understands it," the source said.

Creative types.  Amiright?