If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you may recall the scene from earlier this season when Jax Taylor, crazy-eyed with liquor and cocaine rage, declared himself “the number one f–king guy” in his group of friends.
Earlier this week, past and present SUR-vers Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Scheana Marie and Katie Maloney appeared on Watch What Happens Live, where host Andy Cohen asked the viewers to vote on who should hold the title of “Number One F–king Girl” in the Vander-bunch and the result may surprise you:
Yes, winning by a wide margin with a shocking 39% of the vote was none other than Ariana Madix, who not only hasn’t been on Vanderpump as long as the other ladies, but also wasn’t a guest on WWHL at the time the voting took place.
If you don’t watch the show, then we really can’t help but wonder why you’re reading this article, but to put it in terms non-PumpKids might understand, that would be like if Ben Carson threw his hat back into the ring and suddenly dominated the GOP primaries.
Yes, in this analogy Ben Carson goes from soft-spoken neurosurgeon to sharp-tongued LA hipster.
We’re not sure who everyone else would be, but Kristen is definitely Trump.
Anyway, it was something of an unexpected victory, but well-deserved by Ariana, who took to Twitter to thank fans.
Of course, this isn’t Ms. Madix’s only honor in recent months. OK! magazine recently named Ariana and Tom Sandoval the sexiest couple of last year.
Clearly, the people love Ariana, who may have edged out Stassi as the smartest, sassiest blonde on Vanderpump.
The girls’s got a bright future. We doubt she’ll have to spend her nights getting bumped around behind the bar by a sweaty, coked-out felonious co-worker much longer.