Barbara Evans: Buzzed & Flirty on First Date With Ponytail Guy!

This might be our new favorite show.

If anyone deserves a little joy in her life, it"s Barbara Evans.

The woman raised trainwreck Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, and is now acting parent to six-year-old grandson Jace.

When she"s not looking after Jace, she"s rolling her eyes and scolding Jenelle for her always-questionable life choices.

Yeah, Barbara could use a lovah.

On the new MTV series, A Bae for Babs, the put-upon grandma with the sassy attitude sets out on a quest for a "booooooooooyfriend."

However, unlike her daughter, she has discerning taste in men.

"Oh my gawd, I would never pick any boyfriend like Jenelle did, oh my gawd," she says in a clip for the first episode.

Babs says she hasn"t dated in 16 years, and admits she"s a bit hesitant to dive into that pool again.

"It kinda makes me a little nervous about going back in the dating scene because I don"t want some guy to think that, you know, he"s gonna just, like, jump in my bed," she confesses.

Nevertheless, she agrees to meet Tom, the 60-year-old owner of a boat and a ponytail.

The two meet at an oxygen bar, which is probably the last place we"d ever imagine Barbara.

They don their masks and Babs is immediately weirded out.

"This is, like, so weee-yuhd, man," she exclaims in her unmistakable accent. "I feel like I"m like on an ayah-plane or somethin.""

"I"m getting, like, lightheaded. It"s really wee-yuhd, man!" she adds.

The fancy air must be doing a number on her, because she acts giddier and sillier than we"ve ever seen her before.

But she seems pleased to learn that Tom has grandbabies, too, and he gets points for showing her pictures of them.

Little Jace is excited about the prospect of getting a "new grandpa," reveals reveals, who told him, "Well, maybe you can."

Overall, she rates the date an 8 out of 10, saying she wouldn"t mind going out with Tom again.

But Babs has more suitors in store for further episodes. 

Who will she pick?

 

Joan Rivers: MURDERED For Exposing Michelle Obama as a Transsexual, Alex Jones Claims

This election year has been witness to some of the most ridiculous, fact-free rhetoric in the history of presidential politics, but just when you thought it couldn’t get any more ridiculous than the claim that Trump Tower has the nation’s best taco bowls, along comes Alex Jones:

Alex Jones: Michelle Obama is a Man!

For the uninitiated, Jones is a syndicated radio show host, and professional nutjob who’s spent several years appealing to the tinfoil-hat crowd with theories about the government faking the moon landing and staging the Sandy Hook massacre as an excuse to steal everyone’s guns.

His latest theory has to do with the death of comedian Joan Rivers who passed away in 2014 during a surgical procedure.

“Don’t forget, the famous comedienne Joan Rivers said, ‘Of course everyone knows she’s a tranny.’ She’s dead serious, ‘She’s a man,’ Jones says in the clip above. 

“Deader than a doornail in a routine operation where basically she had fire poured down her throat and was a fire-breathing goblin. Dead on arrival. Shoot your mouth off, honey, you will die.

“I really think — her daughters don’t look like her — I really think this is some weird hoax they did again,” he said, “just like he didn’t get sworn in on the Bible, it was the Quran.

“All this weirdness, I mean, I used to laugh at this stuff, but man, it’s all about rubbing our noses in it.”

Yes, Jones really thinks the comedy legend’s goal wasn’t to mock everyone in equal measure to expose Michelle as a man. He goes on:

“I think it’s all an arranged marriage, it’s all completely fake and it’s this big sick joke because he’s obsessed with transgender, just like some weird cult or something. I think Michelle Obama is a man. I really do. I really do. I believe it.” 

He goes on to claim that it’s common knowledge that Michelle is a man, and that President Obama frequently refers to her by her birth name, “Michael.”

Then he rants about Bono for a little bit and calls George Clooney a “maggot.”

It’s impossible to talk about Jones without sounding like you’re joking, but that’s really how the clip above plays out.

We’d like to play by Jones’ rules and claim that he’s clearly a 1,000-year-old lizard person who came to Earth in order to help Ted Cruz’s dad assassinate JFK, but we just can’t bring ourselves to stoop that low.

Although feel free to spread that around social media if you’re so inclined.

Jahron Brathwaite: Is He Dating Kylie Jenner?!?

According to a recent report, Tyga may have moved on from Kylie Jenner with Karlie Redd.

But Kylie isn’t down in the dumps over Tyga’s alleged rebound.

Because she’s reportedly down on some dude named Jahron Brathwaite!

You may know Jahron Brathwaite better by his rapper nickname, PartyNextDoor. Or you may not know Jahron Brathwaite at all.

However, if this report proves to be accurate, you will soon get to know Jahron Brathwaite very well.

Kylie, of course, split from Tyga a couple weeks ago after two years of dating the artist.

Why did Jenner and Tyga break up? Many outlets are claiming that the latter cheated on the former.

The Sun, meanwhile, writes that Kylie and Brathwaite “started quite suddenly, but just feels right.”

An anonymous source – who we have no reason to believe is made up – says the stars are “mad for each other.”

Moreover, unlike Tyga, this same sources say that Kylie has the total and complete backing of her family when it comes to her new relationship.

“Kylie’s [relatives] found the eight-year age gap with Tyga a bit weird, especially as they got together before she turned 18 last year,” this insider says, adding:

“PartyNextDoor is much better, as he’s only four years older than her.”

Just how serious is this romance?

“She doesn’t know why she wasted time with Tyga,” the newspaper writes of Kylie.

Harsh? Perhaps. But just consider the following…

View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag

What do we know about Brathwaite?

He is signed to Drake’s record label and he definitely knows Kylie.

Just last weekend, he shared a picture on Instagram of his and Jenner’s diamond-encrusted watches, captioning the snapshot as follows:

“Diamond battles with @kyliejenner.”

Tyga, possibly jealous, then responded with a photo of his own expensive jewelry, writing along with it: “Diamond battles.”

Brathwaite also used to date Kehlani and allegedly slept with the singer earlier this year, while she was dating basketball player Kyrie Irving.

This alleged affair led to Kehlani attempting suicide.

So Brathwaite is no stranger to controversy. Which means he’ll fit right in to the Jenner-Kardashian household.

Andi Dorfman SLAMS The Bachelor, Juan Pablo in Tell-All Book

Last month, Andi Dorfman blasted The Bachelor as “the stupidest thing I’ve ever been a part of.”

Now, the former contestant is going on record describing just how stupid – and toxic – her time on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette really was.

And wait till you hear what she says about the dudes she dated.

In her new tell-all book It’s Not Okay, she dishes all about her experiences on the shows, and it gets good.

She says the BS started from the initial casting call, which took place in a bar.

“Flash after flash, I stood stoically as I posed by for my ‘mug shot’ before finally I was allowed to pass Go, collect $ 200, and enter the bar,” she wrote.

“Look to your right – those girls slamming shots are the ‘party’ girls and are already sloshed. To your left is the ‘pretty prissy girls’ conversing with each other.”

She was then given 72 hours to complete 50 pages of forms, in which she was required to disclose everything from her dating history to her tax records.

Eventually she was selected and appeared on The Bachelor vying for the final rose of notorious d-bag Juan Pablo Galavis, conversations with whom she described as “dull.”

“Unfortunately, he also had the a**hole gene and in my opinion was one of the more narcissistic humans I had ever met,” she said of Juan Pablo.

“Narcissistic and ungrateful,” she continued. “He was honest to the point of offensive, entitled to the point of elitism and pompous to the point of disgust.”

She also revealed what happened on her date with him in the fantasy suite, and what prompted her to ditch him shortly thereafter.

“He blasted Ray Jay and R. Kelly all night long and showed me dozens of videos of his old soccer highlights on YouTube,” she said.

“All there was was the realization that I was nothing more than a pretty object he had no intentions of liking, let alone loving, and thus no amount of free travel was enticing enough to stay any longer.”

Oh, but she wasn’t finished.

Dorfman also had a few choice words about The Bachelorette runner-up, Nick Viall.

During their evening in the fantasy suite, Nick asked her if she’d rather “make love or f**k,” before admitting his own preference.

“Well, If I had four times, I’d like to f**k the first three times and make love the fourth,” he told her.

Charming.

Although Dorman referred to it as “ladyboner killing.”

I like this woman. But I doubt ABC feels the same.