Thursday, May 19, 2016

Blake Shelton on Gwen Stefani: We"re SO Different, It"s Weird!

When Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani first went public with their relationship, it was a little jarring.



Whaaa? Gwen’s, like, this super glam pop princess, and she’s with that country dude? They thought.


Sure, they were coaches together on The Voice, but fans would’ve predicted a romance between Shelton and Adam Levine before this one.


(Actually, we haven’t ruled that out, either.)


Recently, on The Today Show, Shelton admitted his dalliance with Stefani was unconventional.


“It’s a little weird,” he said. “We could not be, on paper, any more different.” 


“I mean, I’m a country singer and she’s a ska, rock, pop, whatever it is … and it’s just an odd idea,” he added.


“On paper” seems to be the key term here, because in the flesh, they just work.


“But man, it’s a lot of fun. I’ve gotta be honest about that,” he admitted.


Fans got a glimpse into just how fun it is between them when they totally eye-banged each other while performing their duet, “Go Ahead and Break My Heart” on a recent episode of The Voice.


Have a look:



It’s easy to see why The Voice executive producer Mark Burnett is so damn excited about their union, too.


Shelton confesses he started to write the song, which is featured on the Angry Birds Movie soundtrack, to show off to his new girlfriend.


“I actually wrote that song, started it just to try to impress her, to be honest with you,” Shelton said.


“I sent it to her just half done and said, ‘I wrote a song, kind of about you,’ and she wrote the next verse and sent it back to me.


And so it was like, ‘Oh, we’ve got a song together.’ That’s kind of cool.”


Sources say Blake and Gwen will announce their engagement on The Voice in the near future, but we’ll believe that when it happens.


Kourtney Kardashian Gets Pulled Over, Son Cites "Big Fat Butt" as Violation

Kourtney Kardashian has herself quite the driving adventure this week.


As captured on Snapchat (naturally), the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was in her vehicle, behind the wheel, with sister Khloe riding shotgun and kids Penelope and Mason in the backseat.



The trip started out innocently and adorably enough, with Penelope showing off her impressive repertoire of musical knowledge.


First, she lip-synched to Rihanna’s “Work.”






From there, she shifted gears and took on “Run This Town.”


We’re talking both the Beyonce and Jay-Z parts here:






From there, however, it was brother Mason’s turn to shine… after his mother found himself in trouble with the law.


With Khloe Kardashian filming, Kourtney was asked for her reaction to a police officer pulling her over, for speeding, we assume.


You can tell that Kourtney isn’t very psyched about what is happening, but then Mason jumps in with his explanation for why his mom is in trouble with the law and everything stops.


That’s what happens when your son yells that your “BIG FAT BUTT” is to blame. HA!






Of course, anyone who has stared long and hard at any Kourtney Kardashian photos is well aware that Kourtney’s butt is really the perfect size.


We guess we should be happy that Mason hasn’t done this, however.


Pity that poor child when he gets old enough to Google his mom and his aunts.


Based on what Kim Kardashian herself has said, the Internet will be filled with nude selfies for the next several decades.


Woman Chooses Death Over Donald Trump (And Hillary Clinton)

Some of us have already begun research on citizenship in other countries come November 3rd, 2016.


Others take more dramatic measures and exit this world entirely.



Mary Anne Noland from Richmond, VA (with whom I would have gotten along swimmingly) either wrote her own obituary ahead of time, or had a relative draw up something snappy, because even though she is no longer with us, Noland has won.


Earlier this month, the mother-of-three passed away, and her obituary was submitted to the Richmond-Times Dispatch.



“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68.


“Born in Danville, Va., Mary Anne was a graduate of Douglas Freeman High School (1966) and the University of Virginia School of Nursing (1970). A faithful child of God,


“Mary Anne devoted her life to sharing the love she received from Christ with all whose lives she touched as a wife, mother, grandmother, daughter, sister, friend and nurse.”


The obituary was published on May 17th, and after becoming quite the viral hit, many viewers suspected the piece too good to be real.


The Times-Dispatch confirmed the obituary’s authenticity the next day.


“Paid death notices are vignettes about a person’s life, as told by their family or friends,” the article read.


“This isn’t the first time a paid death notice has been used to send a personal message to the world. Some have commented on favorite sports teams, places to visit, a drink of choice and, yes, politics.


“All content published in The Times-Dispatch is reviewed before publication.


“In the case of Ms. Noland’s obituary, we’re not surprised by the response.”


It’s important to highlight Noland’s humor rather than assuming the worst (as of press time, no one has been pushed that far Trump’s dumb dumb antics).


In fact, Noland isn’t the first of our dearly departed to entertain readers.


According to Snopes, one obituary made a last request to “please vote for Donald Trump.”


Another asked that “in lieu of flowers, do not vote for Donald Trump.”


If a jovial obituary isn’t American, then hand me that Canadian citizenship form.  They’re very pleasant up there.


Woman Chooses Death Over Donald Trump (And Hillary Clinton)

Some of us have already begun research on citizenship in other countries come November 3rd, 2016.


Others take more dramatic measures and exit this world entirely.



Mary Anne Noland from Richmond, VA (with whom I would have gotten along swimmingly) either wrote her own obituary ahead of time, or had a relative draw up something snappy, because even though she is no longer with us, Noland has won.


Earlier this month, the mother-of-three passed away, and her obituary was submitted to the Richmond-Times Dispatch.



“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68.


“Born in Danville, Va., Mary Anne was a graduate of Douglas Freeman High School (1966) and the University of Virginia School of Nursing (1970). A faithful child of God,


“Mary Anne devoted her life to sharing the love she received from Christ with all whose lives she touched as a wife, mother, grandmother, daughter, sister, friend and nurse.”


The obituary was published on May 17th, and after becoming quite the viral hit, many viewers suspected the piece too good to be real.


The Times-Dispatch confirmed the obituary’s authenticity the next day.


“Paid death notices are vignettes about a person’s life, as told by their family or friends,” the article read.


“This isn’t the first time a paid death notice has been used to send a personal message to the world. Some have commented on favorite sports teams, places to visit, a drink of choice and, yes, politics.


“All content published in The Times-Dispatch is reviewed before publication.


“In the case of Ms. Noland’s obituary, we’re not surprised by the response.”


It’s important to highlight Noland’s humor rather than assuming the worst (as of press time, no one has been pushed that far Trump’s dumb dumb antics).


In fact, Noland isn’t the first of our dearly departed to entertain readers.


According to Snopes, one obituary made a last request to “please vote for Donald Trump.”


Another asked that “in lieu of flowers, do not vote for Donald Trump.”


If a jovial obituary isn’t American, then hand me that Canadian citizenship form.  They’re very pleasant up there.