Courtney Stodden Goes Nude in Honor of Kim Kardashian

If you’ve been anywhere near the Internet in the past two days, you know that Kim Kardashian posted a nude photo which for some reason has launched the weirdest debate since Donald Trump defended his penis size to Marco Rubio.

In the 48 hours since she posted the pic, Kim has been attacked as a bad role model, and accused of sending a negative message to her youngest fans. Fortunately, she’s got at least one fellow selfie-obsessed Instagram queen in her corner.

Yes, that’s Courtney Stodden doing her best interpretation of Kim’s now-famous masterpiece “Naked in the Bathroom Mirror #27.”

“Working on a new single! It’s coming out soon… Oh & I can’t find anything to wear either, Kim! #girlproblems #kimkardashian,” Courtney captioned the pic.

We don’t want to weigh in on the Kim issue, but we will say this  – Courtney is really setting a terrible and doing herself a tremendous disservice here.

Seriously – releasing a new single? What is the thinking?!

We’re just now getting over Courtney’s first single, which makes Rebecca Black’s “Friday” sound like a Mozart concerto.

We fully of approve of Courtney getting naked, but her attempts at starting a music career have got to stop.

Courtney, it’s 2016. We might be on the verge of our first female president. You don’t need to “sing” to get attention.

Ariana Madix: I"m the #1 F--king Girl on Vanderpump Rules!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you may recall the scene from earlier this season when Jax Taylor, crazy-eyed with liquor and cocaine rage, declared himself “the number one f–king guy” in his group of friends.

Earlier this week, past and present SUR-vers Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Scheana Marie and Katie Maloney appeared on Watch What Happens Live, where host Andy Cohen asked the viewers to vote on who should hold the title of “Number One F–king Girl” in the Vander-bunch and the result may surprise you:

Yes, winning by a wide margin with a shocking 39% of the vote was none other than Ariana Madix, who not only hasn’t been on Vanderpump as long as the other ladies, but also wasn’t a guest on WWHL at the time the voting took place.

If you don’t watch the show, then we really can’t help but wonder why you’re reading this article, but to put it in terms non-PumpKids might understand, that would be like if Ben Carson threw his hat back into the ring and suddenly dominated the GOP primaries.

Yes, in this analogy Ben Carson goes from soft-spoken neurosurgeon to sharp-tongued LA hipster.

We’re not sure who everyone else would be, but Kristen is definitely Trump.

Anyway, it was something of an unexpected victory, but well-deserved by Ariana, who took to Twitter to thank fans.

Of course, this isn’t Ms. Madix’s only honor in recent months. OK! magazine recently named Ariana and Tom Sandoval the sexiest couple of last year.

Clearly, the people love Ariana, who may have edged out Stassi as the smartest, sassiest blonde on Vanderpump.

The girls’s got a bright future. We doubt she’ll have to spend her nights getting bumped around behind the bar by a sweaty, coked-out felonious co-worker much longer.

Ariana Madix: I"m the #1 F--king Girl on Vanderpump Rules!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you may recall the scene from earlier this season when Jax Taylor, crazy-eyed with liquor and cocaine rage, declared himself “the number one f–king guy” in his group of friends.

Earlier this week, past and present SUR-vers Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Scheana Marie and Katie Maloney appeared on Watch What Happens Live, where host Andy Cohen asked the viewers to vote on who should hold the title of “Number One F–king Girl” in the Vander-bunch and the result may surprise you:

Yes, winning by a wide margin with a shocking 39% of the vote was none other than Ariana Madix, who not only hasn’t been on Vanderpump as long as the other ladies, but also wasn’t a guest on WWHL at the time the voting took place.

If you don’t watch the show, then we really can’t help but wonder why you’re reading this article, but to put it in terms non-PumpKids might understand, that would be like if Ben Carson threw his hat back into the ring and suddenly dominated the GOP primaries.

Yes, in this analogy Ben Carson goes from soft-spoken neurosurgeon to sharp-tongued LA hipster.

We’re not sure who everyone else would be, but Kristen is definitely Trump.

Anyway, it was something of an unexpected victory, but well-deserved by Ariana, who took to Twitter to thank fans.

Of course, this isn’t Ms. Madix’s only honor in recent months. OK! magazine recently named Ariana and Tom Sandoval the sexiest couple of last year.

Clearly, the people love Ariana, who may have edged out Stassi as the smartest, sassiest blonde on Vanderpump.

The girls’s got a bright future. We doubt she’ll have to spend her nights getting bumped around behind the bar by a sweaty, coked-out felonious co-worker much longer.

Yolanda Foster: Lisa Rinna Meddles In Other People"s Business!

Before we begin, I’d like to ask Bravo to screen storylines go forward, because the ones that exploit an illness arent not awesome.

It started with Brooks Ayers on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and he’s not even a cast member!  Now, the question of whether or not Yolanda Foster is exaggerating her battle against Lyme Disease is turning into a very awkward, very tired merry-go-round.

After the March 8th episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Foster’s blog post was basically a tirade against Lisa Rinna, who first brought up the possibility that Foster’s illness was created in her mind.

The Dutch model can’t let that accusation go (and no one can really blame her for it), if her most recent blog post is any indication.

Rinna thought Foster’s absence at Erica Girardi’s dinner party was odd given how close a friendship the two women share.

“I was surprised that Yolanda wasn’t there since Erika has been such a loyal and supportive friend to her,” Rinna wrote.

“I knew this was somewhat of a big deal for Erika to have us all over to meet Tom, who is a very busy man, and I thought surely Yolanda would make the effort to join us.

“I guess Yolanda didn’t ‘count her spoons’ that day and wore herself out at lunch with Brandi and Kim,” Rinna added.  “Hmmm… oh well.”

Foster fought back.

“I am not quite sure why Rinna is so worked up about something that doesn’t involve her,” Foster wrote.

“Getting in the middle of other people’s personal business and relationships seems to be a running theme for her.”

“Erika so beautifully touched on the practice of respect in tonight’s episode,” Foster added.

“Freedom of expression is not a permit to be disrespectful, and it seems there are blurred lines when it comes to this, especially when social media is involved.”

Ok then!  

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