Thursday, May 19, 2016

Kourtney Kardashian Gets Pulled Over, Son Cites "Big Fat Butt" as Violation

Kourtney Kardashian has herself quite the driving adventure this week.


As captured on Snapchat (naturally), the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was in her vehicle, behind the wheel, with sister Khloe riding shotgun and kids Penelope and Mason in the backseat.



The trip started out innocently and adorably enough, with Penelope showing off her impressive repertoire of musical knowledge.


First, she lip-synched to Rihanna’s “Work.”






From there, she shifted gears and took on “Run This Town.”


We’re talking both the Beyonce and Jay-Z parts here:






From there, however, it was brother Mason’s turn to shine… after his mother found himself in trouble with the law.


With Khloe Kardashian filming, Kourtney was asked for her reaction to a police officer pulling her over, for speeding, we assume.


You can tell that Kourtney isn’t very psyched about what is happening, but then Mason jumps in with his explanation for why his mom is in trouble with the law and everything stops.


That’s what happens when your son yells that your “BIG FAT BUTT” is to blame. HA!






Of course, anyone who has stared long and hard at any Kourtney Kardashian photos is well aware that Kourtney’s butt is really the perfect size.


We guess we should be happy that Mason hasn’t done this, however.


Pity that poor child when he gets old enough to Google his mom and his aunts.


Based on what Kim Kardashian herself has said, the Internet will be filled with nude selfies for the next several decades.