Kim Kardashian to Kanye: You"re FIRED as My Stylist!

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian has taken style tips from her husband Kanye West over the past few years, even though his talent for fashion is sometimes questionable.

In fact, many seem to think Kim serves as Yeezy’s life-sized, big-bootied Barbie whose outfits he must approve on a daily basis.

But now, amid rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Kim refuses to allow her husband to dress her for this year’s illustrious Met Gala, an annual fundraiser better known as the biggest fashion spectacle in the universe.

“Kim doesn’t want to do anything risky,” an insider told Radar Online. “She wants to wear something classic and elegant. Nothing like that floral print dress Kanye persuaded her to wear in 2013.”

Oh yeah, the maternity monstrosity that prompted many a “Who Wore It Better?” meme that compared Kim to their grandma’s couch.

“Kanye thinks he can totally push the envelope and have Kim in something very avant garde and unique,” said the insider. “The theme plays to Kanye’s strengths as a fashion designer, and it’s very frustrating that Kim isn’t falling in line.”

As a fashion designer, Kanye’s creations haven’t always been well-received. Media Takeout described his Yeezy collection as “a bunch of torn rags for $ 2,000.”

“Kanye is very vocal about Kim’s fashion choices and is hyper-critical when he doesn’t agree with how she is presenting herself,” said the source.

“They are fighting non-stop over this, and it has just gotten ridiculous.”

Apparently, Kim isn’t thrilled with the way Kanye is presenting himself either. Sources say she’s tired of his Twitter tirades and public meltdowns and wants him to get a grip.

We haven’t always loved some of Kim’s getups, but she’s a grown woman and can dress herself without the help of her child-husband. Or at least hire an actual stylist to dole out expensive red carpet advice.

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Chris Brown Says Rapey Things, Does a Joker Impression in Creepy Video

Last we checked in on Chris Brown, he was begging Karrueche Tran to take him back via heartfelt song lyrics.

Okay, he mostly bragged about how many times he cheated on her and then implied that she"ll never do any better, but they were heartfelt by Chris Brown standards, dammit!

Unfortunately, if you thought that meant the beginning of a kinder, gentler Chris Brown, think again.

Reminding the world that he"s friends with Scott Disick for a reason (they"re both douche bags), Chris posted a video to social media last night that pretty much sums up his entire public persona: stoned, misogynistic, possibly a cartoonish supervillain.

Before you watch the clip below, be warned that Breezy appears to have engineered some sort of technology that"s capable of capturing your actual nightmares and turning them into 8-second Instagram clips.

"A lot of times, ladies don"t like to give me the p-ssy on the first date – but in time, I"ll smash," Brown tells the camera in his best Heath Ledger voice.

Thankfully, the clip cuts out before Chris has a chance to elaborate on his plan to convince unsuspecting women to have sex with him.

Can every actor who ever played Batman just gang up and kick this dude"s ass already? We"re counting on you, Adam West!

Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Are a MIRACLE, Says Pharrell

The romance between Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton may have taken us all by surprise, but according to their co-stars on The Voice, the pair are now moving at full force.

During an appearance on the Today show, Pharrell Williams and Carson Daly gave us the scoop on America"s new favorite couple.

"It"s poppin" off!" Pharrell told host Savannah Guthrie, after she inquired about whether Gwake acted all lovey-dovey on set.

"Can"t separate those two," chimed in Carson Daly.

Pharrell couldn"t hold back his enthusiasm when speaking about his fellow Voice coaches.

“It’s so beautiful because, you know being there, I watched both of them go through a lot, and you hate to see you friends go through something so heavy,” he said.

“It was kind of like a miracle, man, just watching that,” he added.

Both Pharrell and Carson admitted they had no idea a dalliance was blossoming between the two while working on the show. 

Pharrell said he found out via a text sent Blake sent him.

“Blake sends me a text message, and I’m like, ‘whoa!"” he recalls.

"We were all, like, whoa," said Carson.

The latest scuttlebutt is that Blake was furious that Christina Aguilera replaced Gwen as a coach this season. To quell his anger, The Voice producers reportedly brought the No Doubt singer back as an advisor to serve on Blake"s team.

Neither Pharrell nor Carson made mention of wedding bells between their co-stars, but we"re sure the tabloids will keep us posted. 

 

Yolanda Foster & Lisa Rinna: STILL Fighting Over Lyme Disease Claims?!

Last month, Yolanda Foster and Lisa Rinna engaged in a Twitter feud over the ongoing question of whether or not Yolanda is really suffering from Lyme disease.

It may seem like an odd thing to question, but Lisa is not alone in her belief that Yolanda might be faking the whole thing to gain attention and sympathy from others.

And in defense of the Yolanda-truthers, there are some sketchy details that make it seem as though Yolanda is only pretending to be ill.

For example, she recently revealed that two of her her children also have Lyme disease, which is bizarre, because the disease isn’t contagious through casual contact with infected humans, and is usually transmitted through deer tick bites.

Did the entire family go camping and forget to bring the Off? Did Oswald act alone? Can jet fuel really melt steel beams?!

We got a little carried away there, but the point is, the controversy over Yolanda’s illness is complex, and there’s a good chance it’ll never be resolved.

But while theories about Elvis helping the Illuminati fake the moon landing are usually confined to the scarier corners of the Internet, the great Yolanda Lyme disease debate might soon take center stage on national television.

Yes, according to Radar Online, Yolanda is planning to confront Lisa on the upcoming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special.

“Even though Yolanda and Lisa made up on camera, the friendship is still very much on the rocks,” the source continued. “She is going to give Lisa an ultimatum, fess up, or the friendship is over.”

Even though Lisa is just one of several people who has openly questioned Yolanda’s illness, Foster is reportedly planning to single her out because Rinna was on her side at first, and her sudden change of heart made Yolanda feel betrayed.

Like we said, this thing is complex, y’all. We’re pretty sure the Free Masons are somehow involved.