Friday, May 20, 2016

11 Times Kylie Jenner Looked Like Your Dad"s New Wife


Back in middle school, swiping your mother"s too-thick foundation (that didn"t even match your skintone) was all the rage.  


If she had mascara, blush/bronzer and dark lipstick, even better!


Once applied in private, you walk downstairs to get ready to go out with your friends when it happens.


Your mother sees your face. She looks horrified.


You hear the words "trollop, "floozy" and "street walker" being thrown around and suddenly, you feel you may have overdone it with the rouge.


Caitlyn Jenner tried very hard to impart this lesson of "less is more" on her youngest child, Kylie Jenner on a 2009 episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.


Alas, it fell on deaf ears.  


And here we are, nodding our heads and giggling a little (it"s funny.  We can"t help it) at this meme from Betches" Instagram, which has inspired a gallery rattling off 11 instances of Kylie, 18, looking older than Kendall Jenner, 20.


 




1. Less Is More. More Is Just…More


Kendall plus kylie fashion line launch party at topshop

Kendall: “I used a pop of red lipstick, but scaled back on the eye shadow.” Kylie: “I don’t know what that means.”



2. Twinning


Kendall jenner and kylie jenner 2014 muchmusic video awards

“Can you believe I’m her stepmom? I hardly look a day over 35!”



3. I’m Only 18, I Swear


Kendall jenner kim kardashian and kylie jenner 2014 mtv video mu

When you actually look older than your 35-year-old sister.



4. Pillow Cheeks


Kendall jenner tommaso bruso and kylie jenner celebrate kylie an

They look so…dewy? round? enhanced?



5. How Many Lip Kits Does It Take To Fill Those Out?


Khloe kardashian kendall jenner and kylie jenner opening ceremon

When your lips is more pronounced than Khloe Kardashian’s, it’s time to reevaluate your makeup choices.



6. When Lil’ Kim Is Your Beauty Icon


Kylie jenner lil kim kanye west asap rocky kendall jenner and ko

“Tell me your secrets.”


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