Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Back Together For Some Reason

We were under the impression that just about everyone is sick of Farrah Abraham at this point, but it seems there’s at least one person who still isn’t fed up with the Backdoor Teen Mom.

Yes, Farrah and Simon Saran confirmed that they’re back together at a red carpet event last night.

We can only assume Farrah has potentially life-ruining dirt on Simon because why else would anyone do this?!

The couple made it official at something called So Sexy, which was apparently a West Hollywood party hosted by OK! magazine.

We assume Farrah was invited, but it doesn’t really matter.

If you do something as tacky as throwing a party called So Sexy, Farrah will just materialize like Beetlejuice.

We’re joking, but Ms. Abraham has crashed parties in the past, and we’re sure she’ll do it again.

We first reported that Farrah and Simon are back together last month after he accompanied her to the MTV Movie Awards

At the time, however, Farrah played coy and pretended that she and Simon were just friends (we assume she meant to add “with benefits.”)

Attendees at last night’s event say Farrah and Simon definitely weren’t pretending to be platonic.’

In fact, they reportedly piled on the PDA every chance they got.

It’s an interesting development, as the relationship between Farrah and Simon reportedly did not end on good terms.

You may remember this memorable scene in which Farrah tried to force Simon to bond with her daughter:

Farrah Abraham Literally Forces Sophia to Bond with Simon Saran

Not surprisingly, Saran and Abraham called it quits soon after that footage was filmed.

So why would Simon go down this road again?

Frankly, we have no idea.

We know she knows what she’s doing in the bedroom, but if he misses that, he can always just put on Farrah’s sex tape and bust out one of those plastic molds of her vagina she’s so proud of.

Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself why dating Farrah Abraham is always a bad idea.

Jenelle Evans Accused of Neglecting Sons; Could She Lose Custody of BOTH Kids?!

On last week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Jenelle Evans’ house was the scene of a tense showdown between Jenelle’s mother, Barbara, and her new boyfriend, David Eason.

After Babs burst into her daughter’s home, she and Eason butted heads over a number of issues, including Jenelle’s parenting style.

Barbara Evans: David Eason Held Jenelle Prisoner!!!

Jenelle blamed MTV for editing the scene to make it look as though she and David were neglecting their children, but unfortunately, it seems most viewers aren’t buying her explanation – and the footage could have serious ramifications.

Currently, Jenelle is fighting two custody battles at the same time, and the new allegation that she’s endangering her kids with her lack of attentiveness could work to her disadvantage in court.

Jenelle only has custody of one of her youngest son, Kaiser, as his brother Jace has been in Barbara’s care since shortly after his birth.

Evans is trying to win back Jace and her deny partial custody of Kaiser to her baby daddy, Nathan Griffith.

Now, insiders are claiming that both Barbara and Nathan are planning to use the footage from Jenelle’s house against her.

Interestingly, Jenelle is never on camera in the scene, but her detractors say that’s the problem.

View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!

Her voice is heard as she screams at her mother on camera, but she never emerges from the bedroom.

Many viewers have echoed Barbara’s inquiries regarding why Jenelle and David decided to shut themselves in her bedroom in the middle of the day.

Some believe that Jenelle is back on drugs. (The 24-year-old struggled with heroin addiction in her younger years.)

Others have suggested that she and David were simply avoiding the kids.

Whatever the case, the scene certainly doesn’t make a strong case for Jenelle’s skills as a mother, and the Carolina Hurricane is reportedly deeply concerned that it will be used against her in court.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to see more of Jenelle’s seriously questionable parenting.

11 Times Kylie Jenner Looked Like Your Dad"s New Wife

Back in middle school, swiping your mother"s too-thick foundation (that didn"t even match your skintone) was all the rage.  

If she had mascara, blush/bronzer and dark lipstick, even better!

Once applied in private, you walk downstairs to get ready to go out with your friends when it happens.

Your mother sees your face. She looks horrified.

You hear the words "trollop, "floozy" and "street walker" being thrown around and suddenly, you feel you may have overdone it with the rouge.

Caitlyn Jenner tried very hard to impart this lesson of "less is more" on her youngest child, Kylie Jenner on a 2009 episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Alas, it fell on deaf ears.  

And here we are, nodding our heads and giggling a little (it"s funny.  We can"t help it) at this meme from Betches" Instagram, which has inspired a gallery rattling off 11 instances of Kylie, 18, looking older than Kendall Jenner, 20.

 

1. Less Is More. More Is Just…More

Kendall: “I used a pop of red lipstick, but scaled back on the eye shadow.” Kylie: “I don’t know what that means.”

2. Twinning

“Can you believe I’m her stepmom? I hardly look a day over 35!”

3. I’m Only 18, I Swear

When you actually look older than your 35-year-old sister.

4. Pillow Cheeks

They look so…dewy? round? enhanced?

5. How Many Lip Kits Does It Take To Fill Those Out?

When your lips is more pronounced than Khloe Kardashian’s, it’s time to reevaluate your makeup choices.

6. When Lil’ Kim Is Your Beauty Icon

“Tell me your secrets.”

View Slideshow

Kylie Jenner-Tyga Sex Tape: Already Leaked Online?!

Ever since the world learned that Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up, fans have been bracing themselves for T-Raww’s revenge.

Obviously, Kylie is every bit as exposed to the public as the rest of her famous family (maybe more so, as she shares every second of her waking hours on Instagram and Snapchat), but she’s also considerably younger than the rest.

In fact, even though she’s lived her entire life in the public eye thanks to her family’s reality show, Kylie only became a household in the past couple years.

(Not surprisingly, she blew up right around the time she started posting racy selfies on Instagram,)

That means she hasn’t had to deal with too much embarrassing information going public, simply by virtue of the fact that she hasn’t been in the spotlight as long.

That may be about to change, as the end of her relationship may trigger a data dump that could have seriously embarrassing consequences for Kylizzle.

The most damaging secret could be the fact that Kylie and Tyga made a sex tape that until now they’ve both attempted to keep buried.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

Some outlets reported that Tyga planned to leak the tape as an act of revenge, while others claim he simply stopped worrying about whether or not it went public after Kylie dumped him.

Whatever the case, an Instagram user named Ty Bracey is claiming to be in possession of Kyga’s racy home movie:

“Guess who got the Kylie Jenner sex tape before it was deleted from Tyga’s website,” Bracey tweeted yesterday.

Yes, according to fans, the tape appeared on Tyga’s website for about 30 minutes earlier this week, which was apparently all it took for Bracey to download it.

Of course, even if those rumors are true, the footage has yet to be authenticated.

In any event, we would be surprised if Tyga and Kylie never recorded themselves gettin’ it on (she’s well aware of what put her fmily on the map), and we’re guessing these days Kylie is pretty nervous about the video going public.

View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner