Monday, May 9, 2016

Sharon Osbourne Confirms Split From Ozzy Osbourne, Prepares For Divorce

Over the weekend, the celebrity gossip world was abuzz with news that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have split after 33 years of marriage. 



The couple has yet to respond to reports that Ozzy moved out of their Beverly Hills home after Sharon learned that he’d been cheating with celebrity hair stylist Michelle Pugh – but their silence speaks volumes.


Sharon did not appear on her CBS panel show The Talk today, but co-host Julie Chen spoke on her behalf and basically confirmed that the rumors of infidelity are true:


“There were many tabloid headlines this weekend about Sharon and her husband Ozzy, rumors and speculation that they have split up after 33 years of marriage,” Chen told her audience.


“Sharon understandably took today off. We are sending all of our love to her and to her family, and we ask that you do the same.”


Obviously, she didn’t come right out and say the Osbournes are ready to call it quits, but hosts generally don’t take time off because of untrue tabloid reports.


Sharon and Ozzy are no strangers to rough patches, and there were rumors that she gave him the boot after he fell off the wagon back in 2013, but the 67-year-old rocker sobered up and managed to save his marriage.


At that time, Sharon addressed her marital difficulties on The Talk, telling viewers that she was “not happy,” but had no intention of getting a divorce.


This time, Ozzy’s substance abuse issues were reportedly not a factor, and it looks as though Sharon is preparing to move on without him. 


“Sharon has been pretty down,” a source close to the situation tells People magazine.


“I don’t know how much more she can take. It just weighs you down.”


The insider adds that Kelly and Jack stopped by to visit Sharon for Mother’s Day yesterday – and Ozzy was nowhere to be found:


“The kids were over yesterday with their kids and their other halves for Mother’s Day and they had a good day,” says the source.


After more than three decades of putting up with Ozzy, we assumed Sharon didn’t have a breaking point, but it sounds like she just reached it.


37 LOL-Worthy Text Message Fails by Your Mom (and Others)


Poor mothers. They try to get that whole texting thing right, but they often end up failing miserably.




1. LOL Fail


Lol fail

No, parents everywhere. LOL does not stand for “Lots of Love.” Not at all.



2. WTF Fail


Wtf fail

Well, this is a fantastic example of generation confusion.



3. Change Google!


Change google

What? Don’t all kids have the power to change the Google logo?



4. Spacing Out


Spacing out

If only there were a space bar or some obvious way to make a space between words…



5. Sink Poop?


Sink poop

This mother is very concerned about her child pooping in the sink. Not exactly. But still.



6. Twi-Mom Alert!


Twi mom alert

This mother wins the Internet. It’s as simple as that.


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Teen on Anesthesia Just Bought a Billion Strippers, Man!

For the record, we do not recommend anyone break his or her arm.


Hear that, readers?


We are NOT saying you should go out and break your arm. That would be a very painful thing to do.



However, perhaps the following video will make you feel better if you ever do break your arm… because it looks like getting it fixed can be a ton of fun!


At least for one young man.


His name is Brandon, he was given some anesthesia for his medical procedure and he appears to have just had the time of his life.


That"s because Brandon apparently believes he recently got back from Dubai.


And just how was the trip? It was totally "lit," man!


Brandon bought himself a "camel" and also "billions of strippers." Yes, billions of strippers.


We had no idea Dubai was so well stocked with women of the night, did you?


Check out the following footage and don"t feel bad if you can"t stop laughing over Brandon"s injury.


He certainly has no problem doing so!


Get better soon, Brandon.


And please bring a camera phone to your next doctor"s appointment if you need any follow-up surgery.


Patient on anesthesia just bought a billion strippers man

Blac Chyna: Already Cashing In On "Angela Kardashian" Name!

Say what you will about Blac Chyna, the girl moves fast when she’s going after something she wants.



Just a few months after getting Future’s name tattooed on her hand, Blac is fully wifed up with Rob Kardashian, and she’s sealing the deal every which way she can.


First, Rob and Blac got engaged.


Shortly thereafter, we learned that Blac is pregnant with Rob’s baby.


Now, Blac is planting her flag in Rob’s most valuable asset – his famous surname.


Yes, according to TMZ Ms. Chyna has already filed papers to trademark the moniker “Angela Kardashian.”


According to the documents, Blac will have soon the exclusive rights to use the name for “entertainment services, namely live television and movie appearances,” as well as “living as a social media celebrity, model, actress, and performer.”



That’s right – she doesn’t even have the name yet, but she’s already planning a future as “social media celebrity” Angela Kardashian.


You’d have to head to San Francisco circa 1849 to find this much gold diggin’ going on.


Asked what Rob thinks about the move, Blac reportedly replied, “Rob who?”


We kid! Sure, Blac basically just confirmed that the whole relationship is a blatant cash grab, but Rob grew up around that kind of behavior, so we’re sure he’s used to it.


And hey, it’s not like his bride-to-be is the only one cashing in.


Blac and Rob are reportedly fielding seven-figure offers for what will likely be the most boring reality show in history.


Not only do these two have zero chemistry together, they’re basically only famous because of their relationships to other famous people, and all of the drama surrounding their relationship is already playing out on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.


Don’t get us wrong – interest in the couple remains high, and we’re sure Blac will be able to cash in on her new name, but we may have already passed peak ChyRo.